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Aug 1st, 2003 12:25 PM
Mike PPPPS. You dissin me, jin? If you weren't so cool yourself I might go to the trouble of thinking up some smart-ass comeback. That, and I'm thirsty...*wanders off in search of lemonade*
Aug 1st, 2003 10:50 AM
kellychaos Have you tried talking to your penis? Maybe your penis will respond and become unbendy through the gentle, caring nuturing words ... like they say about plants.

Quote:
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.
Aug 1st, 2003 06:40 AM
jin MY PENIS IS BIG AND MY GIRLFRIEND LIKES IT BECAUSE IT MAKES HER HAPPY IN HER VERGINIA BUT I DONT KNOW WHY.

I HAVE LOTS OF SEX.

PS. LOTS.

PPS. I AM COOL NOW.


PPPS. You are talking possibly about the "G-Spot" which is located a little past the inner lips and scientists say might actually be a variation of the male prostate.
Aug 1st, 2003 03:31 AM
Mike Mine is pretty much straight outward, but it has a slight upward curve. My girlfriend likes it because it rubs on something in her twat that I can't remember the name of.
Aug 1st, 2003 02:55 AM
CastroMotorOil Mine goes to the left. My gf likes it that way. Im not sure why it does considering im right handed.
Aug 1st, 2003 02:29 AM
BlueOatmeal Mine has a slight downward curve from the years of beatings I have given it. Its not and extreme curve so I guess its not all that bad. I've aslo tried different ways of masterbating to see if it will fix it before it gets too bad.
Jul 31st, 2003 04:09 AM
Ninjavenom BOOMERANG BOY!
Jul 31st, 2003 02:14 AM
sadie fatsatan:

oneandonly: if your penis were perfect, it'd be completely out of place on you.
Jul 30th, 2003 10:21 PM
agroskaterik
Jul 30th, 2003 09:41 PM
ScruU2wice
Quote:
Originally Posted by agroskaterik
yes, except most women.
yes, most women...
Jul 30th, 2003 05:40 PM
Esuohlim Mine leans to the right. Doesn't every guy's lean to the right? Unless, of course, you're some moron who masturbates by rubbing your penis against your left thigh.
Jul 30th, 2003 02:55 PM
agroskaterik yes, except most women.
Jul 30th, 2003 02:53 PM
The One and Only... Yeah... I also have one ball that hangs a lot lower than the other, but doesn't everybody?
Jul 30th, 2003 02:49 PM
FS Royal nervously anticipates the day he achieves an erection and finds out whether or not it is crooked.

If any girl laughs at you for having a cock that bends, point out that her tits aren't of equal size, the nipples are in a strange place, her labia are too big. Then laugh at your imperfections, turn off the light and make crazy monkey love.
Jul 30th, 2003 01:02 PM
CaptainBubba Its not curved to the right. Its curved a little up. It just leans to the right going in a straight direction.

Ninjavenom: I never thought about it before. I guess that might be.
Jul 30th, 2003 11:13 AM
agroskaterik
Jul 30th, 2003 11:12 AM
kellychaos In that case, thank you. Thank you all.
Jul 30th, 2003 11:09 AM
agroskaterik i'm serious.

this is Loveline is it not?
Jul 30th, 2003 11:08 AM
ScruU2wice i dont think he was being sarcastic :/...
Jul 30th, 2003 11:02 AM
kellychaos Have you filled out the proper sarcasm applications prior to submission ... in triplicate. Follow procedure our your application will be be accepted for submission. That is all.
Jul 30th, 2003 10:46 AM
agroskaterik i love you kelly.
Jul 30th, 2003 10:39 AM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeanette X
My bf has a slight curve. I don't laugh at him.
If there's such a thing as a precision-balanced penis, I've never heard about it. That not I'm makin' enquiries or anything. Just sayin'


I think the proper medical procedure for this guys' condition is a tourniquette ... I could be wrong, though. :/
Jul 28th, 2003 07:52 PM
KILLADEUCE Bieng different is what brings zest to this otherwise dreary existince
Jul 28th, 2003 07:41 PM
The One and Only... Maybe it will set me apart from all the other guys.
Jul 28th, 2003 07:38 PM
Jeanette X My bf has a slight curve. I don't laugh at him.
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