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Aug 6th, 2003 03:06 PM

kellychaos

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Originally Posted by mburbank

Then there was the Moyel who saved all his tips and made a wallet. If you rubbed it, it turned into a suitcase.

Have you all seen the garment bags that has the little inlet for a vacuum cleaner which shrinks your air-compressed luggage down to a manageable, portable size. OK, say you use the thing and were blessed with a wealth of newfound trunk space on the trip out. What is one supposed to do, vacuumless, on the return trip when all the air has been restored to said clothing? Are you supposed to carry the vacuum with you and, if so, isn't that defeating the purpose of that type of luggage in the first place?

Aug 6th, 2003 02:48 PM

mburbank

I'm not sure, Sspad. Follow your Briss. Fair warning though, they take tips.

Then there was the Moyel who saved all his tips and made a wallet. If you rubbed it, it turned into a suitcase.

THANK YOU! I'M HERE ALL WEEK!

Aug 6th, 2003 01:28 PM

pissed off salesman

Sorta like the olde world version of Ed Gein

Aug 6th, 2003 01:24 PM

It's Yiddish for "Old Man Penis Clipper", a mythical ogre that sneaks into nurseries on moonless nights to remove young boys' foreskins with his golden scissors.

Legend has it he's making a coat out of them.

Aug 6th, 2003 12:26 PM

Protoclown

fuck you, pissed off salesman

Aug 6th, 2003 11:43 AM

pissed off salesman

To Poil.

Aug 6th, 2003 11:28 AM

Mockery

Said Olive Oyl.

Aug 6th, 2003 11:24 AM

Dole

The opposite of a Goil.

Aug 6th, 2003 11:18 AM

sspadowsky

Question for Max

I'm not up on my Yiddish. What is a "Moyel"?

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