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Aug 7th, 2003 03:15 PM
mburbank The Episcopal church does not require celibacy of it's priests, and the new bishop makes no bones about being in a commited, monogomas, sexual gay relationship.

Get it? No 'bones'?
Aug 7th, 2003 03:15 PM
sspadowsky Actually, all "celibate" means is not being married. Not having sex is being chaste.
Aug 7th, 2003 03:09 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Buddy, gay acceptance has recently been going down. Do a search yourself.

It might split up the church.
the church will split anyway...thats not unusual. It's called schism and it's how we wound up with all of these fucking denominations. Gays have never been accepted in our society...tolerated, but never accepted.
Aug 7th, 2003 02:48 PM
FS Celibacy is just not practicing sex. You don't have to become asexual first.

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Buddy, gay acceptance has recently been going down. Do a search yourself.
Yes, I'll go to worldwidepollingontheacceptanceofgaylifestyle.com right now and check things out.

Over the past seven years or so, several countries have been legalizing gay marriage and adoption. While this has caused several other countries to fire up the go-away-gay furnace, I think there's no denying that gays are winning legal territory.
Aug 7th, 2003 12:18 PM
El Blanco How can you be gay and celebate? Or straight and celebate for that matter?

Max, don't forget Mary Magdaline. Great, now I gotta get on that bus to Hell with Leary and Scorcese.

My friend has this theory: The Crucafixion was just an S&M project gone bad. Jesus forgot the safety word or something.
Aug 7th, 2003 11:52 AM
Jeanette X What does it matter if a bishop is gay if he is celibate?
Aug 7th, 2003 11:35 AM
mburbank You're confused, One and Only: Gay acceptance isn't going down, it comes from going down.

Is it just me, or doesn't Jesus seem a wee bit gay. I mean, 12 disciples, all of them guys, the long hair, the sandals. If you saw all that walking down the street in Provincetown or Fire Island, you wouldn't even have a question about it.
Aug 7th, 2003 10:59 AM
El Blanco They will let them marry first.........................oh, wait.
Aug 7th, 2003 09:49 AM
O71394658 The gay bishop elected was Episcopalian, not Catholic.

I'm Catholic myself, and personally, I don't really care what gay people do behind closed doors. The only thing I care about is the high school, which I don't like, not because of being "gay", but because of its segregationist attitude. It's encouraging separatism.

No, I don't see anything serious happening within the Church. I don't see a gay bishop being elected anytime soon, or actually...ever.
Aug 7th, 2003 09:42 AM
Sethomas There really aren't any significant gay interest groups within the Catholic church pushing for change, so I see no real possibility of it causing a schism as may happen in the Anglican church. There's no way a Catholic bishop would be elected while openly cohabitating with another man.
Aug 7th, 2003 09:23 AM
The One and Only... Buddy, gay acceptance has recently been going down. Do a search yourself.

It might split up the church.
Aug 7th, 2003 07:04 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I was in the gym yesterday and heard this old guy say "A gay bishop..what's next, prostitutes teaching sunday school?"

They already do, shitstain...they already do.
Aug 7th, 2003 04:31 AM
FS
This just in: Catholic Church calls Gays "nasty tricks&

With most of the Catholic church going on warpath against the growing acceptance of gay couples as equal to straight couples, and in stark contrast of that, the openly gay Gene Robinson becoming bishop despite protests, it's seeming like we're just seconds away from a big old religious gay brawl. What are the chances of this splitting up the Catholic church?

And I wonder how long before some Catholic representative makes the age-old suggestion that all gays are child molesters, moments before slapping his hands over his mouth.

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