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Aug 9th, 2003 10:25 AM
kellychaos I'm masturbating to AChimp masturbating to numbers guy's avatar.
Aug 9th, 2003 10:22 AM
AChimp I'm sorry, Numbers Guy, but I can't respond to you right now because I'm masturbating to your avatar.
Aug 9th, 2003 09:39 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by O71394658
Who says there wasn't historical evidence?

But you have to remember, most people (if not all except for a very few) couldn't read or write back then. "Paper" was also scarce, as they had to use expensive sheep and cattle skins to write on and stuff. (remember books had to be hand copied too, which could take months or years...) But besides all this, I wouldn't be surprised if there was historical evidence of his miracles. Hell, there was a miracle witnessed by thousands of people a decade or two ago, and most people don't even believe that.
I hate to flip-flop around but ... I guess, taking AChimp's side ... at least a few things were written about Socrates and his teaching and that was about 400 years B.C. and they seemed to have enough paper for that. Just sayin'
Aug 8th, 2003 07:34 PM
O71394658 Who says there wasn't historical evidence?

But you have to remember, most people (if not all except for a very few) couldn't read or write back then. "Paper" was also scarce, as they had to use expensive sheep and cattle skins to write on and stuff. (remember books had to be hand copied too, which could take months or years...) But besides all this, I wouldn't be surprised if there was historical evidence of his miracles. Hell, there was a miracle witnessed by thousands of people a decade or two ago, and most people don't even believe that.
Aug 8th, 2003 11:48 AM
AChimp There's a difference between a guy who is just talked to a few people and a guy who reputedly addressed thousands of people on many occassions and performed divine miracles in front of them.

There were a couple of people around the time who mentioned Socrates in their works, though, and offereed additional views on him as opposed to Plato, who was his student. Xenophon, for instance. The fact that similar accounts of Socrates exist by different authors who weren't in cohoots with each other is evidence enough for his teachings.

I don't believe that there are books by other authors at the time that considered Jesus worth writing about. He gets a mention here and there in the various historical chronicles of the time ("cult leader talked to people, soldiers dispersed mob"), but there's no Life and Times of Jesus Christ, written by a contemporary, other than the what's in Bible, and that can hardly be considered an objective account to his miracles, especially after 2000 years or building an entire religion around him.
Aug 8th, 2003 11:13 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by AChimp
I think what Cosmo is trying to get at is that there is no historical reference to miracles that Jesus was supposed to have performed OTHER than the Bible.

Cuz, you know, if there was a dude who could make the blind see and cure lepers with a glance, other people at the time might have taken notice and written about it.
I don't know if I exactly agree with this logic, chimpy one. Socrates taught many people and we know him to exist, yet if memory serves me correctly, Plato is one of few (perhaps only) people to have written down his teachings. Did his teachings (dialectic dialogues really) not take place?
Aug 8th, 2003 12:42 AM
Big Papa Goat What is good and what is evil? Our notion of them is mere human morality. God has the entire Universe to weigh in his hands; our notions of good and evil, suffering and happiness, may not be very important to him.
Aug 7th, 2003 11:35 PM
The_voice_of_reason Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it?



-Homer
Aug 7th, 2003 09:58 PM
AChimp Yeah. Like I said, there are records of Jesus's existence, but no objective records of his miracles.
Aug 7th, 2003 09:56 PM
Sethomas This is what I had to say in the other thread:

According to Aquinas, evil can't exist in and of itself, so evil is just an inadequacy of good. Furthermore, free will can't over power God's will, so God's will entails all evil.

But what I would have to say is that God's will, regarding the passage of time on Earth, is for the world to reflect the collective nature of our immortal souls. Likewise, the nature of our lives reflects the nature of our souls as individuals. In the tangible world, the notion of free will is simply impossible both theologically and scientifically. But I believe that our souls were endowed with a personal nature, and in crafting a hyperdimensional universe God based his design on our souls.

In orthodox thought, the soul is given free will and control over a mortal body. In my theory, the soul is merely reflected by a mortal body without free will. So if you lead an evil life, it's because your soul was innately evil, not because your soul directed you to do evil things. Such is my theory of Metaphysical Consequence. I'll write a book about it after I get my Ph.D.
Aug 7th, 2003 09:07 PM
The_Rorschach "How can 'God' be both all good and all powerful?"

Read Isaiah if you ascribe to Christian or Jewish theology, if you do not, be more precise in which god you are speaking of.

God said to have created both good and evil, taking responsibility for both. Life, without free will, would be meaningless. Essentially, he is Good because he chooses to be responsible in the use of his omnipotence.
Aug 7th, 2003 08:48 PM
ranxer cosmo yer whacking at the root, as i've discovered its mighty hard to do regarding almost anything in america. personally ive given up on attacking jesus.. what's wrong with the idea of jesus existing as a historical figure anyway?

jesus had a lot of strong positions that place him as a liberal green party member, what's wrong with that? i dont place any faith in him being a messaih but a person with progressive views.. speaking for the voiceless etc.. most christian religions cant even come close to living up to what jesus has reportedly said, isnt that enough for you?

why bother attacking his existence rather than the religions that have spun off of him?

from waht ive heard jesus was a gnostic and the gnostics weren't allowed to get anything into the bible.. they even had manhunts for the gnostics around the time jesus was crucified.. i'm much more interested in what the gnostics stood for than why jesus was called the messaih or why anyone would say jesus existed when he didnt. personally i believe he did but i'm talking from an athiest point of view that believes in humanity and solutions to our problems that don't have anything to do with shutting anyone up.
Aug 7th, 2003 08:20 PM
O71394658 Tacitus (AD 55-120), a renowned historical of ancient Rome, wrote in the latter half of the first century that ‘Christus ... was put to death by Pontius Pilate, procurator of Judea in the reign of Tiberius: but the pernicious superstition, repressed for a time, broke out again, not only through Judea, where the mischief originated, but through the city of Rome also.’ (Annals 15: 44).

Suetonius writing around AD 120 tells of disturbances of the Jews at the ‘instigation of Chrestus’, during the time of the emperor Claudius. This could refer to Jesus, and appears to relate to the events of Acts 18:2, which took place in AD 49.

Thallus, a secular historian writing perhaps around AD 52 refers to the death of Jesus in a discussion of the darkness over the land after his death. The original is lost, but Thallus’ arguments — explaining what happened as a solar eclipse — are referred to by Julius Africanus in the early 3rd century.

Mara Bar-Serapion, a Syrian writing after the destruction of the Temple in AD 70, mentions the earlier execution of Jesus, whom he calls a ‘King’.

The Babylonian Talmud refers to the crucifixion (calling it a hanging) of Jesus the Nazarene on the eve of the Passover. In the Talmud Jesus is also called the illegitimate son of Mary.

The Jewish historian Josephus describes Jesus’ crucifixion under Pilate in his Antiquities, written about AD 93/94. Josephus also refers to James the brother of Jesus and his execution during the time of Ananus (or Annas) the high priest.
Aug 7th, 2003 08:15 PM
Cosmo Electrolux thing is, you can't prove Jesus was an actual living breathing person...the Romans, who were meticulous record keepers, have no record of a Jesus wandering around jerusalem at that period in time. Christian theologians had a habit of mixing their myth in with local history to make the whole story more plausable...like any decent fiction writer. If you'd bother to check the history of your own religion, you'd find that most scholors (yes, even the christians) agree that the gospels (your "proof" for the existance of christ) have been "doctored"...actually written and re-written several times over. Hell, the gospels don't even agree on the lineage of Jesus....(he was supposed to be a direct desendant of King David)...
Aug 7th, 2003 08:14 PM
O71394658
Aug 7th, 2003 08:06 PM
Cosmo Electrolux Jimmy Christ ( James, Jesus brother)
Aug 7th, 2003 06:50 PM
O71394658 Jesus didn't have a coffin...
Aug 7th, 2003 05:39 PM
ScruU2wice
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
actually, Jesus is a myth..based on the Dionesian/Orsirus mystery cults. Or, maybe it's coincidence that all of these cults feature godmen that were hung on a cross, died and resurrected the third day....healed the sick, turned water into wine at a wedding.....most of the evidence that gets presented to prove the existance of a historical Jesus, has proven to be false...just like Jimmy Christs coffin.....
So your saying that jesus never existed? and that the majority of the world is wrong, because scientists have nothing better to do then find fallacies in biblical stories? further more your saying that people who actually witnessed jesus' existence were all liars and that there was no distinctive impact on history by jesus because he never existed? and there is no way you can be wrong because you believe that for piece of evidence that prove the existence of jesus can be scientifically proven wrong?
Aug 7th, 2003 01:00 PM
Cosmo Electrolux oh yeah...they did it a couple of thousand years before JC and the boys made the scene. There are, however historical records indicating that there were several dozen "messiahs" riding donkeys into Jerusalem waiving palm leaves that day....
Aug 7th, 2003 12:58 PM
Cosmo Electrolux actually, Jesus is a myth..based on the Dionesian/Orsirus mystery cults. Or, maybe it's coincidence that all of these cults feature godmen that were hung on a cross, died and resurrected the third day....healed the sick, turned water into wine at a wedding.....most of the evidence that gets presented to prove the existance of a historical Jesus, has proven to be false...just like Jimmy Christs coffin.....
Aug 7th, 2003 12:53 PM
Protoclown I don't believe that god is exclusively good OR evil. I believe he is both at once. I believe he is everything. The good, the bad...reality.
Aug 7th, 2003 12:25 PM
AChimp I think what Cosmo is trying to get at is that there is no historical reference to miracles that Jesus was supposed to have performed OTHER than the Bible.

Cuz, you know, if there was a dude who could make the blind see and cure lepers with a glance, other people at the time might have taken notice and written about it.
Aug 7th, 2003 11:52 AM
O71394658
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
um..sorry to make you look stupid, but no there isn't....at least none that hasn't been proven to be a fabrication.
I don't get it buddy. Are you asking whether Jesus existed at all? Or whether he was the Messiah?

To answer your first question, yes he existed. Tacitus, a famous Roman historian, and Josephus, a famous Jewish historian both had elaborate descriptions of Jesus. He was definitely a man who was born in Nazareth. He grew up, traveled around the Middle East and preached, and was crucified under Pontius Pilate. That is historical fact, and is recognized by believers and atheists as such.

About the second question, I believe so. You're going to have to decide for yourself on that one.
Aug 7th, 2003 11:41 AM
mburbank Vinth, you can't go a full sentence without 'proving you're not smart'.

You pinched, myopic, childish conception of religion doesn't even bear discussing. Your conception of catholocism is an insult to Catholics, you take pride in ignorance, you wallow in petty hatred and grievances, and aside from you belief that Jesus is savior, you are the least Christian person it's been my great displeasure to encounter. And that inlcudes Naldo. I may not believe Jesus was messiah, but baarring that, my values are far more Christian than yours from the moment my alarm goes off in the morning. You make me sick, and that's on of you good points.

Now show me wht a punk you are by demeaning the ethnicity Jesus and I share, you descendent of Jesus killing , messiah clothes gambling bag of crap.
Aug 7th, 2003 11:04 AM
VinceZeb Cosmo, are you for real?

Jesus has been listed in some historical documents, acknowledged in almost every major religion and has been even accepted by many non-believers as being a real human being.

There is more evidence for Jesus of Nazereth's existance than there is for many famous Greeks, Egyptians, and others that existed in the B.C. era. Why the hell would you accept the existance of someone such as Plato and not of Jesus, when there is more acknoweldgement of Jesus in history as being a real being?

You have already proved you are not that smart, so please don't dig yourself into a deeper hole.
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