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Aug 13th, 2003 05:05 PM
the_dudefather check out todays update on www.fullyramblomatic.com for his opinion on JvFvA, its quite funny
Aug 13th, 2003 03:28 PM
Zomboid
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Originally Posted by Mockery
So does Michael Myers.

All of the big horror guys got more powerful with time. In the earlier movies, much simpler things could bring them down... but in the later movies, you could drop a 2 ton truck on them and they'd still keep coming.
Yeah, I was watching f13 part 3 today and jason grunted when he got stabbed in the hand...But the thing with halloween is...when micheal myers is as unstoppable as jason, he's in h20 and resurrection and I try to block those out. He was pretty tough in curse of micheal myers, but I still don't know if he'd be a match for jason :/

As for puppet master vs demonic toys, the puppets would kick the fuck outta the toys. Tunneler
Aug 13th, 2003 05:48 AM
FS
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investigators find the pandora's box, containing, you guessed it, the demonic toys. Investegators soon open it, to find pure hell in the guise of tiny childrens toys with the faces of evil. Meanwhile, in space, the puppetmaster toys, in their spaceship, are fighting an intergalactic civil war.
That... does sound pretty sweet.
Aug 13th, 2003 01:37 AM
Jixby Phillips I don't really care much about Freddy vs. Jason. Now THIS I can get excited about.
Aug 12th, 2003 11:48 PM
Mockery So does Michael Myers.

All of the big horror guys got more powerful with time. In the earlier movies, much simpler things could bring them down... but in the later movies, you could drop a 2 ton truck on them and they'd still keep coming.
Aug 12th, 2003 05:53 PM
Zomboid
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Originally Posted by Mockery
How is he not unstoppable? He's been stabbed, shot, burned, etc etc... he keeps coming back. That sounds pretty much just like the others.
I haven't seen any of the halloween movies in a while, but I remember him being taken down easier than freddy and jason. He was SHOT to death in one of em even :/ . When jason's shot he just keeps walking.
Aug 12th, 2003 04:22 PM
timrpgland
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Eh...It was sarcasm. If you honestly think ash could beat freddy and/or jason, especially if they're teamed up, I don't think I wanna talk to you anymore

I don't even think bruce campbell would think ash could do that. He pretty much thinks of him as a bumbling idiot, judging by all the interviews and commentaries.


I'm just a fan of Ash over Freddy and Jason. It's not a big deal, it's not like there is a real battle going on
Aug 12th, 2003 02:21 PM
Mockery How is he not unstoppable? He's been stabbed, shot, burned, etc etc... he keeps coming back. That sounds pretty much just like the others.
Aug 12th, 2003 01:33 PM
Zomboid
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Myers out of his league? Out of all the characters, he seems to be the angriest of them all. I dunno about Freddy cuz of all of his antics, but I can definitely see Myers defeating Jason. Seeing the two (mute) men behind the masks duke it out would be cool anyway.
Yeah, myers kicks ass, but I don't think he ever became a full fledged juggernaut zombie guy. His movies are scarier, but that's partly cause you know he's still kind of a real guy and not as unstoppable like freddy and jason. Well, that and some of his movies are serious.
Aug 12th, 2003 11:34 AM
the_dudefather
ahoy matey

mayers is an angry distrubed dude, but he is not officialy immortal (like jason) so he can in theory be killed (despite numorus stabbings, shotgun attacks and decapitation).

but he is no-where near as cool as jason or freddy. (in my opinion)

(thought: will the two 'actresses' at the end of jason x "we love premarital sex" ever get a job again?)
Aug 12th, 2003 08:04 AM
Mockery Myers out of his league? Out of all the characters, he seems to be the angriest of them all. I dunno about Freddy cuz of all of his antics, but I can definitely see Myers defeating Jason. Seeing the two (mute) men behind the masks duke it out would be cool anyway.
Aug 12th, 2003 12:54 AM
Zomboid Yeah, bruce campbell (even as ash) in a phantasm movie sounds alright, but the evil dead movies are too different from the noes and f13 movies for that to ever happen, so don't bother getting excited.

And micheal myers would be waaaaaay out of his league if he went against either freddy or jason. Don't get me wrong, I love the halloween movies (well, parts 1, 2, 4, and 5), but he's just not as tough or cool as freddy and jason.
Aug 11th, 2003 09:44 PM
Zbu Manowar No way in hell Bruce Campbell will go for it. The Phantasm flick with Bruce Campbell seems much more likely.
Aug 11th, 2003 08:53 PM
Geggy Ash vs. Pinhead, I can see that happening.
Aug 11th, 2003 07:32 PM
Protoclown This concept is too cheesy (though Ash would kick their asses accidentally or something). It reminds me of those Aliens vs. Predator vs. Terminator vs. Robocop vs. Hello Kitty comics.
Aug 11th, 2003 07:06 PM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by the_dudefather
(i dont care what you say, the olsen twins are NOT funny or sexy)
Oh shit! You're really gonna hear it for this!
Aug 11th, 2003 06:16 PM
the_dudefather [quote="James"]
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Originally Posted by Mockery
Although to be honest, the most natural addition, I thought, would have been Michael Meyers.
what about freddy vs jason vs MIKE meyers?

a freddy vs jason vs ash would be cool, but it sounds suspiciously like a fanboy dream made rumor, but then again so was jason vs freddy a while back...

who knows after freddy vs jason vs ash comes out, them rumors about the next film will start

freddy vs jason vs ash vs mary kate and ashly : sweet sixteen massacre!

(i dont care what you say, the olsen twins are NOT funny or sexy)
Aug 11th, 2003 04:47 PM
James
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Originally Posted by Mockery
Eh, I think the idea is a tad bit too far fetched. Ash and his battles are always related to the Book of the Dead in some way or another, doesn't seem like a good idea to bring him into the regular slasher/horror movies.

And yeah, as cool as Ash is, I have a hard time seeing him do away with both Freddy and Jason.
I think the concept is just supposed to be one of those "dream matchups," like Freddy vs Jason was. Any sort of logic's been thrown out the window, and it's just supposed to be fun.

And I imagine Ash would own them both. Because Freddy and Jason have the option of coming back if they die.

Although to be honest, the most natural addition, I thought, would have been Michael Meyers.
Aug 11th, 2003 04:38 PM
Spectre X Ash would win. But the movie wouldn't ever get made, so, alas.
Aug 11th, 2003 04:23 PM
Mockery Eh, I think the idea is a tad bit too far fetched. Ash and his battles are always related to the Book of the Dead in some way or another, doesn't seem like a good idea to bring him into the regular slasher/horror movies.

And yeah, as cool as Ash is, I have a hard time seeing him do away with both Freddy and Jason.
Aug 11th, 2003 04:08 PM
Zomboid
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Originally Posted by timrpgland
I knew it was both against him. That is why I said villains

It just means more blood for Ash.
Eh...It was sarcasm. If you honestly think ash could beat freddy and/or jason, especially if they're teamed up, I don't think I wanna talk to you anymore

I don't even think bruce campbell would think ash could do that. He pretty much thinks of him as a bumbling idiot, judging by all the interviews and commentaries.
Aug 11th, 2003 02:53 PM
Comrade Rocket HOLY SHIT

I think I just spooged myself.

If Freddy Vs. Jason wasn't enough, now this. who needs sex.
Aug 11th, 2003 01:57 PM
timrpgland I knew it was both against him. That is why I said villains

It just means more blood for Ash.
Aug 11th, 2003 01:39 PM
Zomboid No villains stand a chance? Did you only see "ash" in the full title? Ash kicks ass, but freddy and jason TOGETHER? Please...
Aug 11th, 2003 01:26 PM
timrpgland Ash would have a field day. No villains stand a chance.
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