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Aug 16th, 2003 03:08 AM
Mike Edit: Nevermind. Geez, saying stuff like that has got to be bad for the liver or something....
Aug 16th, 2003 03:01 AM
The_voice_of_reason Kill his family, demons don't care about their mommy and daddy.
Aug 15th, 2003 04:26 PM
Perndog Well that's kind of a given, isn't it?
Aug 15th, 2003 03:34 PM
Sethomas An even more shocking alternative is that he's a dumbass.
Aug 15th, 2003 03:13 PM
imported_Wicked Steve Who says he has to be a Christian demon? He could be a pagan demon for all you know, then Jesus, holy water, and the crucifix wouldn't mean anything to him.
Aug 15th, 2003 01:02 PM
Jeanette X Get a bottle of water and dump it on his head. When he asks you why you did it, tell him that it was holy water and he just failed the demon test.
Aug 15th, 2003 12:39 PM
agroskaterik i vote jesus.
Aug 15th, 2003 12:34 PM
ScruU2wice tell him your Jesus then anything you do to him will be in self defense...
i mean whos the jury gonna believe the demon or jesus
Aug 15th, 2003 08:17 AM
UtterParadox Hold a cross to his skin. If it doesn't burn him, tell him calmly that he's failed the "demon test" and should just shut up from this point onward.

If it DOES burn him, contact an exorcist.
Aug 15th, 2003 05:59 AM
FS What religion allows you to become a demon?

Tell him he's a fucking retard and even being a demon does not make him more interesting. Then show him the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Aug 15th, 2003 05:04 AM
Perndog I don't think these gloopy vecks quite get it.

I say give him a swift fist to the yarbles, then he'll drop to such a malenky goloss you won't be able to hear him.
Aug 15th, 2003 04:44 AM
Comrade Rocket those are all horrorshow ideas but i need something to just make him quiet without killing him.

Like melting his lips together.

And if you haven't realized this thread is useing some heavy nadsat me droggies.
Aug 15th, 2003 02:26 AM
CaptainBubba O come on
Aug 15th, 2003 02:24 AM
whoreable *insert crazy idea here*
Aug 15th, 2003 02:21 AM
UP_SHUT Set him on fire and see if the face of PURE EVIL rises from his flaming corpse. Then commence in doing it to yourself, just to make sure it doesn't posess you.

Or you could just throw him in a nun hut.
Aug 15th, 2003 02:20 AM
Perndog Give him a few horrorshow tolchocks upside the head.
Aug 15th, 2003 02:18 AM
CaptainBubba Next time he says hes a demon say you have a bottle of malt liqour and an R.Kelly Cd at home and invite him to spend the night. If he tries to speak grab him by the shoulders and start giving him a massage and just go "shhhh. shhhh" every time hes tries to talk.

only do this when he talks about being a demon.
Aug 15th, 2003 02:18 AM
The_voice_of_reason Give him the ol' in out.
Aug 15th, 2003 02:15 AM
Comrade Rocket
Demon Man

I know this Kid who thinks hes a demon. Normally i would let him continue on his stupid antics but it just that he preches his "religon" like a jehovahs witness.

I thought i should ask all yas sence you seem to know what to do in time as such.

So should i punch his head till the red, red krovvy comes out? i need answer.

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