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| Aug 16th, 2003 09:22 PM | ||||
| CaptainBubba | JOHNNY ENGRISH: A/S/l? U R HOT! WANNA CYBER? | |||
| Aug 16th, 2003 08:54 PM | ||||
| Esuohlim | STOP BUMPING OLD TOPICS YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS | |||
| Aug 16th, 2003 08:33 PM | ||||
| Gåte |
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| Aug 16th, 2003 08:20 PM | ||||
| OperationScuzBucket |
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Haha...no lie...I'm CB's sister. :P And yes, the girls at WC were flirting with you. You are muscular. They wanted to see your fucking muscles. Why don't you believe me when I say that girls like you? THEY DO. THEY BUGGED ME EVERY DAY AT SCHOOL after I showed them your picture and they remembered who you were...every damn girl in my health class aside from 2 people (who were bitchy and didn't deserve anyone living) thought you were hot as hell. Damn you. BELIEVE. 
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| Aug 16th, 2003 07:48 PM | ||||
| Johnny Engrish |
Don't worry CaptainBubba, you are hot and all of the girls on this board (and appearantly most of the men) desperately want to have sex with you  Now, on a completely unrelated note: has anyone here ever considered starting a topic where all you do is talk about how every girl you meet just gushes over how incredibly fucking hot you are and then tries to force you to give her your precious man-seed against your will? But you're not into it because you're shy and think you look like Gilbert Gottfried, no matter how hard your bisexual pornstar twin sister tries to convince you otherwise? Just think about it: you could probably convince all sorts of gullible saps to pour praise on you and inflate your pathetic ego! You could even swipe some photos of hot a guy off a gay dating site and claim they're of you! Nah, on second thought it wouldn't work. I'm sure that nobody on this board is fucking braindead enough to fall for a ploy that stupid
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| Jul 15th, 2003 08:57 AM | ||||
| Helm |
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| Jul 13th, 2003 10:53 AM | ||||
| FartinMowler |
Actually I always stand back and look and things in a different way than most and I find it hard to empathise with situations like yourself :/ Passion, perseverance and a little bit of character go a long way. Quote:
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| Jul 13th, 2003 09:39 AM | ||||
| AChimp | Yeah, but you know, when you start asking out everything with two legs, people start to view you as desperate. | |||
| Jul 13th, 2003 02:20 AM | ||||
| kahljorn |
When I turned 17 I developed this idea. it's a contraversal idea, my friend and I both put this philosophy to test. It basically works by Not giving a fuck about anyone's opinion. This is of course the very begining of it. It's like cynicism, and being a pessimist of the truest form, so pessimist you could be seen as the truest optomist. It's crazy. I'm crazy. So are those little orange birds, i hate those things. They have long legs and shit, they make me think what the fuck. A bird, and it's orange, and it has long legs. So anyway, you see a hot girl. Now, with your philosophy you go, "Oh no, I'll go say hi and she'll pull out a gun s hoot off my balls and proceed to remove bodily organs." I go(depending on the amount of alcohol to have been ingested), "a hot girl, she'll say no and I won't give a flying fuck and I'll see some other hot girl in five more minutes and do the same thing all over again." It's not a hard thought. Why should you care about someone you'll never see again, even if she runs off and immediatly tells all her friends, who cares. You don't know her friends. When you die you don't see all the girls you hit on and failed with for an eternity of them teasing you over your cock size. That is the end of my span of boredom. |
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| Jul 13th, 2003 12:28 AM | ||||
| CaptainBubba |
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I am not joking at ALL. Jeanette: Ya, I think this year will be different. Just because I have alot of pent up social energy and I really really just want to talk to people, so who knows. :/ Maybe I'll make the final post in "Virgin's Only" and ask for the dissolution of the thread sometime in the next 12 months. Or maybe I'll cut my wrists.
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| Jul 12th, 2003 03:30 PM | ||||
| Jeanette X | You just need to relax a little. Stop being so paranoid. What is the worst that will happen if you let down your guard? | |||
| Jul 12th, 2003 02:51 PM | ||||
| FartinMowler | getting upset seems to be easy but you can't walk up to a girl and say "hi". I just find you hard to swallow like your boy friend. | |||
| Jul 12th, 2003 02:44 PM | ||||
| Esuohlim |
Does this mean I shouldn't make fun of fags around you?
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| Jul 12th, 2003 01:56 PM | ||||
| CaptainBubba |
Shes my fucking sister. Do you think I LIKE that my FUCKING SISTER who is 1.5 years younger than me currently has 2 boyfriends and a girlfriend??? Seriously Martin. Are you a retard? I don't mean just the stupid kind either, I mean the kind where you bang teddy bears against your face and scream because you think you're being mauled. |
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| Jul 12th, 2003 09:39 AM | ||||
| FartinMowler |
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| Jul 12th, 2003 08:11 AM | ||||
| CaptainBubba |
THAT SETTLES IT! TNX FARTIN-highly held opinion-MOWLER! Seriously though. I just need to learn how to be at ease. I get too defensive and serious round purtiness in the flesh. I dunno. I'll see how things turn out this school year since I've practically been in isolation for the past 10 months and I'm getting on the edge of desperation when it comes to getting a girlfriend. And even I know it won't be exactly a challenge to get one at this school. For the 1 month I actually went there more girls flirted w/ me than previously in my entire life span. According to my sister, who says many of her friends think I'm hot, I am "going to have a very fun time". (shes bi, so she knows the pickins  )
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| Jul 12th, 2003 03:48 AM | ||||
| FartinMowler |
Honestly it's hard to feel bad for someone that obviously has good looks and a lack of gonads. Just listen to Chojin and do the opposite is all I can think of.
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| Jul 12th, 2003 01:52 AM | ||||
| KSI | sorry i answered 2 times | |||
| Jul 12th, 2003 01:51 AM | ||||
| KSI | omg captainbubba i saw your picture in the other forum or whatever you shouldnt be so shy you are cute. | |||
| Jul 10th, 2003 04:09 PM | ||||
| Ninjavenom | Along the lines of Helm's idea, i would suggest giving her a good old roundhouse to the head. Works every time. | |||
| Jul 10th, 2003 09:34 AM | ||||
| Helm | When is such situations, you can always proclaim very loudly that you are a robot and that you are burning with the fiery flame of DETERMINATION, and then stare for a few minutes. | |||
| Jul 9th, 2003 07:44 PM | ||||
| CaptainBubba |
I work at Water Country. Her shirt was off.
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| Jul 9th, 2003 07:23 PM | ||||
| Anonymous | no you don't | |||
| Jul 9th, 2003 06:16 PM | ||||
| Cap'n Crunch |
I would have said something on the lines of," Maybe you should take your shirt off first." I always get slapped.
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| Jul 8th, 2003 10:48 PM | ||||
| Anonymous |
CB - my guess is both. They wanted you to take off your shirt because they think you're sessy, but if you'd done it they would've giggled and howled and stuff. That's when you spring your attack. |
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