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Aug 26th, 2003 09:55 AM
Cap'n Crunch I am never going to speak with you again.

Sinbad is preforming at the boardwalk in a few days. I am going to see him to try and be funny.
Aug 26th, 2003 07:19 AM
Schimid ...I meant to bold Shaq but I guess I went for the first S I saw. Or something.

Aug 26th, 2003 01:01 AM
Rongi SPACE JAM
Aug 26th, 2003 01:00 AM
Cap'n Crunch
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Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash Vs. Shaq Vs. Danny Divito Vs. Pokemon Vs. Terminator Vs. Sinbad Vs. Tentacles that rape Japanese school girls Vs. The Twinky Kid Vs. a black man's piece.
KAZAAM
Sinbad wasn't in Kazaam, that was Shaq.
Aug 26th, 2003 12:22 AM
Skulhedface 101... not bad for a simple little thread.

I saw it again last night. Damn it, I love this movie.
Aug 26th, 2003 12:20 AM
Comrade Rocket I got the 100th post
Aug 25th, 2003 11:14 PM
Schimid
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash Vs. Shaq Vs. Danny Divito Vs. Pokemon Vs. Terminator Vs. Sinbad Vs. Tentacles that rape Japanese school girls Vs. The Twinky Kid Vs. a black man's piece.
KAZAAM
Aug 25th, 2003 11:12 PM
KevinTheOmnivore I think the concept could work. Think about it, Jason needs to replace his mask, so he finds one of the Halloween 3 masks. Then it makes like a giant snake come out of his chest, which tries to eat him. An Anaconda perhaps.....

Freddy could just laugh maniacally in the background.
Aug 25th, 2003 11:06 PM
Mockery

So many people hate that movie cuz it has nothing to do with Michael Myers, but if you look at it as just a separate story, it's a really fun movie. Killing kids with masks = classic.
Aug 25th, 2003 10:33 PM
KevinTheOmnivore Freddy vs. Jason vs. the halloween masks from Halloween 3.
Aug 25th, 2003 08:55 PM
Ninjavenom Who the fuck would want scream to win? And furthermore, who the fuck thinks some jackass teenager is going to be able to stand up to the gas station attendant fury that is Mike Meyers?
Aug 25th, 2003 06:32 PM
NIGhtMAre I would accutlly want to see scream vs Mike myers with mike wining in the end.
Aug 25th, 2003 06:31 PM
Cap'n Crunch Freddy vs. Jason got the top movie for 2 weeks in a row. It already made 60 million so far.
Aug 25th, 2003 08:11 AM
Krythor Now you're just being silly.
Aug 25th, 2003 12:54 AM
Mockery Freddy vs. Jason - part 2

simple.
Aug 25th, 2003 12:32 AM
Cap'n Crunch Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash Vs. Shaq Vs. Danny Divito Vs. Pokemon Vs. Terminator Vs. Sinbad Vs. Tentacles that rape Japanese school girls Vs. The Twinky Kid Vs. a black man's piece.
Aug 25th, 2003 12:12 AM
Comrade Rocket No Freddy and Jason vs. Ash and the TERMINATOR

THAT WOULD BE GREAT

Aug 24th, 2003 07:58 PM
Krythor vs revenge of the nerds
Aug 24th, 2003 04:31 PM
KevinTheOmnivore Freddy vs. Jason vs. the matrix would be uber cool.
Aug 24th, 2003 02:38 PM
the_dudefather
arg

that movie rocks like nothing else, i was smiling the whole way through, and almost crying near the end

"freddy, jason, please turn around, the kids will kill you...noooooo!!!"

the craftmatic bed of death (as i like to call it) was my favorite kill.

the fact they brought jasons mother back was cool too (he seemed to forget about her after part 4 i think).

plus those pesky kids killed jason in the first place, (just a thought) putting the bag on his head.... the same bag from friday part 2 perhaps? (no)

however jason got lost in the woods after drowning by the fucking shore is anyones guess (alright so it was a dream sequence)

when they killled jason and freddy they were bit nieve to think they killed them, they didnt even chain jason to the bottom of the lake or exorise freddy soul (or get him to look into a mirror, now that was retarded), the fact that they were still instantly alive was good, i hope the team up for the sequel....

freddy and jason...vs ash... now thats a movie
Aug 24th, 2003 03:44 AM
Jixby Phillips
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Originally Posted by KevinTheHerbivore
I think a better comparison is how nobody seemed to have a problem with she called Freddy a fag. :/
THANK YOU
Aug 24th, 2003 01:56 AM
Ninjavenom I find that the mental picture of freddy rubbing his crotch into a cornered kid's face is high disturbing, but at the same time hilarious.
Aug 24th, 2003 01:43 AM
Anonymous I think Freddy Krueger is more of a child killer than a child molester. The major theme seems to be him killing children, not rubbing up against them.

Edit: Then again, I haven't seen the entire series, so I could be wrong.
Aug 23rd, 2003 08:13 PM
Comrade Rocket Yeah Your comparision is much better.
Aug 23rd, 2003 06:10 PM
HickMan Yeah, she had no right to insult Freddy for his clothes. I'm glad she was brutally killed.
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