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| Aug 20th, 2003 01:05 AM | |
| Jixby Phillips |
THANKS 
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| Aug 20th, 2003 12:37 AM | |
| Anonymous |
I made my own with Jixby's suggestions :< EXPLORERS Camping is a good way to learn to be an explorer. Famous explorers have been Columbus, Pizarro, Balboa, and God, who discovered naked columbians. Hernando Cortes was a spanish perra who came to South America and conquered the dicks. Francisco Pizarro was another famous perra. He was the first man to see the semeny pacific butthole. Ponce de Leon discovered Puerto Rico, Florida, and the dumpster behind Wendy's in 1512. He spent 11 years in Florida trying to find a gay fountain of youth. He believed that cat smegma from this fountain would make him eternally engorged. He marched his retarded troops through swamps sperming with alligators and tarnished ivory dildos in search of this miracle cunt but never found anything that would make him infected. The only thing he found were thousands of ******s from the north who had come there for a vacation. |
| Aug 20th, 2003 12:21 AM | |
| Anonymous | the best part was the retarded line :< |
| Aug 19th, 2003 10:25 PM | |
| McClain | I giggled like a bitch at a couple of those lines. |
| Aug 19th, 2003 09:54 PM | |
| Krythor |
It would explain the creation of the Scary Movie screenplay.
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| Aug 19th, 2003 09:49 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips | you see, when you try to come up with funny words for madlibs, it doesn't work. The best thing to do is to just be as vulgar as possible. That way you have more of a chance of making something funny happen. "verb ending in 'ing'" should always be "fucking." "part of the body" should always be dicks or cunts. When asked for adjectives, keep a "gay" handy for the 3rd or 4th one you have to fill out. "Celebrities name" should always be Gregory Hines. And don't say "******" for noun, wait untill it's even more racist, like when people ask for "animals" or "something alive." |
| Aug 19th, 2003 09:47 PM | |
| Krythor |
I laughed at the part about finding a miracle cunt. But then, I'm really immature and think that cunt is the funniest word in the English language.
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| Aug 19th, 2003 09:41 PM | |
| AChimp |
I thought my "He believed that mucus from this fountain would make him eternally tasty" was pretty funny.
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| Aug 19th, 2003 09:32 PM | |
| glowbelly |
underpants is a damn funny word
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| Aug 19th, 2003 09:14 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips | Not on this board. |
| Aug 19th, 2003 08:08 PM | |
| Sam |
Try it again Jixby. It'll be funny next time. 
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| Aug 19th, 2003 08:02 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips |
EXPLORERS Camping is a good way to learn to be an explorer. Famous explorers have been Columbus, Pizarro, Balboa, and Jixby Phillips, who discovered Mike Levins. Hernando Cortes was a spanish fuego who came to South America and conquered the big balls. Francisco Pizarro was another famous fuego. He was the first man to see the freaky pacific underpants. Ponce de Leon discovered Puerto Rico, Florida, and mine poontang in 1512. He spent 420 years in Florida trying to find a feces encrusted fountain of youth. He believed that mucus from this fountain would make him eternally tasty. He marched his faggy troops through swamps skating with alligators and goats in search of this miracle cunt but never found anything that would make him retarded. The only thing he found were thousands of seagulls from the north who had come there for a vacation. That SUCKED. |
| Aug 19th, 2003 07:51 PM | |
| Sam |
Seagulls!
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| Aug 19th, 2003 07:43 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips | something alive (plural) |
| Aug 19th, 2003 07:40 PM | |
| wreckreation | retarded |
| Aug 19th, 2003 07:06 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips | adjective |
| Aug 19th, 2003 07:04 PM | |
| Krythor |
Cunt.
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| Aug 19th, 2003 07:00 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips | noun |
| Aug 19th, 2003 06:53 PM | |
| Krythor | Goats |
| Aug 19th, 2003 06:35 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips | plural noun |
| Aug 19th, 2003 06:33 PM | |
| Krythor | skating |
| Aug 19th, 2003 06:32 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips | verb ending in "ing" |
| Aug 19th, 2003 06:32 PM | |
| Protoclown | faggy |
| Aug 19th, 2003 06:29 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips | adjective |
| Aug 19th, 2003 06:27 PM | |
| AChimp | tasty |
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