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Aug 22nd, 2003 06:49 PM
kahljorn "That's not true because I read somewhere that gay people like sex more than straight people and they are all promiscuous whores and shit like that so you are obviously talking out your ass you dumbass fuck "

Cept they are promiscuous about men, not women. Duh.
Aug 22nd, 2003 05:29 PM
HickMan
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
That's not true because I read somewhere that gay people like sex more than straight people and they are all promiscuous whores and shit like that so you are obviously talking out your ass you dumbass fuck
Zing!

But, if I were you, I'd go for it. I got a girls number and I called her once and only went out with her once. It seemed that I was too busy in summer to do anything. And when we were goin out, she said she fell for me, now 'we're just friends.'
Aug 22nd, 2003 04:31 PM
Protoclown That's not true because I read somewhere that gay people like sex more than straight people and they are all promiscuous whores and shit like that so you are obviously talking out your ass you dumbass fuck
Aug 22nd, 2003 02:48 PM
kahljorn You're obviously homosexual if you can't decide if you should work towards getting laid. Fag.
Aug 22nd, 2003 10:51 AM
Black Flag I say forget her.

I'm sure there are plenty of other girls to fuck closer to you.
Aug 22nd, 2003 09:54 AM
AChimp This thread makes me depressed and angry! The only time I get a girl's phone number is when she wants me to do her homework for her.
Aug 22nd, 2003 12:43 AM
BaronVonBoner Take the initiative. She has already shown that she's interested in you by giving you her phone number.
If you don't make a move right away you won't ever get around to it and youll be like "Oh shit! I took to much time and now I fucked it up." Or... or so I've heard.
Aug 21st, 2003 11:21 PM
KILLADEUCE Most definitely progress further- What you got to lose? At worst if it's really really terrible or you Fubar the situation, you'll be back in Chi-town in a month, wolfing down some Deep dish and enjoying the distance-
Aug 21st, 2003 10:44 PM
Protoclown Shit, dude. Go for it. If I could get a chick's phone number, I damn sure would.
Aug 21st, 2003 10:41 PM
Sethomas
Wooo, new adventures in the quest for girlies

As I mentioned in the car wreck thread, about the only thing that hasn't sucked this week was when I ended up getting a girl's phone number with very little effort on my part. This evening I finally got around to calling her, and she actually remembered me and didn't hang up! She asked me to let her know when again I'd be in town, and I said that I'd make a special occasion of it for her. This weekend, perhaps! But no, she didn't want to do anything this weekend because of school starting. She suggested that I call again next week and perhaps we'll do something then.

I tried to analyze her tone and everything for sincerity, but it was heavily masked by a thick Hoosier accent. She sounded like she was genuinely interested in meeting up sometime, but on the other hand she seemed eager to end the conversation.

Here's the kicker: after my last fling, I told myself that I had better stop fooling around with girls more than a year older than me. I'm 19, she's 23. She has the most wonderful hairs in the world, too.

I just don't know how wise it is to start in on romantic adventures only a month before I go back to school. It's quite possible that I might find myself involved with a Chicago girl, but I just don't know these days. I'll probably end up in a seminary by the close of the decade.

Scrutinize me, please!

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