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| Aug 25th, 2003 06:12 PM | ||
| TeRRaNuSER |
why was saddam driving a taxi? i dont know but iraqis have sex with camels HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAH 
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| Aug 25th, 2003 07:58 AM | ||
| Puffy P MC |
Email sent to me by my Sister Why do Iraqis carry shit in their wallets For Identification |
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| Aug 25th, 2003 03:01 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | I don't give my relatives my email adress. Except my mom, who knows I'm a comedy snob. She just emails me about DVD releases that I either already know about or allready bought. She knows what I like, and that's awesome. | |
| Aug 25th, 2003 01:45 AM | ||
| Rongi |
Sorry to bump an old thread, but this sort of thing happens to me a lot too. And when they ask you if you got their e-mail and ask you if they like the joke, you have to pretend like it's the funniest thing you've ever read 
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| Aug 23rd, 2003 09:47 AM | ||
| kellychaos | I consumed my younger brother in that fashion during a family trip to Disney Land. Everyone thought he got lost and he was on a lot of milk cartons for a while. He used to like fried chicken. I like fried chicken now. Funny how that works. :/ | |
| Aug 22nd, 2003 03:38 PM | ||
| Bennett | I heard that your family talks to you more often if you murder them and eat the remains... from a friend, of course. | |
| Aug 22nd, 2003 03:27 PM | ||
| HickMan | I'm glad my family dosn't try to communicate with my through stupid jokes. Though, we dont really talk at all. | |
| Aug 22nd, 2003 01:38 PM | ||
| Professor Cool |
I got a joke just like that from my friends dad, except in mine she says "FAGGOTS" and the Backstreet Boys come on. FUNNY PEOPLE, FUN-NY PEOPLE. 
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| Aug 22nd, 2003 12:46 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
I was waiting for Dennis Leary to come blaring out!
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| Aug 22nd, 2003 12:24 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
Thanks Sadie. I really wanted to do a mass reply to that email going off about how that was the dumbest joke ever, but I don't want to piss off my relatives. :/ I love 'em, but they just don't "get it". |
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| Aug 22nd, 2003 10:15 AM | ||
| Geggy | If I had one of those voice activation program in my car and I shout 'ASSHOLE!', the song would play 10 times for each time I go out for a drive. That's how many asshole drivers there are out there. | |
| Aug 22nd, 2003 09:35 AM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Here's one I got yesterday from a relative :/ >There were two blonde guys working for the city > >One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the > >hole in. They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a > >hole, the other guy filling it in again. > >An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what > >they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, > >"I appreciate the effort you are putting into your > >work, but what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows > >behind and fills it up again." > >The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, normally we are a > >three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today." [/quote] |
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| Aug 22nd, 2003 09:14 AM | ||
| Carnivore | You were adopted. They're not your real family. | |
| Aug 22nd, 2003 06:14 AM | ||
| pjalne |
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| Aug 22nd, 2003 05:44 AM | ||
| FS |
For some reason, this line made me laugh: and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. But yeah, talk about humor being another emotion with its mask on. |
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| Aug 22nd, 2003 03:18 AM | ||
| sadie | proto, i remember that one email you wrote refuting the racist one someone in your family had sent. it was excellent. you should write more. and put them all together for a big visionary darkness thingy on family relations. | |
| Aug 22nd, 2003 01:25 AM | ||
| Sethomas | Id est, Clear Channel Broadcasting has a bias. :/ | |
| Aug 22nd, 2003 01:15 AM | ||
| Mike | The Dixie Chicks got kicked off the radio stations because they spoke out against the war. So much for free speech huh? And the republicans claim that the media isn't biased. | |
| Aug 22nd, 2003 12:51 AM | ||
| Psycho Squid |
That joke doesn't even make sense. I mean the Dixie Chicks aren't even French. 
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| Aug 22nd, 2003 12:33 AM | ||
| AChimp |
Start sending them jokes about pedophiles. Q: What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson. A: Acne doesn't come on boys' faces until they are around 13. 
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| Aug 22nd, 2003 12:14 AM | ||
| Protoclown |
Yes, most of my family's political/social views disgust me, so I try not to talk about such things to them. I don't like to argue with them because it never goes anywhere. But they keep sending me this shit. I should start sending diametrically opposed jokes and websites to the ones they send to me. |
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| Aug 22nd, 2003 12:02 AM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
That has to be one of the lamest things I have ever read. Your family seems to hate everyone who say or do something against America.
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| Aug 21st, 2003 11:01 PM | ||
| Sethomas | No offense to your dear ones, but I find it interesting how the opiated masses are so willing to remind us how fucking stupid they are, just as I was almost able to go 15 seconds without it bogging me down. | |
| Aug 21st, 2003 11:00 PM | ||
| ScruU2wice |
all my relatives send me are really gay chain letters which i dont even open anymore... but this really isnt any better
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| Aug 21st, 2003 10:39 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
This is the shit I get in my inbox. This is the caliber of joke that my relatives think is funny.  A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. He said..."Nelson!" The radio asked, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued. "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid a wreck and yelled "ASSHOLES! The Dixie Chicks came on singing the French National Anthem. |
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