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Oct 14th, 2004 09:05 PM
DamnthatDavid
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Goths were also a group of people originating from the island of Gotland in the Baltic Sea. The Visigoths went west, and participated in the conquest of Rome, while the Ostrogoths went east, possibly doing things I don't know anything about. This occurred in the early stages of the millenium, or perhaps before Christ.
You came the closes.

The Goth trives arrived in Germany when they begged the Romans for help. Invaders from the east had pushed them out of their native land. The Romans gave the land to the Goths, and then started taxing them to slavery. Goth mercenary fighters fought for, and against the Huns. The largest threat of Roman power of that time. After Attila was assasinated, and the Huns scattered, the Gothic tribes started fighting back. They pushed the Huns back east, and carved up their own Kingdoms.

Visigoth/Ostrogoth are the names for the most powerful Tribe that brought together many smaller tribes into a united tribe.
The Visigoth tribe, under the Warking Alaric, sacked Rome, but the united tribes fell apart upon his death.
The Ostrogoths rose up from the ashes of the Visigoths, and sacked Rome again.

Anglo-Saxxons where also of Goth decent, and where shipped to England as mecernary fighters, and where left there. The Franks, are another Gothic Tribe, situated in Franch.

A while after, Christinaity completed the collapse of Rome, and the faith came to the Germanic Gothic tribes. Who embraced it, and did away with their Norse beliefs.
Oct 14th, 2004 12:15 PM
Esuohlim WE KNOW
Oct 14th, 2004 02:57 AM
WhiteRat To be goth one must posses a massive amount of teen angst.
Oct 9th, 2004 05:31 AM
executioneer
Sep 9th, 2003 11:52 PM
The Retro Kat

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Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000
Hi, you must be new.
Sep 9th, 2003 11:10 PM
Stardrowned sorry, didn't read the whole thread. awww fuck it, no i'm not.
Sep 9th, 2003 11:05 PM
Perndog I SAID THAT ALREADY, YOU BASTARD
Sep 9th, 2003 11:01 PM
Stardrowned that girl is wearing a rolling stones shirt, and as we all know
Rolling stones = Goth
Sep 7th, 2003 12:57 AM
The Retro Kat


MiKey, just leave, don't bring that null game shit in ma house.


And by ma, I mean Ma=
Sep 6th, 2003 03:53 PM
agroskaterik

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Originally Posted by DONKEY
HEE HAW
Sep 6th, 2003 04:06 AM
MK IV

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Originally Posted by Penguin69
WARK ! do you want teh secks?
Sep 6th, 2003 12:29 AM
The Retro Kat

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Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000
No, I'm teh goth.
Sep 5th, 2003 05:42 PM
Big Papa Goat Thats one of the most informative posts I've ever seen in this forum.
Sep 3rd, 2003 06:08 PM
MK IV Hmm didnt todays Goth's dress sense and look origionate from the new romantic scene , with all the ruffles and *old style* gothic clothing and MEN wearing makeup , and the advent of electronic music as it progressed and evolved , and then from that the industrial scene came about , and the music got *darker* and the cloth's blacker and the face whiter due to some bizzare connection and obsession with death I have yet to understand .

And then the 90's came around and we got such classic tracks as "Black number one" >:
Sep 3rd, 2003 05:18 PM
The Retro Kat


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Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000
Goths are a people who dress like they feel and are the ultimate difference in people today. We are original. We are sad. We are artists. We're not understood. We are cutting between the vagina and the anus and making vaganus's as we speak. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS! I hope you all die.
Sep 3rd, 2003 04:39 PM
Big Papa Goat Goths were also a group of people originating from the island of Gotland in the Baltic Sea. The Visigoths went west, and participated in the conquest of Rome, while the Ostrogoths went east, possibly doing things I don't know anything about. This occurred in the early stages of the millenium, or perhaps before Christ.
Sep 3rd, 2003 10:25 AM
Perndog The Gothic period of history was somewhere in the late Middle Ages - knights, castles, superstitions about dragons and vampires and all that. That's where goths originally got their imagery from, and then it kind of spiraled downhill with more pop-culture, pagan, and Satanic influences. It's associated with cry-babies because those are the kind of people who it appeals to; anyone can become a goth and have sort of a sense of belonging and a justification for being an outcast everywhere else, so whiners who are universally disliked can become goths and either feel better about their sorry asses or be proud of their misery.
Sep 3rd, 2003 03:36 AM
Blue This is one fucked up joke.If I listen to MM and paint myself like a fucking retard and wear black can i be goth too??? Idiot kids.

GOTH: Germanic people who invaded the Roman Empire in the early centuries of the Christian era.

Now the word is associated with fucking cry babies.. What happened?
Sep 2nd, 2003 07:55 PM
Cap'n Crunch

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Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000
PENIS. PERNDOG RUINS ALL JOKES.
Sep 2nd, 2003 07:45 PM
The Retro Kat

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Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000
I'm the gothness expert round these parts now. Fucking A right, Perndog. Sam, if you stick tons of needles in your penis you can stick it in my vaganus :wink.
Sep 2nd, 2003 11:37 AM
Perndog I doubt Marilyn is still around to continue this thread.

And you're right Kat, I don't know where the joke came from; I've only been around for just over a month. Oh well.
Sep 2nd, 2003 12:37 AM
Jeanette X
Re: I want to be a Goth

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Originally Posted by Marilyn
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Originally Posted by Big Papa Goat
I wish I was a Goth so I'd be cool. I'd like to become one, but I don't want to spend money on all those expensive Hot Topic clothes. Also, I don't know of any Hot Topic locations near my abode. Can anyone help me? I'm adrift in a sea of pain, alone.... ...
Well your clothes don't have to be from hot topic. [img]http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=cradle+of+filth/v=2/l=IVI/*-[img/] . And just because you drees like a gothic it doesnt make you a gothic you have to have a certain personality to be a gothic, and it doesn't actually count unless thats how you really act. If you care about what other people think than don't become gothic because when i go places people always say things like"It's not holloween yet". A good example of a gothic is Marilyn Manson you have to be a freak too. Like carving pintagrams on your body, stapping your self, self mutilatoin like that. When you become gothic people will call you a poser if you don't worship the devil, councilers wiil bug you, most people you hung out with before will stop being your friend, and people will have big conversatoins about you every time you walk by because of the way you look. It's great fun.[/img]
Oh boy, a gothness expert.
Hey gothy, how about giving us all history lesson on how the goth scene originated and how it grew out of punk rock. Tell us how the term goth came to mean what it does today, and how it was coined.
I'll bet you can't do it. I'll bet you don't really know anything at all.
Sep 1st, 2003 10:37 PM
Sam I got it.



No seriously.
Sep 1st, 2003 10:04 PM
The Retro Kat

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Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000
GOD...THIS IS TERRIBLE, IT GOES TO SHOW HOW MANY NEW PEOPLE ARE HERE AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THIS JOKE IS, NOT EVEN YOU, PERNDOG...ALTHOUGH YOU THINK YOU DO...FUCK, I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF WITH A BLACKHEARTEDROSE
Sep 1st, 2003 08:49 PM
The Retro Kat

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Originally Posted by Super Goth 30000
IF YOU CUT BETWEEN THE VAGINA AND THE BUT YOU ARE TOTALLY GOTH AND HAVE A VAGANUS.
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