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Jul 26th, 2004 09:34 PM
Captain Goodtimes Didn't tony danza do a voice for one of the babies?
Jul 26th, 2004 09:26 PM
Jixby Phillips
Quote:
Originally Posted by Supafly345
What happened to that "Baby Talk" show? Like they never had a grand finale or anything. You would think that a show like that ending would make the news.
oh man the only thing i remember from that show is this big dramatic scene going on where the woman is angry and crying and yelling in a resturant and then she said "we're going home. waiter, can i get a doggie bag?" and then it cut to the baby saying "good, now we can get a doggie!" and then it cut to the typical sitcom transition with upbeat sitcom jazz music it got to the point where it was like the baby was just weighing them down like "oh man this show is great but sh*t we have to write sh*t for the BABY now gaaah f*cking baby"

anyway
Jul 26th, 2004 07:21 PM
ArrowX This man has to be the greatest person on these boards
Jul 26th, 2004 06:06 PM
Terra Scotty I'm a short person. I don't like the other midgets that play with me. Is it ever possible to find true love with a tall man?
Jul 26th, 2004 01:33 AM
Esuohlim Scott Baio is Back is back :loo

Scott, is it possible that someone will love me and my personal happy days will spin-off into our own series of adventures?
Jul 26th, 2004 01:31 AM
liquidstatik Does a girl stay loose forever or does it go back? :X
Jul 26th, 2004 01:30 AM
Scott Baio is back If only I had a dime....LOLLO

Any questions?
Apr 11th, 2004 09:38 PM
Terra I think I like this guy.
Apr 11th, 2004 11:59 AM
Scott Baio is back I'll handle the jokes here, Kelly.

HA HA HA
Apr 10th, 2004 01:47 PM
kellychaos What do guys like in a girl?

Their own penis ... hahahahahahahaha! Thank you I'll be here all week and please tip your wait staff.
Apr 10th, 2004 01:31 PM
Scott Baio is back Emu-

What women like in a man is confidence, as well as sensitivity. They like a man who can bring home the bacon, and then put it to use, if ya know what I mean!!. :wink

FreakinStrange-

I've heard this one a lot. It's easy. Sleep with her sister. If she doesn't have a sister, then sleep with her brother. If there's no brother, find some other blood relative.

Now the next part is important. When she finds out about it, and asks why you did it, tell her to shut up and sleep with you. She'll be so confused, so distracted, so outraged, that'll she'll have to give in. Once again, confidence is key. This has worked for me at least 2 or 3 times.

Mr. Dole-

Your first name wouldn't happen to be Bob now would it? hehehe, like the guy on viagra commercials.....

Slinky Ferret-

I'm TV and movie star Scott Baio. I'm a pretty nice guy. Hi.
Apr 5th, 2004 06:07 PM
Slinky Ferret
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dole
'Scott Baio Is Back' is fucking rubbish.
Yeah especially when I don't know who he is.
Apr 5th, 2004 10:49 AM
Emu Yeah, cuz he never really went anywhere.
Apr 5th, 2004 05:12 AM
Dole 'Scott Baio Is Back' is fucking rubbish.
Apr 4th, 2004 06:42 PM
FreakinStrange Mr Baio can you tell me how to seduce this girl i like
Apr 4th, 2004 07:35 AM
Supafly345 I have since become too fly to be seen here.
Apr 3rd, 2004 11:24 PM
Emu Scott, what do girls like in a man?
Apr 3rd, 2004 11:23 PM
Schimid Reading this thread is like a nostalgia overload.
Apr 3rd, 2004 11:03 PM
Scott Baio is back I'm still fielding love/sex/relationship questions. I'm good at it all.

I'm a nice guy.
Sep 17th, 2003 05:22 AM
Skulhedface Dear Scott Baio,

Have you ever had teh secks...

...with Joanie? :O
Sep 17th, 2003 04:50 AM
Supafly345 Dear Scotty,

What happened to that "Baby Talk" show? Like they never had a grand finale or anything. You would think that a show like that ending would make the news.

PS: Did you ever get to put your "thingie" in the "woman thingie" of the mother in that show? I mean, you were just the handy man and you were in her appt several times an episode after all... I doubt that woman had you over to nail the floorboards huh huh i-if you know what I-I mean huh huh.
Sep 17th, 2003 02:00 AM
Big Papa Goat Just die George
Sep 15th, 2003 04:38 PM
George Carlin Dear Mr. Baio,

If it were physically possible, and you could tuck it far back enough, would you go fuck yourself?

-Georgie
Sep 15th, 2003 12:21 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I knew it...
Sep 14th, 2003 01:43 PM
Scott Baio is back Professor of Cool-

Of course "Joani" and "Chachi" loved each other, silly, they made a show about it!!! HA HA HA!!!

Cosmo-

I will not dignify such vulgarity.

Papa-

I can teach you, but you'll have to buy my video. cha-CHING! HA HA HA!

Mr. Skull head-

That's perfectly fine in most states.
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