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May 2nd, 2006 06:00 PM
EverythingWillSuck The one in my sig.

And what was the name of that guy a while back who got banned in like, two hours? I had three of his quotes in my sig and two got deleted, the one that didn't was about jimmy carter.
May 2nd, 2006 05:39 PM
Girl Drink Drunk
Quote:
Originally Posted by James
How do pornstars have babies when they're dead inside there's no habitat for the babies to grow.

"Eat your vegetables."
-"No, mommy. They're gross!"
"Mommy made a living sucking her own ass juices off stranger's cocks. Don't you try to tell me that carrots are gross."


Teagan also used to be really hot, but then she got huge fake tits and a nose job.
May 1st, 2006 03:04 PM
KevinTheOmnivore http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=2104
May 1st, 2006 01:31 PM
Terra That was Blue Oatmeal.
May 1st, 2006 11:45 AM
Matt Harty supafly and someone else called me every once and awhile. supa would talk for about 2 mins straight and then say he had to go because he was busy. the other person called and made random noises and threatened to keep calling my phone forever. he called continuosly for about two hours, then never heard from him again. ;< I miss you plz call back.
Apr 30th, 2006 07:57 PM
Girl Drink Drunk Pornography is bad.

That's why 911 happened- Rongi
Apr 30th, 2006 01:09 PM
Juttin Well,you're good at making a big deal out of "being black"

" I feel like I'm in a KKK meeting waiting to go scandalize some ni**as " - Seven Force[/quote]
Apr 30th, 2006 01:05 PM
Seven Force
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
I haven't really had anyone called me lately. SevenForce called me a while back. He left me a message so I called him back. It was fun.

He doesn't sound black.
That's cause i'm not.
Apr 30th, 2006 01:01 PM
Girl Drink Drunk Surf's up on friends and fun.
Apr 30th, 2006 12:56 PM
Juttin
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sniperwulf
Did Fartin seriously die? Or is he still banned?
I'm pretty sure he still lurks around this board.

I heard,that if you come here on a certain day, and say a certain word, you can hear Fartin say "Where's my mother?" in your ear while something chases you out of the woods :/
Apr 27th, 2006 07:39 PM
Girl Drink Drunk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dole
I only date people with an 'L' in their name who are unaware of the recorded works of Leo Sayer. They get me OFF
Because I'm not quite sure what kinda long distance plan my parents have for outside of Canada, I'll talk to ya on AIM.
Apr 26th, 2006 10:00 PM
BlueOatmeal I haven't really had anyone called me lately. SevenForce called me a while back. He left me a message so I called him back. It was fun.

He doesn't sound black.
Apr 26th, 2006 09:17 PM
Sethomas Oh, January 2005. I got calls from Blue Oatmeal and MLE at odd hours of the night, then I played it forward by creeping out somethinginvolvingbuddha and sang "You are my sunshine" to the lawnmower man's voicemail. An all-around great period of my life, except for the month in a psychiatric ward that came a few weeks thereafter.
Apr 26th, 2006 09:02 PM
Girl Drink Drunk
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
Man all those old memories make me happy. Maybe I should bring back the old throwback siggy or would that be like one of those old shitty bands doing a shitty comeback tour?
Quite frankly, although the new one has pretty colors, the written part looks like a really bad Warrent reunion with Jani Lane getting fatter and balder, so I say go for it kid!

The "CALL ME! CALLL MEEE! WHY DON'T YOU CALL THIS NUMBER NOW!678-416-3492" is cool though.
Apr 26th, 2006 08:51 PM
BlueOatmeal Man all those old memories make me happy. Maybe I should bring back the old throwback siggy or would that be like one of those old shitty bands doing a shitty comeback tour?
Apr 26th, 2006 08:23 PM
Girl Drink Drunk "Blue Oatmeals loves da cock (scratched out) ladies"
Apr 26th, 2006 05:53 PM
Guitar Woman I don't think I was even posting back then
Apr 26th, 2006 05:48 PM
BlueOatmeal LOL I remeber that. Those were good times.
Apr 26th, 2006 05:47 PM
Guitar Woman I liked when you covered it up with the suit!
Apr 26th, 2006 05:46 PM
BlueOatmeal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sniperwulf
Also, I love Blue Oatmeal's old signature image.
WOW! Someone liked it. Alot of people didn't. They were just SOOOO jealous
Apr 26th, 2006 04:59 PM
Girl Drink Drunk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu
Screech is really good at playing the prerecorded keyboard songs.
Apr 26th, 2006 03:46 PM
Girl Drink Drunk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Protoclown
Nobody can touch Optimus Prime. Fuck that gorilla bullshit. And Megatron turns into a Walther P38, not a fucking dinosaur or tank or panda bear or whatever shit they eventually turned him into.
Apr 26th, 2006 09:34 AM
Terra That's because you have the girlie tissues. Guys have big noses. They need the "prado" tissues.
Apr 26th, 2006 09:32 AM
sadie
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRat
Kleenix brand tissue.
at least mine says "prada"; yours says "prado"!
Apr 26th, 2006 09:05 AM
bigtimecow pjalne: He's not new, it's bigtimecow back from the banned.
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