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Jun 19th, 2009 11:43 PM
Otto Dear Jonathan Clement,

Do you have trouble losing change and keys and shit in your neckfolds?

Sincerely,
Otto
Jun 19th, 2009 10:15 PM
DevilWearsPrada And on that note, I leave you with a classic out of Johnathan Clement's portfolio of works

Jun 15th, 2009 03:09 PM
Dimnos I had posted some nasty directions for Clement to follow but they were deleted when this thread was locked and moved. I really dont feel like repeating myself. So Clement if your balls ever do drop and you decide to come back and read any of this again... Just choke dude. Just choke and die.







On a dick.
Jun 15th, 2009 01:26 PM
Colonel Flagg This dude is the best thing since KK.
Jun 14th, 2009 11:29 PM
Kilgore Cod
Jun 14th, 2009 07:59 PM
Tadao I have been under Bape's subliminal influence since it was introduced.
Jun 14th, 2009 07:50 PM
Dixie i was wondering why it was moved so soon.
this does eventually belong in backups though, it's a beautiful beautiful thread.
Jun 14th, 2009 07:44 PM
Chojin whomever moved this thread hates fun.

anyway, i changed clement's board skin to i-bapery, and it seems like it's intimidated him off the boards :<
Jun 11th, 2009 10:43 AM
LordSappington
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement View Post
You'd be disgusted too, if you watched the entire world fall apart before your eyes. Fuck sakes, my step-dad randomly got the shit beat out of him for no reason in Vancouver!
Oh, be quiet. You're not important enough to warrant any dramatic monologues.
Also, just because your dad got gay-bashed in Canada doesn't mean the rest of the world is going completely to hell. It probably means he deserved it, or was a victim of being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Shit happens. Most people learn to deal with it, instead of developing an eating disorder and yelling on youtube.
Jun 11th, 2009 09:22 AM
Kitsa JC, I watched some of your youtube stuff and the violent ("FUCKING!") anger in the rants comes off as a tad creepy. Hope that helps.
Jun 11th, 2009 09:05 AM
Dimnos Why dont you start doing it here and now shrub. Just to prove him wrong.
Jun 11th, 2009 07:39 AM
Shrubfest Oh man, this Clement guy is such a card!

And I never knew it was illegal to slander Islam in Britain. And I live there.
Jun 11th, 2009 07:14 AM
DevilWearsPrada Because his biological father was the one who made him the foul tempered, mutated blob he is today, doomed to a life of sulking and cursing at the collective 'gene pool'.
Jun 11th, 2009 05:35 AM
Zhukov Jesus Jonathon Clemet, that's pretty harsh. Plus calling someone a sand-****** is a bit wrong too. No wonder your step-dad got the shit beaten out of him. Oh, and why was it your step-dad, real dad too good for you?
Jun 11th, 2009 02:44 AM
Tadao Hey fag, let me clue you in on something. Never mind. I really don't want you to know.
Jun 11th, 2009 02:33 AM
Jonathan Clement
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Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada View Post
The reason is either divine intervention or natural selection
I hope you have children with horrible deformities so we can see what you have to say about your precious "gene pool" then. Fuck this species. It's going to fucking destroy itself. That is inevitable.
Jun 11th, 2009 12:47 AM
Guitar Woman Those queens are stacked.
Jun 11th, 2009 12:40 AM
DevilWearsPrada
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement View Post
my step-dad randomly got the shit beat out of him for no reason in Vancouver!
The reason is either divine intervention or natural selection
Jun 11th, 2009 12:40 AM
Tadao Do you know what a back peddler is? Well it's you. Punk ass bitch puss.
Jun 11th, 2009 12:39 AM
Guitar Woman Wait what the fuck?

Are you a batshit nuts conspiracy theorist or a batshit nuts republican?

These are mutually exclusive, pick one.
Jun 11th, 2009 12:36 AM
Jonathan Clement I used "Sand ******s" to be as derogative as possible so that I can express my utter contempt. I did NOT edit my post. No, I do not hate blacks.

You'd be disgusted too, if you watched the entire world fall apart before your eyes. Fuck sakes, my step-dad randomly got the shit beat out of him for no reason in Vancouver!
Jun 10th, 2009 08:46 PM
LordSappington Sweet, pixelated goodness.
Jun 10th, 2009 08:45 PM
Tadao Tadao takes Queen. :hump
Jun 10th, 2009 08:40 PM
LordSappington BATTLE CHESS
Jun 10th, 2009 08:37 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
ZQ. CHESS. NOW!
See my PM.
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