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Sep 1st, 2012 06:27 PM
Tadao He's getting a degree in taking care of business.
Sep 1st, 2012 04:01 PM
kahljorn yea but isnt he getting his degree in business or something?

i want a degree in something i can be proud of
Sep 1st, 2012 01:21 PM
Esuohlim You all should follow in Chojin's footsteps, he lost 400 pounds and shaved his head and now he's back in school!

A regular toast of the town!
Aug 31st, 2012 12:29 PM
darkvare i like saggy titties
Aug 31st, 2012 11:55 AM
Tadao Dem titties are past their prime. You should work on the farm.
Aug 31st, 2012 09:37 AM
Shrubfest I'm in pretty much the same position as Zomboid, (minus the oil rig) but refrained from asking you guys what to do as I figured the answer would be 'SEND ME TIT PICS'.

So this was almost helpful.
Aug 31st, 2012 08:31 AM
Supafly345 You can get one here in a year or something http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_Bible_University
Aug 28th, 2012 10:31 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost What's the cheapest and easiest way to a doctorate?
Aug 28th, 2012 07:37 PM
kahljorn hell no i was hoping they just had a signup like RISKYOURLIFEMAKEASHITLOADOFMONEY not that id have to call people on the phone and shit

and also nobody really fishes for salmon in winter i guess the winter jobs are crabbing jobs
i found this one website that had information about winter jobs in alaska and the picture for it was a dude cleaning a pool and there was no snow or ice

also i said scientist not aerobic instructor
Aug 28th, 2012 07:01 PM
Tadao Also you are never gonna call the fishing company. The funny thing is my buddy bought a case of smoked salmon from them and brought me a jar. Shit is gooooooooood.
Aug 28th, 2012 07:00 PM
Tadao How about Rastafarian Aerobics. Even my fused spine can wiggle to the sounds of freedom mon.
Aug 28th, 2012 06:36 PM
Tadao Well, I'd say an investment broker. You can invest other peoples money and there is no fault when they loose everything. In fact it's set up so that you make money when they lose and a ton of money when they win.
Aug 28th, 2012 06:33 PM
kahljorn i dunno
Aug 28th, 2012 06:01 PM
Tadao How many years into the future are you planning to start a job in getting rich? 4?
Aug 28th, 2012 05:34 PM
kahljorn whats the best scientist field to major in if i want to be rich as shit

i was thinking of getting a geology degree cuz i guess you can get jobs easy as a geologist with just a bachelors
Aug 24th, 2012 09:33 PM
kahljorn holy shit that sounds exciting!!
Aug 24th, 2012 06:10 PM
Zomboid I hear they also have canneries. CANNERIES! Sometime in elementary school, I read a book about a Chinese guy losing his fingers in a cannery.
Aug 24th, 2012 03:54 PM
Tadao Sometimes it's not on the boat. Sometimes it's waiting at the weigh station in a tent on the frozen shore to help unload fish.
Aug 24th, 2012 03:12 PM
kahljorn thanks

here's to maybe getting paid lots of money for maybe almost dying
Aug 24th, 2012 02:27 PM
Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
My friend used to do the fishing thing in Alaska and pay off huge amounts of bills. You just can't drink. Booze costs 20 times more and will eat away your whole check.
Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
i kind of want to do one of those winter ice fishing expeditions where you can die but you get paid a shitload, mostly so i can maybe almost die

tadao do you know how i can find one of these jobs?
Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
My buddy is coming to visit next friday. I'll ask him how he contacted the people. Meth is the drug of choice for Alaskan fishing.
Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
So he said he went up there with a friend who knew the guy and that's how he got the job, but, he said most people email them and ask if they have any seasonal jobs available.

Here is their website.

Aug 20th, 2012 11:49 AM
Tadao Yeah, I'd work on the rig then.
Aug 20th, 2012 02:08 AM
Zomboid I just added up all of my loans and other debt, and I'm at 36k, which isn't the absolute worst ever, and I'm including 7k of line of credit in there, but it feels like I have quite a bit of digging to do to get out from under all of this.
Aug 19th, 2012 10:08 PM
k0k0 Maybe there's still hope for me to get an education and get shit on track at 30 then. I'll be like whabam! EDUCATION! Then it'll be all, JOB JOB! and then I'll give the thumbs up to myself from 30 years ago.
Aug 19th, 2012 09:57 PM
Colonel Flagg I was in your position roughly 30 years ago. My decision was to do nothing, live at home and be depressed. That lasted about 5 months, after which I got off my ass and took a job in retail to make some money and stop feeling sorry for myself. I took the GRE, applied to grad school, got accepted, and then spent 6+ years of all work and no pay to get my PhD. After that, it was fairly easy.

I don't really see how this would apply in your case, but it is real life. Really.
Aug 18th, 2012 08:47 PM
Supafly345 Working in the oil rig doesn't sound so bad, the days would probably go by quickly, and as long as your hair was short the filth wouldn't be too much of a bother I imagine. That kind of work really eats away at your health I hear though, so it you are ever gonna do it, do it young and just while young.
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