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| Nov 8th, 2004 09:33 PM | ||
| eggyolk | in bed | |
| Nov 8th, 2004 09:21 PM | ||
| Rongi | you can also give the dildo to your g/f | |
| Nov 8th, 2004 07:42 PM | ||
| executioneer |
and after you knock them down, you slap them in the face with it 
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| Nov 8th, 2004 07:22 PM | ||
| Ninjavenom |
I was just informed that the police station contains a purple dildo which you can add to you inventory to club people to death with.
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| Nov 8th, 2004 04:36 PM | ||
| FreakinStrange | pool is too slow and they dont need the cut scene of them chalking their sticks every time | |
| Nov 6th, 2004 11:43 PM | ||
| GADZOOKS | James, you can play pool again in san fierro | |
| Nov 6th, 2004 08:28 PM | ||
| James |
I had to start my game over, because something happened and I wasn't able to play pool anymore. It was either a deliberate thing put into the game, or it was a glitch. But I restarted because I like pool. It's where I get most of my money from.
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| Nov 4th, 2004 10:34 PM | ||
| eggyolk | I have my piloting liscense, so I get access to all sorts of aerial vehichles. They are much more realistic this time, taking more damage per hit than in Vice. | |
| Nov 4th, 2004 08:34 PM | ||
| Ninjavenom | 2x pistols wreaks so much havoc it's not even funny. It only took a half hour or so to get to Hitman with that. When Ammunation sells me shotguns, i will double-sawed off the fuck out of the entire city. | |
| Nov 4th, 2004 07:11 PM | ||
| the_dudefather |
i found out how to do that too, but it almost seems to be 'a deliberate mistake' on rockstars part 
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| Nov 4th, 2004 03:54 PM | ||
| James |
Thanks. I found two oysters today. But I resent my game because if I don't keep track of where I find what, I'll be fucked when I'm missing that last one or two. Explosions. Are. Fun. I found myself running around on the highway, waiting for a biker to spawn behind me so I could steal his bike. Here comes a bike. Oh wait, it's a police bike. Oh wait, he's not stopping fast eno- OW! Bike stops fast. Car behind bike stops fast. Cars coming up behind car pile up. Traffic backs up. Has to be about 10+ cars there. And one of them is smoking. The driver keeps gunning it and hitting other cars as he tries to drive away. Now it's thick, black smoke. Punch. Car is on fire. The driver bails, but doesn't get very far. BOOM! Other cars are close enough to be hit by the explosion. Cars catch on fire. BOOM! BOOM! More cars, over and over, going down the whole highway. It was so fucking awesome. After a few moments of looking around, some of the burnt out shells disappear, but there is still some smoking chunks left behind. New scars spawn, trying to get past the rubble. The fire damages their cars, to the point where one is smoking black smoke, as he backs up and speeds up to hit the blown up cars out of the way. Sadly, he makes it through and drives off. Well, I wasn't about to left that happen again. Uzi, meet Mr. Gas Tank. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Two star warning. Apparently I can punch a car to its doom, but I can't fire a gun. So, fuck. Two stars means active pursuit. Here's a cop car, a cop bike. Guns blazing, hitting me with their evil bullets. I run down the highway and grab the first car I see, and I drive. I drive the wrong way on the highway, going under a tunnel, into the airport. The airport is a round-about dead end, meaning I have to drive in a circle to get back out the way I came, which isn't too easy with cops chasing you. So I get out, and since I can't remember where any bribes are, I figure my best bet is to get back to my safe house. So I'm driving towards to icon. Driving through the city. No cops. No cops? How'd I manage that? Going, going, going. I drive toward the... Whatever you call the big concrete ditch. I flip my car just as I get swarmed with about 3 or 4 cop vehicles. OK, it's not far now. Oh shit... I guess it is. About 5 or 6 more blocks. Running. With cop cars and cop bikes and cop guns. Guns shooting me. My armor is all gone, and I keep getting clipped by bullets. Life slowly depleting. Running. Running. Getting into my gang's territory now. I see two members, and I run by them. They run interference with the cops, firing that guns at them and keeping them off my back. But not all of them. I still have some that keep hitting me. Life is almost gone. A few more hits and I'm done for. BAM! I run past a telephone pole. BAM! I run past a wire fence. BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! So close to my home now. I can see the arrow in front of the door. A bullet whizzes past and blows up the wooden rail by the stairs leading to my door. BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! I made it in. Clinging to a sliver of health, I made it in. I can't believe I made it in. Holy fucking shit, I saved my game. Next time, I'll tell you about how I got access to a plane much earlier than I was supposed to. |
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| Nov 3rd, 2004 06:25 PM | ||
| timrpgland | The car you step out of determines that as well. Like the better the car, the more sex appeal. Clothes/haircut/tattoos only determines a certain percentage. Get out of a Banshee with good clothes/etc your sex appeal should be full. | |
| Nov 3rd, 2004 11:15 AM | ||
| James |
I don't get this Sex Appeal thing. I went to go do a mission, and I got some new clothes. My Sex Appeal meter was about half full. I failed the mission and restarted my game. I went back, bought the EXACT SAME clothes, and my meter remained unchanged. And it's not a territory issue. :/ |
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| Nov 2nd, 2004 01:37 PM | ||
| James |
I tried to do a Lowrider bounce competition for fun. First I had to find a lowrider. Then I had to put hydraulics in it. Now, one thing you have to realize, is that the mod garage and the competition are both around gang territory. So to get to either of them, I was dealing with a lot of enemy gunfire. This caused either shot-out tires and/or my car eventually exploding. So to try and keep my car in good shape (especially after dropping $1500 on the mod), I had to keep going to Pay N Spray (also in gang territory) and spending $100 per repair. So in the end, I didn't even make the money back spent on all this by winning the compeition, since you can only win $1000, and I spent about $2000 just trying to get my car there in one piece. And what happens when I win? All hell breaks loose. I don't know what happened, but shots were being fired, and they were at me. So, fuck you, lowriders. First a shitty race, and now a competition where I lose money and get the fuck shot out of me for WINNING? Fuck you straight up your fucking ass. |
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| Nov 2nd, 2004 10:37 AM | ||
| timrpgland | Yeah I talked about that mission in the other thread and tryed to hide it the same stupid way, damn edit not working! At least one of em. Haven't seen all that tho. | |
| Nov 2nd, 2004 09:21 AM | ||
| Imadjinn |
Oops. I thought that it would work but... er... heh heh. Well, it's not much of a spoiler right?! |
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| Nov 2nd, 2004 09:20 AM | ||
| Imadjinn |
Yeah fuckers, leave James' thread alone! By the way, I bought the guide yesterday. Maybe I'll just go and spoil the entire thing for everyone? **!!SPOILER!!** highlight below There are quite a few cameos in this game. Including the silent "hero" of GTAIII and his bitch (or is he the bitch?) Catalina. Ken Rosenberg returns too, albeit with a lot less hair. Also, that British sounding band is in it too. Also, you make a brief return to Liberty City, to visit a buidling that was in III but you couldn't enter! highlight above **!!SPOILER!!** |
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| Oct 31st, 2004 04:47 PM | ||
| Jim Duncan - Weather | Change your clothes to make yourself smell better, then people won't call you Smelly McSmellpants. | |
| Oct 31st, 2004 02:08 PM | ||
| James |
HEY FAGS! There's already a San Andreas thread to fag up with your talk. This is about my diary. GET IT STRAIGHT. 
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| Oct 31st, 2004 01:32 PM | ||
| eggyolk | It feels weird, because I actually remember listening to some of this music. :/ | |
| Oct 31st, 2004 01:21 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
huh? Its fun leading cops through that big redwood kinda forest on a bike. |
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| Oct 31st, 2004 11:42 AM | ||
| racialslur |
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| Oct 31st, 2004 09:51 AM | ||
| Helm | If this game is half as cool as you make it sound, it'll totally be worth the hours it'll take me to savagely pirate it from the internets | |
| Oct 31st, 2004 09:36 AM | ||
| James |
That lowrider race can suck my filthy asshole. First time I tried it, Iw as actually out in first place by a wide margin. Then I took a wrong turn, because I didn't know the race's layout. I lost. Every other time after that, I couldn't get anywhere near first. Fucking lowiders spin out the second you hit a curb. I got SO close; A neck-and-neck straightaway toward the finish. I busted out the nitro to try and get around of him, and I hit another car and spun out. I FINALLY fucking beat the thing, and I was praying I could get back to my save house safely. Just as I get to my house, Ballas start rushing at me. Like 4 or 5 of them shooting guns and coming to pull me out of my car. WHY the fuck they're there, I don't know. Thankfully, I made it into the house and saved. I'm afraid to leave again.
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| Oct 30th, 2004 04:41 PM | ||
| ArrowX | YOu cAN ACTUALLY USE JUMPING To GET OUT OF Corners. | |
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