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Oct 16th, 2004 04:07 PM
kellychaos The terrorists may have already won.
Oct 16th, 2004 02:00 AM
executioneer AMERICA- FUCK YEAH
Oct 15th, 2004 10:58 PM
the[Hitman]
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Originally Posted by JPR
Wiener, what are you doing with your life?
Posting love letters to the other forum whores of I-Mockey fame.
Oct 15th, 2004 08:03 PM
FartinMowler blood sausage
Oct 15th, 2004 03:54 PM
JPR Wiener, what are you doing with your life?
Oct 15th, 2004 03:33 PM
FartinMowler I have one eyebrow :/ and my wiener works fine
Oct 15th, 2004 02:16 PM
DamnthatDavid I'm lost... he was trying to help us?
Oct 15th, 2004 01:01 PM
JPR Thanks for ruining the deep eyebrow discussion.

I really had a chance to help people here.

Nutslick.
Oct 15th, 2004 05:57 AM
executioneer oh you ALWAYS think that
Oct 15th, 2004 04:15 AM
Anonymous i was thinking mock wars
Oct 15th, 2004 04:00 AM
executioneer MOVIE FORUM
Oct 15th, 2004 03:54 AM
Anonymous Team AMERICA
Oct 15th, 2004 03:13 AM
davinxtk
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Originally Posted by Chojin
If you run out back and start chopping wood with your shirt off RIGHT NOW you might be able to score some points back for the team.
Uhm, Choji... just whose team are you talking about?
Oct 14th, 2004 09:50 PM
Anonymous You gotta be careful about this shit, dude! Someone might think you're a sissy, or even worse, GAY!

If you run out back and start chopping wood with your shirt off RIGHT NOW you might be able to score some points back for the team.
Oct 14th, 2004 07:51 PM
DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by Snatchtastic
I am Jack's One Eyebrow.
Oct 14th, 2004 03:56 PM
kellychaos I would have pummeled, duct-taped and stuck your arse in a gym locker years before college, you ghastly freak of nature.
Oct 14th, 2004 03:43 PM
Matt Harty jesus christ are you missing one half of your brain too JPR
Oct 14th, 2004 02:56 PM
Snatchtastic
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I am Jack's One Eyebrow.
Oct 14th, 2004 02:13 PM
JPR
One Eyebrow. Oh no.

Hello, my name is Jack and up until recently I had one eyebrow.

I figure a lot of people here would have the same problem, and think that a quick explanation of what I did would help.

So biscuitly, a few months ago I had some tickly nose hair, and thought it was due to nasal hair. I went stole my mums tweezers (and since bought my own) to deal with it, and while I was looking in the mirror, decided that if I don't deal with my single eyebrow now I would be a lazy bum forever and end up living under a bridge.

I thought about it for a while first, like how it is a vain action, and how often I would need to groom (which if your wondering isn't very often, I may make a chart, like a did with my shit routine). Well I have decided to take more pride in my appearence and health lately, and all I can say is that a little vanity goes a long way to making you feel better about yourself.

The next factor was having to deal with people asking me about it. I took the pluck during a time when I had like 11 weeks off college, so I wasn't going to face 'all that sort of social crap' it isn't not like that sort of thing actually happens anyway, but I'm scared it might.

My parents never noticed, and haven't said anything, but I don't really talk to them- we have a very cold relationship so I wasn't particularly bothered about what they'd say.

I went out with a few friends (who are men) and they said nothing, and I asked them if they noticed a few days later and, they didn't.

I've asked a few people if they noticed and nobody said they did, and I have only had one person (a good female friend) tell me "you have no hair between your eyebrows!" about 3 months after I did it.

I hoped that nobody would notice, as I didn't want to be explain it to everyone, and how it played out was ideal.

I do prefer having two eyebrows, I feel a lot less self conscious about hiding my forehead and am living a much happier and fuller life. Lovely.

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