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Dec 12th, 2011 07:10 AM | ||
Aaarg | surprise!!! | |
Dec 10th, 2011 10:28 PM | ||
MattJack |
I use to make something called the Ramen Surprise. Here is what you do: Keep your ramen in the fridge (makes you feel like it is real food). When you are hungry go to your fridge, close your eyes, and randomly pick a package of ramen (random flavor). Set it on the counter and then close your eyes again. Select two to three other items (anything goes). Go ahead and boil it all up, put it in a bowl, and allow it to cool at the kitchen table. While it cools go ahead and grab a shotgun, sit at the table, position your toe on the trigger, and put the barrel under your chin. |
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Dec 10th, 2011 07:46 PM | ||
Kitsa |
Also, not on the level of extreme couponers but my last trip I saved $88 on groceries. Just be normal about it...no fifty carts, no dumpster diving for coupons, just get stuff you use or need. There are coupon clipping services where you buy $1 off coupons for like 8 cents ea and then you don't even have to get a newspaper. I promise it won't make you grow lady parts. |
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Dec 10th, 2011 05:48 PM | ||
Evil Robot II | Halal food from a street vendor. Crab juice or mountain dew. | |
Dec 9th, 2011 08:25 PM | ||
Kitsa | I've gotten rotisserie chickens for ~$6 and uncooked roaster chickens for ~$4 here. Life is cheap | |
Dec 9th, 2011 06:15 PM | ||
Zhukov |
A chicken from the supermarket costs $9.98 here. I know this because they advertise everywhere "Why pay $10 for a chicken?!". Massive savings all round. |
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Dec 9th, 2011 05:24 PM | ||
Evil Robot II | LOL a chicken in manhattan cost about $30 | |
Dec 9th, 2011 04:56 PM | ||
Kitsa | barebones mean BIG SAVINGS | |
Dec 9th, 2011 04:45 PM | ||
Chojin |
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Dec 9th, 2011 04:18 PM | ||
kahljorn |
what i used to do is go to vons and wait tillthe cross rib roasts went on sale for about 5 bucks or so. pick one of those up, STEAM IT with a small amount of water at the bottom. you can brown some onions in the pan before you add the water. Anyway, you end up with shredded beef after a couple of hours. you can use the shredded beef as a roast and make some potatoes and shit. you can use the broth for gravy. Then the next night you can flavor it a bit and use it in tacos/burritos/enchiladas. you can also fry it up and use it for breakfast. shits good and lasts for a few days |
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Dec 9th, 2011 04:06 PM | ||
Kitsa | If you have a citrus distributor like this, it is so very worth it. You just to to the prescheduled site (usually an abandoned parking lot), fork over the cash, and they give you a huge crate of citrus. I get great navel oranges from this place. | |
Dec 9th, 2011 03:28 PM | ||
ThrashO |
my favorite is when they have a rack of discount fruit up at 2 am and it's pretty much just a bag of brown slop I love cooking chicken on a charcoal grill, plus when you're poor it's a good way to relax. The place I've been living at for the past two years though doesn't allow any grills, but there are public ones set up that you can use if you really like diseases |
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Dec 9th, 2011 03:21 PM | ||
Chojin |
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it's really really really easy to cook pretty much anything in a foreman grill or outdoor grill. chicken is also easy to cook in a pot of boiling water. it tastes best in the oven imo and that isn't terribly difficult either. |
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Dec 9th, 2011 02:39 PM | ||
10,000 Volt Ghost | They were probably stolen by Barney Rubble. | |
Dec 9th, 2011 01:14 PM | ||
Aaarg |
the summer before last the house next to ours was vacant and up on the hill there was a bunch of wild strawberry and my girlfriend and i (and our dog) would just wander around eating little strawberries and it was awesome but then this last summer some people had moved in and we didn't want them to ask us what we were doing also there were some blackberry bushes but the birds always beat me to them. another time when i worked at a cave there was a couple of blueberry bushes off the side of the road and i'd go out and keep an eye on them waiting for them to ripen and then one day i went out and they were fucking empty. also if you go on the blue ridge parkway in the summer you'll often find cars on the side of the road and then catch some old people with buckets jerks fuck i love berries i want berries yum yum berry yum |
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Dec 9th, 2011 03:00 AM | ||
ThrashO |
my grandparents in Florida had coconut tree's around their neighborhood when I was a kid, when I finally cracked one open it was rotten as hell. I found this out by stabbing it and drinking the sour milk all of the ones that I found were like that |
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Dec 9th, 2011 01:24 AM | ||
kahljorn | i got it made bitches | |
Dec 8th, 2011 11:37 PM | ||
Esuohlim | I can't pilfer fruit I live in the midwest where the only thing that really grows is apples and I've never EVER in my life picked an apple from someone's backyard that wasn't rotten and awful | |
Dec 8th, 2011 11:29 PM | ||
ThrashO | man i wish i lived somewhere cool | |
Dec 8th, 2011 10:40 PM | ||
kahljorn |
:O i also live in california though where you can find fruit stands that sell that shit by the crate for hella cheap |
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Dec 8th, 2011 09:39 PM | ||
executioneer | sorry i just get touchy about fruit crime because my folks have an orchard | |
Dec 8th, 2011 09:31 PM | ||
ThrashO |
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Dec 8th, 2011 05:33 PM | ||
kahljorn |
ive never actually done that i just know some hippies who did they also went around in the forests and found blackberries or some shit. But they wouldn't tell us where cause they didnt want us to know their leet berry stash. also one time they ate some poison ivy or some shit somehow. although in the neighborhood i lived in a lot of people had fruit trees and they would put signs up that say, "Free fruit, take the shit" cause they didn't want it to waste/be all over their lawn. |
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Dec 8th, 2011 12:10 PM | ||
Zhukov | Hats off to Kahl for ruling on the subject of free fruit. | |
Dec 8th, 2011 01:30 AM | ||
kahljorn | IF THE BRANCHES ARE HANGING OVER A FENCE IT IS PUBLIC PROPERTY | |
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