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Jan 2nd, 2008 03:39 PM
Spetsnaz I'd probably have used a bowling ball.
Jan 1st, 2008 11:40 PM
MattJack well you gotta use something I suppose.

Idda went with a roll of toliet paper, but they chose the coke can.
Jan 1st, 2008 11:34 PM
Fathom Zero What I find more disturbing is the Coke can used for reference.
Jan 1st, 2008 10:54 PM
Originally Posted by Evil Dead View Post
If I ever saw anyone take all of that, I'd probably bow my head in awe.
I'd just make her my girlie
Jan 1st, 2008 03:39 PM
Spetsnaz If I ever saw anyone take all of that, I'd probably bow my head in awe.
Jan 1st, 2008 07:18 AM
Fatacula It just not a sex toy... its a challenge! At least it damn well better be.
Dec 31st, 2007 08:18 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I think that was a lamp....Jesus God.....
Dec 31st, 2007 12:22 PM
Chojin I'm pretty sure Terra uses a lamp for that.
Dec 31st, 2007 12:20 PM
Spetsnaz By the way, Terra, I don't know you so I don't mean to offend you or anything.

Let me offer you this in friendship :

Dec 31st, 2007 12:18 PM
Spetsnaz This thread has warped my fragile little mind...

But seriously, who the fuck is too high and mighty to off themselves?
Dec 31st, 2007 12:15 PM
BakaGaijin You could always go for some "professional" help.
Dec 31st, 2007 08:28 AM
Cosmo Electrolux okay, now I've got tihis image in my head of Max in a big ol' fluffy bathrob sitting at his computer, hair in curlers, a tube of hand lotion and a box of Kleenex at the ready....sitting down to read "Love line"....

I have to admit, I'm more than a little turned on....
Dec 28th, 2007 09:18 PM
MLE But I'm sure he reads them as part of a nightly routine.
Dec 28th, 2007 12:14 PM
Cosmo Electrolux I'm not sure if I've ever seen you post in Loveline, Max....
Dec 28th, 2007 10:22 AM
mburbank See, now, this is why I'm not totally positive about the forums merging.

I mean, sure, I did read it, but I look at car wrecks too, and I'm not proud of that, either.

Because getting aroused by car wrecks is embarrassing and should be kept private.
Dec 25th, 2007 03:57 PM
Misdemonar I could s-s-s-sex some of you fine ladys up.

Dec 20th, 2007 07:01 PM
Girl Drink Drunk "WARNING! This dildo is HUGE, not just big..., HUGE! It is more of a novelty than a usable dildo. Some people may be able to actually insert this monster into an orifice, but not many."
Dec 20th, 2007 06:33 PM
WhiteRat Terra, let us know if this monster is even feasible:
Dec 20th, 2007 08:08 AM
Cosmo Electrolux well, Terra...did you give up and purchase a rubber dick, or what???
Dec 20th, 2007 04:27 AM
Triad-Brother Choi
Originally Posted by MLE View Post
I haven't found any fun toys that my inner muscles don't hate me for. Also, anything rubber hurts :<
Hello MLE you are my best friend here so to ask why would need fun toy when have you the good man of good friend Chojin?

Is he no real man? Choi real man. Good friend please be good friend with Choi.
Dec 19th, 2007 10:17 PM
Schimid Christmas is saved!
Dec 19th, 2007 08:48 PM
Emu This is the greatest thread ever.
Dec 19th, 2007 07:51 PM
Dr. Boogie There it is again! And they were only thirteen bucks, MLE!! It works, even with shipping included.
Dec 19th, 2007 07:47 PM
Jeanette X
Originally Posted by MLE View Post
I haven't found any fun toys that my inner muscles don't hate me for. Also, anything rubber hurts :<
Try the Ben Wa balls in the link I showed you. They're very small and feel wonderful.
Dec 19th, 2007 07:06 PM
Sam Does it have two indivudual comfort settings like the temperpedic?

So while MLE would like it hard and firm, Chojin could have it... harder and firmer. I guess.

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