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Sep 10th, 2011 07:11 AM
Pentegarn So it would be historically accurate then?
Sep 10th, 2011 06:49 AM
Supafly345 It'd probably be starring him riding a giant wolverine into battle, wielding a broadsword and flaying tanks.
Sep 7th, 2011 01:32 PM
Tadao I bet Putin could produce a bad ass WWII movie.
Sep 7th, 2011 11:04 AM
Zhukov Unfortunately Tadao, most WWII films made by Russians focus more on the suffering of villagers and all that stuff you hate, are documentaries, or are not available outside of an old video store in Moscow.

Still, Come and See is good. In a horrible and depressing kind of way.


Australian WWII films that are good: The Rats of Tobruk, Kokoda


Australian WWI movie you should see: Gallipoli
Sep 2nd, 2011 06:18 PM
kahljorn i didnt know my mom was from the star wars universe ;/
Aug 31st, 2011 06:24 PM
Tadao And I love it when your mom speaks Dago when I'm ramming her in the ass.




Aug 31st, 2011 05:07 PM
kahljorn i love t he quintin terrantino one mostly for the part were brad pitt or whoever speaks italian
Aug 31st, 2011 04:59 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost My bad, what about the

Spoilers!
Aug 31st, 2011 04:57 PM
Grislygus One's an Italian film, to send it to aliens as representing us would be an overt crime against humanity
Aug 31st, 2011 04:53 PM
Tadao Wouldn't matter to aliens.
Aug 31st, 2011 04:44 PM
Grislygus Bastards or Basterds?
Aug 31st, 2011 04:40 PM
Tadao Look, I'll put Inglorious Bastards, Valkyrie, and The Debt on a dvd and send it to space to warn aliens that we are egofags and blow us up upon read.

Ok?
Aug 31st, 2011 04:32 PM
Grislygus NO

NO OTHER MOVIE NERD IS ALLOWED TO KNOW ABOUT INGLORIOUS BASTARDS

I'D SEEN IT BEFORE THE MOVIE CAME OUT GODDAMNIT, SAME WITH DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE DARK AND ALL THESE FUCKING MOVIE CRITICS TALK ABOUT IT AS IF THEY BOTHERED TO WATCH A DAMN TV MOVIE ON VHS AEONS BEFORE THE MOVIE CAME OUT. BULLSHIT
Aug 30th, 2011 01:04 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Originally Posted by Rongi View Post
oh god inglorious basterds is such a shitty movie
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Inglorious_Bastards

With an "A"

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Originally Posted by Grislygus View Post
lol yeah and you could watch that craptastic rocketeer movie too




also at me forgetting the great escape
I LOVE THE ROCKETEER <
Aug 30th, 2011 05:17 AM
Supafly345
In my junior and senior years of highschool several dozen shitty war movies with shitty gimmicks starring summer movie action stars came out all at once. I think I remember seeing this and Windtalkers back to back. And I'm pretty sure Enemy at the Gates was in there somewhere that school year.
The only movie I remember anything about from that spring/summer was the shitty Time Machine movie, and that was so forgettable I thought I had imagined it for a while.

Oh fuck I saw K-19 that season too. Jesus Christ what a shitty year in movies to graduate in.
Aug 30th, 2011 03:11 AM
Sam I ALSO WATCHED KELLY'S HEROES TODAY!
Aug 30th, 2011 02:46 AM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by Grislygus View Post
MOVIE GUY ATTACK

Kelly's Heroes, Sink The Bismarck, Battle Of Britain, Where Eagles Dare, The Guns of Navarone, Tora Tora Tora, The Flying Tigers, They Were Expendable, The Iron Cross, Action In The North Atlantic, Hangmen Also Die, The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp, Sands of Iwo Jima, Sahara, This Land Is Mine, Run Silent Run Deep, The Fighting Seabees, PATTON, The Desert Fox, Bridge On The River Kwai, The Longest Day, The Desert Rats, The Hell With Heroes, and there was this one incredible sixties movie about a captured member of the French Resistance being tortured, the cover was blue (I think) with a silhouette of a guy tied to a chair


I'm sure as soon as I post this I'll remember a billion more, but fuck it
Kelly's Heroes came on tv today and I dvr'd it. YAY!
Aug 28th, 2011 07:41 AM
Mad Melvin It's a great movie, but I can't watch that scene with a straight face anymore. Goddamn internet.
Aug 28th, 2011 06:14 AM
Fathom Zero

Downfall
Aug 28th, 2011 12:42 AM
Pentegarn You should include that movie where Hitler gets mad over all sorts of things like the PSNetwork going down or the Buckeyes losing a game or Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift
Aug 27th, 2011 10:11 PM
Rongi
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
patton is probably the best HENCE GRISLYGUSES CAPS. there's always inglorius bastards. oh and that one movie flame and citron or some shit i dunno
oh god inglorious basterds is such a shitty movie
Aug 27th, 2011 01:36 AM
Fathom Zero

Paths of Glory. Jesus Christ, it's good.

not your movie, gus, I was just adding on
Aug 26th, 2011 10:36 PM
Grislygus There's an old hammy propaganda film with Gregory Peck as a Russian, ended with him defiantly shooting a machine gun at a tank as it proceeded to wreck his ass offscreen. Can't remember the name of it.
Aug 26th, 2011 10:20 PM
stevetothepast
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what about band of brothers and enemy at the gates
god-dammit you read my mind.
Aug 26th, 2011 09:08 PM
darkvare what about band of brothers and enemy at the gates
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