Sep 20th, 2008 09:10 AM |
Bod |
Tell her you don't fuck fat birds, that works with me. Unless I meet one of the exs and she's fat.
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Sep 10th, 2008 12:00 PM |
Tadao |
YOU'RE JUST A COPY CAT
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Sep 10th, 2008 09:35 AM |
MetalMilitia |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao
Yeah MM, You must have got it right
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NO ONE LIKES A SOURPUSS TADAO
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Sep 10th, 2008 01:17 AM |
pac-man |
Ah...
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Sep 9th, 2008 05:45 PM |
DevilWearsPrada |
alternate costume
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Sep 9th, 2008 01:50 AM |
pac-man |
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Sep 8th, 2008 11:11 PM |
DevilWearsPrada |
M.Bison hat
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Sep 8th, 2008 09:50 PM |
Fathom Zero |
The Sex Police!
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Sep 8th, 2008 08:31 PM |
Pub Lover |
Emu, you were being abused. Call the police!
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Sep 8th, 2008 08:18 PM |
Emu |
I thought boner hugs were a normal expression of friendship between the sexes ???
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Sep 8th, 2008 01:27 PM |
DuFresne |
Maybe a boner-hug?
edit: damn he beat me to the joke
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Sep 8th, 2008 01:27 PM |
Tadao |
Wanna hug?
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Sep 8th, 2008 01:27 PM |
DuFresne |
Oh, sorry. I misunderstood for whom the rolleyes were. Can I make it up somehow?
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Sep 8th, 2008 01:26 PM |
Tadao |
:HAT
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Sep 8th, 2008 01:25 PM |
Tadao |
MM GOT IT FROM ME! AND I MEAN THE IDEA, NOT THE ACT ITSELF!
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Sep 8th, 2008 01:23 PM |
DuFresne |
I DEMAND THIS HYPOTHESIS BE TESTED THOROUGHLY BEFORE ANY FURTHER EYEROLLING GOOD SIR
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Sep 8th, 2008 01:21 PM |
Tadao |
Yeah MM, You must have got it right
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Sep 8th, 2008 01:21 PM |
DuFresne |
When I told my girlfriend about the boner-hugs solution, she genuinely went "AWWW that's SWEET!" so either my girlfriend is a much bigger freak than I thought or MM might actually be onto something.
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Sep 8th, 2008 01:12 PM |
Tadao |
because the shink will sex her.
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Sep 8th, 2008 01:09 PM |
glowbelly |
tell her to go to a shrink and work on her self-image
then be prepared to be dumped.
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Sep 7th, 2008 11:20 PM |
pac-man |
Tell her that she is fat. Or break-up with her and let some other poor bastard deal with that shit.
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Sep 7th, 2008 04:28 PM |
MarioRPG |
Challenge her to a Twinkie / Ho-ho eating contest and make sure you win.
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Sep 7th, 2008 10:41 AM |
DevilWearsPrada |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov
She doesn't really moan about it, she just thinks I'm faking it when I tell her that she's not.
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Sep 7th, 2008 06:03 AM |
Shrubfest |
Next time she askes, say 'fine, you have some fat, yes.'
Then jump her.
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Sep 7th, 2008 05:52 AM |
Zhukov |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God
It's up to us to change our own opinions about ourselves and if we don't work at it we have no right to bitch about it. We have to either embrace what we don't like or do something about it.
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Well, she already excercises at a gym, and eats very healthily. I certainly wouldn't want her to do anything more, because as I said, she isn't fat. I don't want her to be a scrawny bitch. She doesn't really moan about it, she just thinks I'm faking it when I tell her that she's not.
I think I'll continue what I'm doing, but increase the amount of boner hugs that I give. That actually seems like a pretty good idea.
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