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Aug 19th, 2003 02:46 PM
kellychaos Sadness is a latex beastiality sex toy.
Aug 17th, 2003 05:18 AM
Big Papa Goat I don't love, nor understand that man. I hope he doesn't try to kill me next
Aug 16th, 2003 11:41 PM
OperationScuzBucket on bizarrenews.com:

--------------- Blowing it Out of Proportion ---------------

A Brazilian man killed his parents because they demanded he
divorce his inflatable "bride." He believed a blow-up doll
was a human being, considered it his wife and talked to her.
His religious parents demanded he separate from the doll,
but he would not listen. When his mother took the doll and
cut holes in it with scissors, the man strangled and stabbed
both his mother, age 71, and father, age 70. The 44-year-
old unemployed man confessed to the crime after an interro-
gation by police. "My parents didn't love me and didn't
understand me," he was quoted as saying.

Aug 15th, 2003 05:57 PM
sadie maggots: we put the f-u-n in necro.
Aug 15th, 2003 05:45 PM
Royal Tenenbaum You guys should share one.
Aug 15th, 2003 01:34 PM
Cosmo Electrolux no maggots either...a bonus in my book.
Aug 15th, 2003 01:05 PM
AChimp A warm, vibrating corpse.
Aug 15th, 2003 08:18 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I imagine it would be like fucking a corpse....I think...
Aug 15th, 2003 07:10 AM
FS A video of someone having sex with one of those dolls would probably be the funniest thing ever (especially if they talked all the while). At least, for the first thirty seconds. After that it would probably just get creepy.
Aug 15th, 2003 12:51 AM
Aug 15th, 2003 12:49 AM
KILLADEUCE Well c'mon... For a fucking life size latex doll She looks pretty well made....

Sad: YEs.
Ashamed: No.

At least i'm not the one owning a godamned Latex look alike of Gary Sinese- Who-ever is rolling with that one is the SAD one my friends...
Aug 14th, 2003 11:37 PM
Aug 14th, 2003 11:35 PM
Royal Tenenbaum "Holy shit Soundtest that girl at the top is fucking Beautiful- Whoa she is a doll??? WHA?? "

So very very sad.
Aug 14th, 2003 02:00 PM
KILLADEUCE What i really need is a russian/Korean mail order concubine...

Holy shit Soundtest that girl at the top is fucking Beautiful- Whoa she is a doll??? WHA??

If you guys wanna see some fucked up sex dolls the Japanese take the cake- Comes with complimentary Fecal matter!! SweeeeT! (Hu-Eckkkk)-

I'll warn you all now this shit is nasty- No pun intended:


(its NSFW so i didnt img it)
Aug 14th, 2003 01:59 PM
soundtest Nah go for silicone.

Aug 14th, 2003 01:35 PM
Cosmo Electrolux you don't want a wife...what you want is a rubber fuck doll...
Aug 14th, 2003 01:34 PM
kellychaos Bits and pieces and ... bits and pieces and ...

Aug 14th, 2003 01:31 PM
soundtest Nothing cheap about that.
Aug 14th, 2003 01:23 PM
AChimp It would be really good if the government would custom build a wife for me.
Aug 14th, 2003 01:19 PM
Originally Posted by sadie
Hell, I'd be happy if I was assigned a standard-issue government wife.
this is as fucked-up as aforementioned advice.
I was just using that as a metaphor about how easy I would prefer love and romance to be.
Aug 14th, 2003 12:20 PM
Operation, maybe he likes you, but he sure doesn't respect you. If you're comfortable with those terms, you'd better prepare yourself for a lifetime of dicksucking.

Fs man... you sure have an eloqeunce that i fucking cant help but admire... Well put.

Fact is , going back to that guy is counter-productive. And proto is right you're better off alone than with some shmoe that'll treat you like shit.
Aug 14th, 2003 09:29 AM
jin Sagat, Eagle, Blanka.
Aug 14th, 2003 08:39 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
Aug 14th, 2003 06:50 AM
FS Operation, maybe he likes you, but he sure doesn't respect you. If you're comfortable with those terms, you'd better prepare yourself for a lifetime of dicksucking.
Aug 14th, 2003 04:43 AM
Originally Posted by Protoclown
I refuse to play any of those silly, immature psychological games with the opposite sex. Maybe that's why I've never had any luck, but if that's the case, what you say could be true. And I don't believe that.
Believe whatever you want and do whatever works for you. Ofcourse no advice is applicable to ALL individuals. My advice is based on my own personal experience, which may or may not reflect the general population (I tend to end up with nutcases... parallel???? which is why I suggested listening to WOMEN about this shit). All I know is this: generally speaking, the majority of girls that I REALLY REALLY REALLY liked did not give me the time of day or (even worse) saw me as a really great 'friend'. However, the second I stopped placing them in the center of my universe or became interested in someone else, guess who started calling?

Originally Posted by sadie
but why the fuck would anyone want an intimate relationship built on superficiality? i'm all for some games, but not foundational ones.
This is so fucking true. The second I meet a girl that does not follow the pattern I mentioned I will propose to on the spot provided she can beat me one round in Capcom vs. SNK 2 without being cheap.
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