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| Aug 19th, 2003 01:50 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Pelicans have big peckers.  Hummingbirds is self-explanatory. 
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| Aug 17th, 2003 05:07 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
I feel better now. 
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| Aug 17th, 2003 12:35 PM | ||
| Rongi |
This thread is giving me a huge hardon 
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| Aug 17th, 2003 11:52 AM | ||
| Ninjavenom |
I thought we had something special! 
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| Aug 17th, 2003 03:49 AM | ||
| ItalianStereotype | I do believe, sir, that the egg hurling incident in question was meant only to show that it would not break against the mattress. now, as for your cumming problem, my services do not come cheap and require plenty of toast and a sailors uniform. | |
| Aug 17th, 2003 03:46 AM | ||
| CaptainBubba | IF YOU THROW AN EGG AT A TEMPURPEDIC MATRESS THE EGG WILL NOT BREAK EVEN AFTER IT HITS THE FUCKING CONCRETE BELOW THE MATRESS!!! I AM CUMMING!! HOLD MY HAND!! | |
| Aug 17th, 2003 01:47 AM | ||
| Bestrest |
Something like this: 3:::::::::::::::: - ) -> ({|}) ** OR 3::::::::::> ( | ) OR :P ( | ) |
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| Aug 17th, 2003 01:26 AM | ||
| agroskaterik |
Quote:
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| Aug 17th, 2003 12:38 AM | ||
| Schimid |
Was it magical?
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| Aug 17th, 2003 12:38 AM | ||
| Jeanette X | Worker bees, the kind that you see outside the hive, are asexual drones. The bird has no vagina. It has one opening, called a cloaca, and eggs and poop come out of it. The male bird has no penis, only the cloaca, and they mate by pressing the lips of their cloacas together. | |
| Aug 17th, 2003 12:37 AM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch | My dog ate a bee, and I saw my neighbor's cat eat a bird. | |
| Aug 17th, 2003 12:34 AM | ||
| agroskaterik | IS YOUR NOSE A PENIS!? | |
| Aug 17th, 2003 12:30 AM | ||
| The Retro Kat | ...or the beak could be the penis! | |
| Aug 17th, 2003 12:14 AM | ||
| agroskaterik | I always thought that the stinger of the bee was supposed to symbolize the "PENIS," but i have yet to discover a "VAGINA" on a bird. | |
| Aug 16th, 2003 03:55 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | Im sure they do fuck the bees. But someone explain to me how that works. | |
| Aug 16th, 2003 03:10 PM | ||
| FS |
I understand the bees, but I don't understand where the birds come in. The birds fuck the bees, right? 
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| Aug 16th, 2003 01:15 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | I don't get how sex can possibly be explained by birds and bees, a physical impossibility. Is the beak the penis or the stinger? Where's the vagina? Do they make crazy mutant babies? | |
| Aug 16th, 2003 02:03 AM | ||
| The_voice_of_reason | You see when a man loves a woman, he dresses her up like the swiss miss girl and pummels her senseless with a mag light. | |
| Aug 15th, 2003 10:01 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | GOOD ONE COSMO YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOT | |
| Aug 15th, 2003 04:59 PM | ||
| sadie | birds everywhere are mourning their article deprivation. :sob | |
| Aug 15th, 2003 03:11 PM | ||
| ScruU2wice | i guess thats how cosmo learned it | |
| Aug 15th, 2003 12:40 PM | ||
| agroskaterik |
i did not enjoy that vacation.
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| Aug 15th, 2003 12:36 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | it's like that trip your family took last fall and your dad pulled into a rest area and you went into the mens room and your Uncle Sal came in and put his weenster into your pooper. | |
| Aug 15th, 2003 11:19 AM | ||
| agroskaterik |
Birds and the bees Someone please explain.. 
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