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Mar 20th, 2006 03:34 AM
GADZOOKS or in your case, a NOT SO SHARPie
Mar 20th, 2006 01:05 AM
Fathom Zero You should use Sharpie, like me!
Mar 19th, 2006 09:04 PM
Miss Modular I'm going to just scrawl myself with magic marker.
Mar 19th, 2006 06:19 PM
Kulturkampf I would have been reborn as your mom's new boyfriend.
Mar 19th, 2006 01:30 PM
Spectre X I'm so sad that you didn't have a twin to strangle you in the womb.
Mar 19th, 2006 10:27 AM
Kulturkampf My tattoos are not really political. They are eternal ideas about how you live your life.

I live my life like a fish. Or a butterfly. Or a horse. Or a diseased poet.

I fucking love it.

My tattoos, my self! My way, like Frank Sinatra and Sid Vicious.
Mar 18th, 2006 02:32 PM
mburbank Say, that was really funny.
Mar 17th, 2006 03:22 PM
Pharaoh You'd have to be a millionaire to cover your body in tattoos, butwank, maybe you should just get your b bs tattooed, that would be really cool.
Mar 17th, 2006 01:54 PM
mburbank I should get lots of tattoos of things I don't like or believe in, in hopes that when I'm old I'll have the right tattoos.
Mar 17th, 2006 01:24 PM
ItalianStereotype my tattoos will be infinitely worse than his because they're going to be comic book related. :<
Mar 17th, 2006 01:17 PM
ziggytrix LOL, He thinks it's a committment to a higher ideal cuz he's going to get politically/socially motivated tattoos, and because he's braindead enough that his political/social values will always be identical to their current state (thanks to emotional/intellectual retardation!) so it's OK that they're permanent!

If I'm mistaken I'll be so disappointed.
Mar 17th, 2006 10:24 AM
mburbank I personally like tattoos, always have, and would have them myself if not for the fact that nowadays every asshole has them and it would be like getting a mullet that wouldn't go away without laser surgery.

So, what higher ideal (other than spending a lot of money) does getting a lot of tattoos like lot of other people commit you to? Is it just that you intend to get more?
Mar 17th, 2006 08:51 AM
Dole
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I am tlaking about a body in tattoos.

I am talking about something that is demonstrative of a commitment to a higher ideal.
That high ideal being, presumably, 'I'm going to cover myself in shit tattoos'.
Mar 17th, 2006 05:10 AM
executioneer hahahaha oh shit
Mar 17th, 2006 05:07 AM
Kulturkampf I am going to get a fully body suit eventually. I will tkae a picture.

I am not talking about a small tattoo.

I am tlaking about a body in tattoos.

I am talking about something that is demonstrative of a commitment to a higher ideal.
Mar 16th, 2006 07:16 PM
kahljorn Oh really? As if being alive now isn't enough proof that you were alive a few years ago? usually people don't magically appear out of thin air.
How does a tattoo prove you were "Alive"? People get tattoos all the time and it proves little more than the fact that they got a tattoo. I see people with tattoos all the time and I've never looked at it and gone, "Wow, that person was really alive before he killed a part of his flesh and filled it with ink".
Sometimes people prove they were alive by telling a story about their tattoo, but that's more in the story than in the tattoo.
Your motivations are hilarious.

Maybe you should consider carving a statue because when you're finally dead(the time I'm assuming it owuld be important to prove how alive you were) the skin has a habit of decaying.
Mar 16th, 2006 05:49 PM
Kulturkampf
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
He needs to prove that he was "Cool" in the future, everybody keep that in mind.
No, I need to prove that I lived.
Mar 15th, 2006 01:24 PM
kahljorn He needs to prove that he was "Cool" in the future, everybody keep that in mind.
Mar 14th, 2006 10:27 AM
mburbank OAO, I don't find KlimaxKilt's narrative any less riddled with paradox and self adoration than your own. People who live on top of grotesquely overdeveloped thighs shouldn't throw clove cigarettes at Instinctual Skin head soldiers.

You are both I-mockery clowns juggling sharp objects badly and cutting your selves over and over.
Mar 14th, 2006 09:28 AM
KevinTheOmnivore The STDs will serve the same purpose.
Mar 14th, 2006 09:18 AM
Kulturkampf I hate straight edge.

I have been a skin since 02.

I think I will give it up when I get married, whenever that may be (probably another decade).

But thankfully, tattoos are forever. I will always be able to prove that once I was young and had a good time.
Mar 4th, 2006 05:33 PM
The One and Only... I like how kulturkampf finds the meaning of life in killing others for the sake of our country. I can see him curbstomping an arab right now.

God, he's so alive!
Mar 3rd, 2006 07:42 PM
Preechr Go GOTH!

Or wait, hey... Try putting those x's on either side of your s/n! That always looks really kewl!
Mar 3rd, 2006 11:57 AM
mburbank I AM GENUINELY ANGRY NOW!!!
Mar 3rd, 2006 11:56 AM
mburbank Oh it just steams me Kev! "Oh, Oh, I'm such an individual have an easily named identity cubby hole where I can meet other unique individuals who have decided they also need a cubby whole where their unique individuality can be validated by folks who dress the same, think the same, listen to the same music and have the same haircut!" It's all well and good if your twelve, but taken beyond that it's pathetic.

Identity seekers fall into three categories.

1.) Those who grow out of it.

2.) Those who grow into it and become horrid cogs, some as inoffensive and potentially useful as Rotarians and Kiwannis, and some as Noxious and dangerous as Brownshirts and The Lord's Liberation Army.

3.) People who move from one subculture to another throughout their lives, always sure that the stop their on is the terminus that all their life has been leading up to.
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