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| May 2nd, 2006 12:35 AM | ||
| Terra |
I'm babysitting a poodle. Today I cleaned up doggie puke. Then I went to check on Hughie for a friend and Hughie (a golden retreiver--big happy dog!!) shat enough shit to fill up a laundry basket. I cleaned that up too. I'm not very into animals at the moment. |
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| May 2nd, 2006 12:29 AM | ||
| executioneer |
the cat shit on my bed while i was sleeping in it, good thing i was wearing socks 
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| May 1st, 2006 05:22 PM | ||
| Chojin | I think all the personal phone calls got to them. | |
| May 1st, 2006 03:23 PM | ||
| BlueOatmeal | FUCK GODAMMIT HELL! The fucking indians who just bought the BP I was working at just let me go. I HAD THAT JOB FOR 2 GODAMN DAYS. Everything was going great when the white man was running it. :racism | |
| Apr 30th, 2006 10:39 PM | ||
| Terra |
Be of good cheer! At least something sucking in your day isn't as bad as no suckee at all. Good luck on the old flame thing, though! |
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| Apr 30th, 2006 10:25 PM | ||
| WhiteRat | My day is only half over and so far I have to say it's crap. Trying to patch things up with an old flame only to be shot down worse than an F-16 sucking a wrench into it's engine is not fun. | |
| Apr 30th, 2006 10:01 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | I had a good day, aside from being forced into church this morning. | |
| Apr 30th, 2006 09:58 PM | ||
| glowbelly | off to bed | |
| Apr 30th, 2006 09:58 PM | ||
| xbxDaniel | Hey Stupidkraut, I've got this book we can read together. You see, your body's going through some changes, and I think it would help if we talked through it. | |
| Apr 30th, 2006 09:57 PM | ||
| Terra | But he's a whiz bang at Swamp Donkey dick! | |
| Apr 30th, 2006 09:56 PM | ||
| PurplePlatypus |
My day was not very good. I had just bought a new 3D-supporting, state-of-the-art graphics card for 100 bucks(it wasn't a big one, only 256 Megs). I was happy as hell. Then, guess what? My fucking computer couldn't take it. Apparently, my computer was made in the STONE AGE and can't take a friggin graphics card. Yeesh. I just wasted 100 bucks, how are you? :D |
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| Apr 30th, 2006 09:54 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
uhh, urine doesn't come out of the uterus you flippin stupid fuck. just in case anyone is confused, the above comment was directed at the kid in this thread who will never come close to understanding a female's anatomy. 
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| Apr 30th, 2006 09:49 PM | ||
| Terra |
The Loyal Order of Moose is going to very dissapointed with you tonight. Hopefully Milhouse will come in here soon and clean up all of your typos and spelling errors. Never mind all of those shitty contractions AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BRAXTON HICKS, MISTER! |
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| Apr 30th, 2006 08:24 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
I spelled Trailer wrong on purpose. And Terra seriously don't talk to me about ass sex, the very though of the word ass sex coming from your gob makes me wannt to sew your vagina shut then use glue to make a watertight seal, then watch and laugh ans your urine is backed up into your uteris and ultimately up your tubes and causes your ovaries to explode
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| Apr 30th, 2006 07:59 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
You guys PLEASE! I'm trying to run a civilized thread here. So, how's everyone doing today? |
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| Apr 30th, 2006 05:22 PM | ||
| Terra |
Quote:
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| Apr 30th, 2006 04:12 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
You spelled trailer wrong. 
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| Apr 30th, 2006 02:05 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
That must mean she lives in a trailor park
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| Apr 30th, 2006 01:08 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
She survived! 
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| Apr 6th, 2006 09:20 PM | ||
| Terra |
I have a tornado headed this way. I'm glad my new computer isn't in. Because it wouldn't be here for long.
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| Apr 6th, 2006 08:10 PM | ||
| Vampywampy |
I went to college to mooch my EMA off them...finally. It's taken about 3 fucking months for this thing to actually be sorted out. The rest is a blur. I watched TV. My day sucked. Here's hoping my sexy purple Saturn pad arrives tomorrow. ;< |
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| Apr 6th, 2006 07:45 PM | ||
| Staxeon |
Driving home at 6am something the size of a mouseball kicked up and hit my windshield right in front of my face. Looked like a rock but it didn't crack my window, just chipped it to all hell. Then when I got home I noticed a big fucking screw stuck in my tire. If I pull it out I'm certain my tire will start leaking, and its close enuff to the sidewall that I'm worried it can't be patched. Fuckall. |
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| Apr 6th, 2006 12:52 PM | ||
| RaNkeri |
Yay, only one exam left! After that I can once again kick back and relax awhile, till I have to start studying again
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| Apr 6th, 2006 12:52 PM | ||
| Mad Melvin | True. Im going again on saturday night. Should be enough time for my legs to heal. | |
| Apr 6th, 2006 12:02 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
Hey man, you still have a lot more partying to do.
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