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Sep 10th, 2006 11:10 PM
kahljorn At first I thought you literally meant that Chuck Norris was created by chuck norris fucking himself but then I realized that you were just expressing yourself with swear words.
Sep 10th, 2006 10:45 PM
Esuohlim At first I was shocked about this, but now I'm just annoyed at how much I'm hearing about it all the time, and it's only been, what, five days? It's like Chuck fucking Norris all over again.
Sep 10th, 2006 10:35 PM
the cats pajamas I'm still waiting to hear a news report "Australians everywhere boycott stingrays!!"

Sting RAY, no WAY
Sep 10th, 2006 10:34 PM
the cats pajamas
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Originally Posted by Spectre X
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Originally Posted by Black Flag
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Originally Posted by Mockery
Of all the things to take him down in the end... a sting ray!? That's like being mauled by a koala or chewed to death by a ferret.

Truly a shame. :/

still, getting stabbed through the heart is a pretty vicious way to go
Yeah, man, he got skewered through the heart by an animal. Very few animals can even do that.

And his heart exploded.

That sounds like a pretty badass death.

Stingrays can detect an animals heartbeat through some sensory perception they have... So when they aim to hit a target, if they can go for the heart, they will. Crazy shiat.



To be honest.. I always thought he'd die of something ironic like a paper cut heheh.


RIP Steve.
If I can do half of what Steve has done with his life and for the environment I'll die very happy.
Sep 7th, 2006 06:03 PM
pjalne
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Killed by a stingray barb to the chest.
There's a shrimp on the barbie joke in there somewhere.

EDIT: Shit, I've been diving where he got killed.
Sep 6th, 2006 07:51 PM
Gorlack the Destroyer
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
"I wonder why the good die young? i mean does God want to hoarde all the good people?"

I've heard it's because the earth is a materialistic anti-god place so anybody who is good and wants to be with god would leave the materialistic and anti-god place sooner because they have no attraction to it. Supposedly. There's even these crazy assholes who purport that you can "Leave early" but your body will still be here except it will have an alien inside of it instead of you! It's like setting up a timeshare with your body.
HAIL XENU!
Sep 6th, 2006 03:29 PM
kahljorn "I wonder why the good die young? i mean does God want to hoarde all the good people?"

I've heard it's because the earth is a materialistic anti-god place so anybody who is good and wants to be with god would leave the materialistic and anti-god place sooner because they have no attraction to it. Supposedly. There's even these crazy assholes who purport that you can "Leave early" but your body will still be here except it will have an alien inside of it instead of you! It's like setting up a timeshare with your body.
Sep 6th, 2006 02:00 PM
Crimson Ghost Crikey!
Sep 5th, 2006 08:32 PM
Fathom Zero ... yes.
Sep 4th, 2006 11:51 PM
ItalianStereotype but do you get my point, fathom
Sep 4th, 2006 11:06 PM
Gorlack the Destroyer
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Originally Posted by Courage the Cowardly Dog
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Originally Posted by Gorlack the Destroyer
I wonder why the good die young? i mean does God want to hoarde all the good people? I mean why not some evil overlord? why did he have to choose Steve? God is taking all the good from this world.
I think God takes the good young as a favour to them so they don't have to spend their twilight years putting up with tards.

Of course sometimes God allows the tards to die too that's what we call Darwinism.
yeah well, God can still be a pric.
Sep 4th, 2006 04:31 PM
Fathom Zero No need to be so mean, we're all growed-ups here.
Sep 4th, 2006 04:30 PM
ItalianStereotype
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
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Originally Posted by John Stainton, Steve Irwin's Friend and Manager
"It's likely that he possibly died instantly when the barb hit him, and I don't think that he ... felt any pain."
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Originally Posted by friend of Italian Stereotype
DUDE I TOTALLY PROMISE THAT IF YOU LICK A MEXICAN'S ASSHOLE IT WILL SHOOT OUT CANDY MADE OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS
Sep 4th, 2006 03:34 PM
Sethomas Requiescat in Pace.
Sep 4th, 2006 03:26 PM
Supafly345 Sweet mother of christ!! This startled me!
Sep 4th, 2006 02:55 PM
Chojin Do you have a living will, Courage?
Sep 4th, 2006 02:50 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog
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Originally Posted by Gorlack the Destroyer
I wonder why the good die young? i mean does God want to hoarde all the good people? I mean why not some evil overlord? why did he have to choose Steve? God is taking all the good from this world.
I think God takes the good young as a favour to them so they don't have to spend their twilight years putting up with tards.

Of course sometimes God allows the tards to die too that's what we call Darwinism.
Sep 4th, 2006 01:42 PM
zeldasbiggestfan Sweet mother of christ that sucks. This year has been bad for my family seeing as we liked the crazy sumbitch.
Sep 4th, 2006 01:23 PM
Mike That sucks. There have been so many rumors of him dying in the past that I was really hoping this would turn out to be fake. Damn.
Sep 4th, 2006 01:20 PM
Spectre X
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Originally Posted by Black Flag
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Originally Posted by Mockery
Of all the things to take him down in the end... a sting ray!? That's like being mauled by a koala or chewed to death by a ferret.

Truly a shame. :/

still, getting stabbed through the heart is a pretty vicious way to go
Yeah, man, he got skewered through the heart by an animal. Very few animals can even do that.

And his heart exploded.

That sounds like a pretty badass death.
Sep 4th, 2006 01:18 PM
Fathom Zero
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Originally Posted by John Stainton, Steve Irwin's Friend and Manager
"It's likely that he possibly died instantly when the barb hit him, and I don't think that he ... felt any pain."
Sep 4th, 2006 01:14 PM
ItalianStereotype
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
They said it was likely he felt no pain, though.
oh is that what they said? cause I saw that the type of wound he had indicated his death was slooooow and painful. I think he would have preferred it that way.
Sep 4th, 2006 01:07 PM
Gorlack the Destroyer I wonder why the good die young? i mean does God want to hoarde all the good people? I mean why not some evil overlord? why did he have to choose Steve? God is taking all the good from this world.
Sep 4th, 2006 12:57 PM
Fathom Zero They said it was likely he felt no pain, though.
Sep 4th, 2006 11:09 AM
Black Flag
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Originally Posted by Mockery
Of all the things to take him down in the end... a sting ray!? That's like being mauled by a koala or chewed to death by a ferret.

Truly a shame. :/

still, getting stabbed through the heart is a pretty vicious way to go
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