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Mar 1st, 2004 12:38 AM
ProfessorCool Major Spoilers


Wow, I can't believe jesus died at the end.
Feb 29th, 2004 10:10 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by Rongi
Why stop there? Why not make the bus on fire?
Because then people would think I was reviving the whole burning bush thing, and they'd start calling me a one-trick pony.
Feb 29th, 2004 09:31 PM
Emu
Re: The Oscars Thread

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Originally Posted by Drev
WTF.
WTF.
Feb 29th, 2004 08:32 PM
Drev
The Oscars Thread

WTF.
Feb 29th, 2004 08:21 PM
Rongi Why stop there? Why not make the bus on fire?
Feb 29th, 2004 08:16 PM
Anonymous And you know what would be showing on all those TVs? The Passion of Christ. For double sanctity.
Feb 29th, 2004 08:12 PM
Rongi Why that's much better
Feb 29th, 2004 08:12 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by Bobo Adobo
But he chose to die on a cross.
Booooring. If I were the son of god, I'd pick a more interesting way to die, like driving a bus into a wall of TVs.
Feb 29th, 2004 08:10 PM
Schimid Already on it, sir.
Feb 29th, 2004 08:09 PM
Rongi Schimid did you really have to make this thread ?

It's like a magnet for elitist dorks
Feb 29th, 2004 08:07 PM
Schimid SHUT UP YOU SATANIST
Feb 29th, 2004 07:58 PM
Perndog Damn you people.
Feb 29th, 2004 07:56 PM
Bobo Adobo I'm being sarcastic, I don't know much about the Bible.
Feb 29th, 2004 07:29 PM
Perndog No, he died because God told him to, even though Jesus really didn't want to die. And none of that "Jesus *was* God" bullshit. Jesus spoke to God and called him Father in the story.

Mark 14:35 And he went forward a little, and fell on the ground, and prayed that, if it were possible, the hour might pass from him.
36 And he said, Abba, Father, all things are possible unto thee; take away this cup from me: nevertheless not what I will, but what thou wilt.
Feb 29th, 2004 07:22 PM
Bobo Adobo But he chose to die on a cross.
Feb 29th, 2004 06:58 PM
Anonymous Anything except not die on a cross.
Feb 29th, 2004 05:58 PM
Bobo Adobo
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perndog

He shouldn't have been able to pick it up in the first place. Notice how exhausted his uninjured, healthy helper was by the end? A nearly dead man wouldn't have been able to begin carrying something that could wear out an able person. Jesus wasn't known for exceptional physical strength or stamina, only his ability to endure suffering.
JESUS WAS THE SON OF GOD HE COULD DO ANYTHING
Feb 29th, 2004 04:12 PM
EverythingWillSuck If something like Strip #9 happened I'd actually go pay to see it.
Feb 29th, 2004 04:03 PM
Perndog
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Originally Posted by Bobo Adobo


You did notice the part where he couldn't carry the cross anymore, right?
He shouldn't have been able to pick it up in the first place. Notice how exhausted his uninjured, healthy helper was by the end? A nearly dead man wouldn't have been able to begin carrying something that could wear out an able person. Jesus wasn't known for exceptional physical strength or stamina, only his ability to endure suffering.
Feb 29th, 2004 01:56 PM
Drew Katsikas

Oh man, right above the comics there was an ad for "Real Jewish Comedy"

What a coincidence.
Feb 29th, 2004 01:46 PM
AChimp Those are the best jokes ever.
Feb 29th, 2004 01:09 PM
James
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
FUNNY JOKES ABOUT PASSION OF THE CHRIST:

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/CHICKEM/214583

Click the arrow on the right to keep going. there's 9 of them.
I bet those are grounds for the account to be frozen. Fucking StripCreator fags.
Feb 29th, 2004 12:06 PM
Royal Tenenbaum
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Originally Posted by huond
HA, you're the idiot with the shitty movie collection. We don't care what you think.
Don't be so creative! What you just did is called "plagiarism;" you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Feb 29th, 2004 01:54 AM
ScruU2wice my friend (the uber-catholic) says that there's definitive records of jesus' ressurection outside of the bible.

He said Thomas of Assisi is that gives some

I'm too lazy to look it up, or argue back...
Feb 29th, 2004 01:50 AM
ScruU2wice WORST PLOT EVER
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