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Oct 21st, 2004 05:49 PM
YugiIsTheBomb Cute cat pics
Oct 18th, 2004 08:45 AM
FS How Madmaxian.
Oct 18th, 2004 08:37 AM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by sadie
that gif rules like you do: Alot
thank you.
Oct 18th, 2004 08:22 AM
sadie shut up. that gif rules like you do: solely in your own mind.
Oct 16th, 2004 12:48 PM
MetalMilitia hush your mouth, that .gif rules. anyway

is like 'hahaha'

^^^^ is like 'bwahaha'

What chojn said wastn even that funny i just wanted ot use the gif.
Oct 16th, 2004 12:24 PM
Helm I might now be internet flash and all that, but 700 kilobytes of what basically is a retarded version of the emoticon should get you fucking banned, asshole.
Oct 16th, 2004 10:50 AM
Anonymous I know, I know. "I'm gay."
Oct 16th, 2004 10:50 AM
Anonymous Have you considered the possibility that no-one will help you because they intensely dislike you?
Oct 16th, 2004 04:48 AM
McMock No man. I was a simba thread, yeah. But that's the past and you have to look to the future. This is the all things cat thread now. Now let's work together and make this the best cat thread the universe has ever seen!

Go go cat friends Go!
Oct 15th, 2004 08:29 PM
ziggytrix euthanasia will solve your problem.



and i don't mean for the cats
Oct 15th, 2004 03:33 PM
sadie i've still been hoping that mcmock person is a character. i mean. wtf are you asking for kitty potty-training advice in my SIMBA THREAD, you dumbarse? stfu. >:
Oct 15th, 2004 02:53 PM
executioneer wtf you "hate sarcasm"? jesus christ
Oct 15th, 2004 11:54 AM
McMock Heh, okay. Then I guess I'll make this officially 'not my problem' and leave it to another family member to take care of.

I don't mind not getting serious answers. I wasn't annoyed. You - anybody - shouldn't bother trying to read if there's sarcasm in my posts. I hate sarcasm and I've pretty much vowed never to use it again in my entire life. It's possible that occasionally, it pops up - I have used it succesfully for a long time, and I've had it used against me for as long as I can remember. But if I use it, against my will, it will never make up the bulk of my post.
Oct 15th, 2004 11:31 AM
Helm When you explicitly ask for a serious answer around here you're bound to get a lot of 'COCK! HAHA! FUCK YOU!' styled replies.

To the best of my knowledge, old cats can't be house-trained. At least not completely. Prepare to clean poop out of room corners a lot.
Oct 15th, 2004 11:27 AM
McMock Why is it that when you ask for help, everybody thinks you're some helpless sap they can start making fun of? Oh no, now I see how it works.

Thank you for this humorous intermezzo. I take it you don't have a serious answer then?
Oct 15th, 2004 11:17 AM
pjalne Show them how it's done.
Oct 15th, 2004 11:14 AM
McMock Hey, fellow cat lovers, I have a problem. We're doing some reconstruction to the house and we took out the back door with the little cat door in it, and put a large window instead. Now the cats can't go outside the shit anymore and we have to train them to start going into their litterbox. Problem is, they're used to going outside and we're not sure how to teach them. I hadn't looked into the problem yet as construction isn't finished yet, and we can afford to just leave the door open all the time - but eventually that will cease to be a possibility. How have you trained your cat to shit in a box, and has anyone ever trained an old one that had grown into the habit of going outside? (We have two cats. One so old it's almost dead, and one really young and small).

Thank you for your help, fellow cat friends.
Oct 15th, 2004 10:41 AM
MetalMilitia omg! catnip cigars!

Oct 14th, 2004 08:10 PM
executioneer as long as i dont have to kiss your arse while you're vacating
Oct 14th, 2004 12:24 PM
sadie
Quote:
There has already been a 'Post your cat's pic here' thread.
this is not a post-your-cat's-picture thread. >: this is a SIMBA thread. >: all those not in agreement that simba is the coolest cat ever can kiss my arse and vacate. >:
Oct 14th, 2004 08:32 AM
Blue I have a feral cat that is 14 and eats possums,bats and whatever else it can knock down at night. Its called sheila. Its a tabby..
Oct 14th, 2004 05:39 AM
McMock I have one like that, but it's all black with white belly, feet and neck, it's a bit fatter, and it's name is Ozzie. She's really cool. She fights everything, from shoe to old cat five times her size. I can take her, though.
Oct 14th, 2004 02:48 AM
WhiteRat

All hail Bloopsy and his concentrated urine spray. Don't leave the dryer door open!
Oct 13th, 2004 07:50 PM
Captain Goodtimes If you replace that cat with a jack russle terrier that looks like my dog.
Oct 13th, 2004 07:43 PM
executioneer was'nt
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