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| Feb 10th, 2003 06:01 PM | |||
| noob3 |
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| Feb 10th, 2003 06:00 PM | |||
| Darryl |
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| Feb 10th, 2003 05:59 PM | |||
| Malevolent |
I'm sorry, you're right. Zombies and "THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS" eat brain matter. So does that "Brain Bug" from Starship Troopers. I hear it also looks lovely splattered on walls. |
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| Feb 10th, 2003 05:55 PM | |||
| Protoclown |
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| Feb 10th, 2003 05:55 PM | |||
| noob3 | Don't you ever worry that one day, you'll have to rescue somone in a car crash, and some dude will be like exploded or totally mangled in the car? And you'll have to wade through organs to save the other dude? | ||
| Feb 10th, 2003 05:49 PM | |||
| Malevolent |
I sincerely hope that your first question was not a serious question. I hope it was just another failed attempt to be funny. Brain matter, once outside the body, is useful only for breeding maggots and other insects. As for amputations, the worst I've ever seen was a few partially amputated fingers from a snowblower accident. If somebody ever had a fully amputated limb, it would be put in a biohazard bag and that bag would be put in ice. |
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| Feb 10th, 2003 05:44 PM | |||
| noob3 |
carni have you ever had to rescue somone and you found some brains and you had to put them in the special brain container incase they needed them for later use or have you ever found like a sevred arm or something sick like you had to go to a car crash and the arm was like by the car and everyone in the car had thier arms so you had to put the arm in the special arm container freezer box incase somone was missing an arm and was keeping it a secret you know to look cool |
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| Feb 10th, 2003 05:40 PM | |||
| Helm | Anal buddy. | ||
| Feb 10th, 2003 05:14 PM | |||
| Anonymous | Why haven't the gangs killed him yet, then? | ||
| Feb 10th, 2003 08:39 AM | |||
| CastroMotorOil | I'll agree with robo that grosse pointe can bve a dangerous area if yu border detroit. Gotta love deteroit, one of the few places where if you ask for direction the answer is this "Well its over that way but you have to go around the long way, otherwise they (the gangs) will kill you." | ||
| Feb 10th, 2003 08:31 AM | |||
| Malevolent |
Just got home from work. Last call of the shift this morning was... a splinter in the foot! This things some people call an ambulance for
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| Feb 9th, 2003 10:38 PM | |||
| Ninjavenom |
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| Feb 9th, 2003 10:38 PM | |||
| Helm | Haha! If I ever decide to kill myself, I'll press someone to tell me to 'not lose my head' and then I'll blow it off with a shotgun or something. It'll be a sad day for me, but a great day for comedy. | ||
| Feb 9th, 2003 10:32 PM | |||
| whoreable |
BEST SUICIDE JOKE AROUND  ________ RHODE ISLAND MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES |
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| Feb 9th, 2003 10:30 PM | |||
| AChimp |
They always demonstrate the Jaws of Life and those cutters at the air show here. In other news, a kid at my old high school hanged himself during an argument he was having with his girlfriend on the phone. Apparently, he just said "Hang on a second." and dropped the phone.
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| Feb 9th, 2003 10:24 PM | |||
| Ninjavenom | We had a minute of silence at school recently for some asshole that crashed into a tree when he was drunk. He killed two other people, too. What an asshole. I'd like to piss in his grave. | ||
| Feb 7th, 2003 02:10 AM | |||
| Captain Robo |
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| Feb 7th, 2003 01:58 AM | |||
| Les Waste |
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| Feb 7th, 2003 01:49 AM | |||
| Captain Robo |
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| Feb 7th, 2003 01:41 AM | |||
| Les Waste |
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| Feb 7th, 2003 01:37 AM | |||
| Captain Robo |
During a field trip to the Belle Isle Aquarium, we passed a guy trying to commit suicide off one of the freeway overpasses. However, since we were on the freeway, we didn't get to see the rest. I was about 9 then... When we got to Belle Isle, the field trip was canceled because some idiot got his brains blown out with a shotgun, and the police were doing an investigation, so no fishies today. And recently, a guy walked up to another guy and randomly shot him in the chest with a shotgun... 3 blocks away from where I live, on the "Detroit" side of my area. The guy lived, but when I was renting a video from the video store nearby the shooting, some little black kids were playing with the balloons and flowers that were set up to commemerate the man who was shot... And this white guy comes by and starts yelling at them to stop playing with the 'memorial' but they don't. He proceeds towards them menacingly, but then this extremely large 'mofo' stepped out of a nearby parked car, obviously the guardian of the children... Oh, and one last death report A 16-year old kid killed another kid's father in a car accident. The son of the victim had gotten into a fight with me earlier in the year (I won, by the way). Details are still sketchy, but apparently, the father was walking from behind a garbage truck that was stupidly parked in the middle of the street (This morning, one of those shitmobiles was parked right outside our driveway, and I couldn't get to school until they moved their lazy asses) Grosse Pointe is a dangerous place. If you ever visit, wear a gun and show it off. |
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| Feb 7th, 2003 01:25 AM | |||
| Malevolent | The jaws are not all that interesting to see in action. You basically shove them in a crack and they open it up. The cutters they use to remove the roof are far cooler. | ||
| Feb 7th, 2003 01:13 AM | |||
| sadie |
when i was working as a reporter before i started teaching, i had to go out in the freezing rain to cover a wreck. this 16-year-old girl had wrapped her car around a tree. she was still alive but unconscious, and they had to break out the JAWS OF LIFE. it didn't chop her in half, but she died hours later anyways. i felt so dirty taking pictures of the whole thing.
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| Feb 7th, 2003 12:10 AM | |||
| Malevolent |
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| Feb 6th, 2003 11:53 PM | |||
| Evil Robot |
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