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Jul 21st, 2003 02:11 PM
AChimp OMG. It's like spring.
Jul 21st, 2003 02:08 PM
Anonymous ssa

I was going to laugh at that comment anyway. :< I think i'm starting to like ssa :<
Jul 21st, 2003 06:24 AM
sadie omg. chojin, will you please keep your lady in line?
Jul 20th, 2003 10:50 PM
MLE royal tenenbaum
Jul 20th, 2003 12:39 PM
Royal Tenenbaum GET BACK TOGETHER WITH HIM YOU STUPID BITCH!
Jul 20th, 2003 12:09 PM
UP_SHUT This is an old post. I broke up with him already, dammit.

LET IT GO
Jul 20th, 2003 06:36 AM
Professor Cool Im sure if she used "THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY" to get revenge, I bet you be all up for it .

UP_SHUT: The guy is a douchebag, confront him then move on.
Jul 19th, 2003 08:08 PM
Elecman.exe Actually, you have no need to get revenge. It is clear that he is a possessive man and by you leaving him would be revenge enough because men like that believe they have a right to own as many people as they please, and the break down when they find out they are not in control of the setup that they have created. Just ditch him and be done with it
Jul 6th, 2003 12:02 PM
shithousepoet
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Call up the show Cheaters, and they spy on him. You can confront him if he is cheating, and then you can hit him and shit, and the Cheaters people protect you.
Cheaters is funny as hell, i like to watch it, especially when 2 dudes beat the living fuck out of each-other over the the girl.
Jul 1st, 2003 11:27 PM
Cap'n Crunch Call up the show Cheaters, and they spy on him. You can confront him if he is cheating, and then you can hit him and shit, and the Cheaters people protect you. :/
Jul 1st, 2003 11:20 PM
Ooner If you haven't talked to him in 2 weeks and he doesn't answer your calls anymore, he probably isn't your boyfriend. Or at least shouldn't be.

You've been dumped, top secret style. Move on.

*shrug*
Jul 1st, 2003 11:23 AM
Helm sadie
Jul 1st, 2003 08:16 AM
sadie helm.
Jun 30th, 2003 09:29 PM
Jeanette X Well then I suppose you'd better pay him a little visit.
Jun 30th, 2003 08:15 PM
UP_SHUT Everytime I call him he doesn't pick up. Its not like I've been badgering him about it, either...

Jesus christ. this story sounds like a cheezy rap song, minus the yos whazzups and dawgs.
Jun 30th, 2003 07:02 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Sam teh Gay Furry

Sounds like Jeanette has done that type of thing before. I'd cry if a girl yelled at me like that.
Well no...but I would if I was in a similair situation. Besides, I was half-joking. I would calmly as possible give him the chance to explain before I turned in a banshee.

Up Shut: Why haven't you called him? Why does it just have to be him calling you?
Jun 30th, 2003 06:54 PM
Royal Tenenbaum It doesn't even sound like you like him. :/ Forget about the asshole and find a nice guy.
Jun 30th, 2003 06:27 PM
Sam
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Burst into his home unannounced, and scream at the top of your lungs like a crazed gorgon at him that he will either A. Start explaining or B. Prepare to have his eyes ripped out with your nails and his balls kicked so hard that they end up in his throat. Storm around his home, searching for evidence. Be sure to wear your hair loose, it makes you look even more scary.
*door flies open, and what appears to be a wild banshee stands in the doorway*
"What the fu..."
"START EXPLAINING YOU SNIVELING SACK OF SHIT! WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS?! I KNOW YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME, YOU NEEDLE-DICKED SLIME TOAD! WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T START TALKING RIGHT NOW!"
Sounds like Jeanette has done that type of thing before. I'd cry if a girl yelled at me like that.
Jun 30th, 2003 06:42 AM
Helm I know! Try suicide as a way to get back to him. I'm sure he'll be devastated.
Jun 30th, 2003 06:38 AM
Rachelle As a small part of your revenge I suggest, planting cress in his car, his house everywhere. Just lightly water any soft surface, drop and nice big handful of cress seeds and in a day or so he'll have a cress field in his car. Men are fucks, I hate them
Jun 30th, 2003 05:44 AM
FS Sounds like a healthy relationship.
Jun 30th, 2003 01:37 AM
UP_SHUT I tried that but I scared his penis. It got too excited then threw up and died
Jun 30th, 2003 01:31 AM
CaptainBubba Blow him. Works every time. :voiceofnoexperience
Jun 30th, 2003 01:13 AM
Jeanette X Burst into his home unannounced, and scream at the top of your lungs like a crazed gorgon at him that he will either A. Start explaining or B. Prepare to have his eyes ripped out with your nails and his balls kicked so hard that they end up in his throat. Storm around his home, searching for evidence. Be sure to wear your hair loose, it makes you look even more scary.
*door flies open, and what appears to be a wild banshee stands in the doorway*
"What the fu..."
"START EXPLAINING YOU SNIVELING SACK OF SHIT! WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME FOR TWO FUCKING WEEKS?! I KNOW YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME, YOU NEEDLE-DICKED SLIME TOAD! WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T START TALKING RIGHT NOW!"
Jun 30th, 2003 12:43 AM
James This story is THRILLING!
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