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Aug 11th, 2003 02:13 PM
placebo009 "WHORES DON'T GET A SECOND CHANCE!" - little kid from "Identity", the movie we paid $1.50 for and still bitch about to this day
Aug 4th, 2003 03:05 PM
Spectre X
Quote:
Originally Posted by timrpgland
Butterfinger: Do you want me to rape them?

HUDSON HAWK


"But how did you get out of tht car alive?" "Airbags can you FUCKING BELIEVE IT!?!?!"
Aug 4th, 2003 12:58 PM
timrpgland Butterfinger: Do you want me to rape them?

HUDSON HAWK
Aug 2nd, 2003 08:37 AM
Spectre X "One man, fate has made indestructable. His nmae: Captain Scarlet..."

from the Captain Scarlet tv show.
Aug 2nd, 2003 08:11 AM
executioneer
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"Hey, when you guys are done making out, I've got some ass-kicking for you!" (Betty, Kung Pow)
"Hey, when you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass-kicking for you!"

-willie
Aug 1st, 2003 05:09 PM
El Blanco "I killed your cat, you druggy bitch. I thought it would bring closure to our relationship."

"We're kind of like 7-11. we may not be doing bussiness, but we're always open."

"What's this 'they' shit? This isn't a movie."

"There's nine bodies, genius. What the fuck were you going to do, laught the last three to death, FUNNYMAN?!?!?!"

All from Boondock Saints
Aug 1st, 2003 04:59 PM
Schimid "Hey, when you guys are done making out, I've got some ass-kicking for you!" (Betty, Kung Pow)

Did I butcher it?
Aug 1st, 2003 01:22 PM
Comrade Rocket "Your teminated, Fucker." Sarah C. Teminator
Jul 31st, 2003 11:26 AM
executioneer "It's like getting a scalp massage... from Lucifer."

"Would you like some of my sex... with me?"

ps shouldn't this be in the movies & tv forum :/

-willie
Jul 31st, 2003 11:13 AM
KILLADEUCE
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Also in falling down in the fast food place when the lady spits up her hambuger and is all like "GAAAA" I laughed a good bit.
HAHAHAh i remember that one...

"Murdock.... MURDOCK.... I'm Coming for you!!!"

(Guess what that one is from )

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"Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion...

Ferris: ...it is his fault he didn't lock the garage"
Jul 31st, 2003 08:44 AM
BlueOatmeal "Now your gonna die in that stupid little hat!"
Defenz-Falling Down

Also in falling down in the fast food place when the lady spits up her hambuger and is all like "GAAAA" I laughed a good bit.

"I had to shake the weasel"
Delores-Who Framed Roger Rabbit

"I just can't stay mad at that monkey"
Randell- Clerks the cartoon
Jul 30th, 2003 01:20 AM
crash0814 Damn it, I had just started a similar thread, and now someone has to bring back an old one and ruin it. Fuck you all!
Jul 30th, 2003 12:32 AM
FeuerAffe "I'm in a remedial high school art class for fuck-ups and retards." (Ghost World)
Jul 29th, 2003 10:48 PM
Eric_Draven I'd say the entire Crow movie series is full of damn good quotes that can be used for every day life!
May 3rd, 2003 02:54 AM
Spectre X "Eat my justice!" - The Tick.
May 2nd, 2003 06:33 PM
AChimp "Dammit, Jim!"
- Dr. McCoy
May 2nd, 2003 04:46 PM
tenno GAME OVER MAN!
May 1st, 2003 01:08 PM
Spectre X "Why are all these people flying through the air? And where's Dogbert? And why do I have the feeling these two things are somehow related?" - Dilbert, Dilbert.
May 1st, 2003 07:38 AM
Spectre X "I'll swallow your soul!" "Come get some." - Ash and the Mallwitch from AoD.

"I'm sorry lady but I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave this store." "Who the hell are you?!" "Name's Ash. Housewares." - Ash and Mallwitch from AoD.
Apr 28th, 2003 07:07 AM
Grazzt How about the clone yourself to fuck yourself quote from Sixth Day? I forget what it exactly is.
Apr 28th, 2003 03:42 AM
CastroMotorOil Pub Lover, finally someone else who has seen Red Dwarf!, do you by any chance watch Lexx as well, i have yet to find a fellow Leex watcher here.

"I am your father"-If you do not know kill yourself

"Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational, battle, station- The Emperor, Return of the Jedi. the emperor is pure evil when he says those lines.

"The dead do not poo, Stanley" -Kai, Lexx

"I worship His Shadow"- Lexx movie, of the same name.

"Oh Mr. Gideon, you are not paying ATTENTION!"- The Crow

"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die" Goldfinger, Goldfinger

"There is no fighting allowed in here, this is the War Room!"- The president, Dr. Stranglelove

"LETS HIDE"- Arnold in The Sixth Day, pure hilarity

"I'll be back" again if you do not know, shoot yourself with a nerf gun.
Apr 28th, 2003 01:53 AM
Jebus "My nipples look like milk duds!"
Apr 27th, 2003 10:21 PM
Grazzt "Evil will always win because good is dumb." - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
Apr 26th, 2003 09:35 PM
HickMan "What if we build a large badger?" Sir Bourimere, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Hey everybody!" "Hey Norm!" Norm and friends, Cheers.

"Hey you guys!" Sloth, The Goonies.

"Just how far does the rabbit hole go?" Morphius, The Matrix.

''I'll make you an offer you can't refuse." Vito, The Godfather.

"Take off eh?!" Bob and Doug McKenzie, Strange Brew.
Apr 13th, 2003 09:56 PM
The_Rorschach "Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!" Tony Montana
- Scarface

"Listen Roc, did anybody see ye?" Connor MacManus
"Fuck man, I might as well have gone around postin' flyers. Right out in public man" Rocco
"Liberatin' i'n't it?" Murphey
"LETS FUCKIN GO" Connor MacManus
-The Boondock Saints

"Johnny Fontane will never get that movie. I don't care how many dego, wop, guinea, greaseball goombas come out of the woodwork." Jack Woltz
"I'm German-Irish." Tom Hagen
"Well, let me tell you something, my kraut, mick friend. I'm gonna make so much trouble for you you won't know what hit you." Jack Woltz
-The Godfather

"The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless psycho, fucked-up butcher." Fenster
-The Usual Suspects

"I'm an angel. I kill first-borns while their mamas watch. I turn cities to salt." Angel Gabriel (CHRISTOPHER WALKEN)
-The Prophecy

edit: Nearly forgot:

"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" Cody Jarrett
-White Heat
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