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Oct 27th, 2006 07:27 PM
RectalWart What's a Gorlack? 'Tisn't me. :/
Oct 27th, 2006 07:19 PM
zeldasbiggestfan I was thinking that this asshole is Gorlack.
Oct 27th, 2006 06:10 PM
Grislygus Why? What makes you think we won't see the exact same thing a few weeks from now? Remember Gorlack?
Oct 27th, 2006 04:37 PM
RaNkeri thread back ups?
Oct 27th, 2006 04:27 PM
zeldasbiggestfan Hahahahaha choke on cock!
Oct 27th, 2006 04:05 PM
RectalWart Poor Zeldasfag! His poor shredded dick isn't even 2 inches long! I'm so sorry, my brother!
Oct 27th, 2006 03:55 PM
zeldasbiggestfan At least my dick isnt 2 inches long you needledick prick.
Oct 27th, 2006 03:53 PM
RectalWart Dood!

At least my dick isn't shredded.
Oct 27th, 2006 03:53 PM
Misdemonar you two make me lol, lol.
Oct 27th, 2006 03:51 PM
zeldasbiggestfan Shut the fuck up already and kill yourself.
Oct 27th, 2006 03:50 PM
RectalWart I could go SO many ways with this, but no...brotherhood of man and all that shit. I'll take the high road.
Oct 27th, 2006 03:48 PM
zeldasbiggestfan Around the base and under. Today I realized its not one its TWO. They meet. It kind of looks like a red enflamed wishbone.
Oct 27th, 2006 03:34 PM
RaNkeri So where did you exactly manage to rip off your skin? From the upper crotch area, or from the shaft?
Oct 27th, 2006 03:13 PM
zeldasbiggestfan No it wasnt but that was.
Oct 27th, 2006 12:51 PM
Schimid
Oct 27th, 2006 12:13 PM
executioneer ha! ha!
Oct 27th, 2006 12:09 PM
Azrael
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Originally Posted by Schimid
Did you freak out too? I had no idea what it was and it hurt really bad, and then eventually I squeezed it really gently, it just popped and I laughed really hard.

Just leave it alone for a while; if you have to squeeze so much it hurts, it's not ready. Treat it like any other pimple and you'll be up lickety split!
So the kids are calling Genital Herpes "pimples" these days huh?
Oct 27th, 2006 11:28 AM
Schimid Did you freak out too? I had no idea what it was and it hurt really bad, and then eventually I squeezed it really gently, it just popped and I laughed really hard.

Just leave it alone for a while; if you have to squeeze so much it hurts, it's not ready. Treat it like any other pimple and you'll be up lickety split!
Oct 27th, 2006 06:14 AM
liquidstatik
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Originally Posted by Schimid
LOL once i had a pimple on the side of mine

no joke
I have one of those now. :[
Oct 27th, 2006 06:09 AM
WhiteRat
Re: Oh my God

This thread is great. It's like two chubby retards fighting over a bucket of unprocessed hog lard.
Oct 26th, 2006 11:04 PM
Grislygus I think it sounds perfectly plausible, mainly because I suspect it also involved steel wool and sodomy.
Oct 26th, 2006 11:00 PM
Yggdrasill Your story is full of holes mister.

Just how weird was that position? I mean i've done all kinds of things to friends and even if my penis was out I never got it caught in anything.
Oct 26th, 2006 09:40 PM
zeldasbiggestfan I would cringe and close my legs at that but I would hurt myself.
Oct 26th, 2006 09:38 PM
Schimid LOL once i had a pimple on the side of mine

no joke
Oct 26th, 2006 09:36 PM
Chojin dictionary.com
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