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| Jun 8th, 2003 02:59 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
What a fantastic thread this turned out to be :o Quote:
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| Jun 3rd, 2003 10:50 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
You all should consider yourselves fortunate. In South Korea, the shitters are an oval-shaped basin inset into the floor. Bad if the previous poopers had bad aim or was experiencing intestinal discomfort. Good if you want to snare a few squares from the unwilling squatter in the next stall. 
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| Jun 3rd, 2003 10:30 AM | ||
| AChimp |
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| Jun 3rd, 2003 09:49 AM | ||
| Mockery |
And if he wanted them to pee on each other, he'd put them in a very small room with lots and lots of apple jooce. 
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| Jun 3rd, 2003 09:42 AM | ||
| FS |
And if he wanted men to pee sitting down, he would've broken their kneecaps. 
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| Jun 3rd, 2003 09:19 AM | ||
| sadie | if god had wanted women to pee standing up, he would've made 'em with penii. | |
| Jun 3rd, 2003 08:45 AM | ||
| Darryl |
I am strangely aroused.
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| Jun 2nd, 2003 08:22 PM | ||
| mischief |
Some old lady with bad gas got into the stall next to mine today at the mall.
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| Jun 2nd, 2003 07:58 PM | ||
| Carnivore | There wouldn't be an issue if all guys followed the rules. Always maintain the maximum distance from other guys peeing. If there are five urinals and a guy is using the fifth one, you use the first. If he's using the third, use the first or fifth. If you have to use a urinal immediately next to another guy, keep your eyes forward. No talking. It's a simple code and it should be posted in public restrooms. | |
| Jun 2nd, 2003 09:00 AM | ||
| kellychaos |
Somebody needs a "Spice Channel" subscription. 
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| Jun 2nd, 2003 06:36 AM | ||
| Cybernetico |
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| Jun 2nd, 2003 05:56 AM | ||
| FS |
You should try one of those "pee-funnels" they make for women now, if they're available over there too. There's a three-day music festival I attend nearly every year where there's a big demonstration booth for the things. Funnels of plastic or cardboard so women can easily pee standing up at a urinal. Incidentally, I have no problem whipping out the works at a urinal, I just clench up involuntarily if I have to stand next to guys at an open urinal, and even moreso at one of those pissing troughs. |
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| Jun 1st, 2003 11:08 PM | ||
| Jeanette X | I wasn't even aware that I could until I discovered this. I typed in "woman peeing standing up" just so I could find something funny to add and found this. I will update you when and if I am able to figure out how to do it. | |
| Jun 1st, 2003 11:06 PM | ||
| whoreable | I would like to tthink that if I was a girl, I would master the art of peeing standing up at a very young age. | |
| Jun 1st, 2003 10:58 PM | ||
| Anonymous | girls aren't supposed to touch themselves down there! | |
| Jun 1st, 2003 10:52 PM | ||
| Mockery |
 Damn Jeanette, now I want a vagina just so I can try that to see if it's really possible. |
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| Jun 1st, 2003 09:18 PM | ||
| Rongi |
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| Jun 1st, 2003 09:13 PM | ||
| Ninjavenom |
You shouldn't be whipping your wang out next to another man unless you're planning a swordfight.
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| Jun 1st, 2003 08:46 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
I am strangely aroused.
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| Jun 1st, 2003 08:41 PM | ||
| mischief |
Holy schmolies Xena chick, I've always wanted to know how to do that! that rocks 
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| Jun 1st, 2003 08:36 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
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For the other women here, here's something you might want to learn for when there are no clean toilet facilities available. http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html A Woman's Guide to Peeing Standing Up  1.Wash or wipe your hands clean with a moist towellette. 2. Adjust clothing. Pants should be pulled down in front a few inches. Skirts should be lifted. Underwear should be pulled down at the waistband or move the fabric at the crotch to one side. 3. Wipe your labia area clean. 4. Using either hand, make a “V” with your first and second finger and spread the inside of your labia minora. (the INNER lips) 5. Beginners may want to try using the fingers from both hands for better control. 6. Lift to the desired angle, then pee. (If you don’t spread and lift, it could run down your leg.) 7. Wipe your labia if necessary. 8. Wash your hands and you’re done! Emily writes: Fabulous page I’ve stumbled on! I am 24 years old and single. Since I first started wearing jeans (my favourite garment!) I have worked on overcoming a woman’s problem, namely how to pee without having to pull your pants down and squat. I also developed a method which enables me to pee through the open zip of my jeans as conveniently as a man. It comes down to a strong start and a rapid shut-off finish (i.e. no dribbling). My technique is simple. At first I pinch myself shut until the pressure builds up, then as the stream starts to die, I push to keep maximum flow, then I can stop it fairly suddenly. From the age of 16 I have had this down to a fine art, never leaving more than the odd spot on my clothes. Gabrielle writes... Here’s a little about women using men’s urinals (my personal experiences). I usually pee standing up in any location, and can use just about any type of men’s urinal with ease. I stand with my feet slightly apart, about shoulder width, and my pants and panties pulled down to my knees. I lean back slightly at the waist, with some arch in my back. When I start to pee, I push hard to start a strong stream, and push again at the end to keep the stream up until I’m done. I find that I have good control over where the stream goes, and it’s a pretty clean process. Sometimes I dribble a little when I’m finishing up, but not too often. Most of the time I don’t even need to wipe when I’m done. If I’m wearing pants with a long enough zipper, I just unzip, pull my panties aside, and go through the fly. Once while doing this outside, another woman asked if I had a penis. She asked how I could urinate standing up without making a mess. My, what our mothers never taught us!! Gabrielle writes more... regarding drips: I don’t really have any problems with drips, as I said, I can often get away without even having to wipe when I go standing up. I always seem to need a wipe when I go sitting down, however. Perhaps the lack of drips is due to 1)the fact that I give a hard push to get the last of the flow out as I stop, or 2) the fact that women simply have less length of plumbing between the bladder and urethra to contain urine, making it easier to drain completely. Regarding aim: It wasn’t great when I started peeing while standing on a regular basis (probably 10 years ago), but it has improved over time. I am now precise enough that I can go through the fly in a pair of jeans. Aiming and stream control are accomplished mostly with the hips. When learning, a good technique is to place your hands against your lower abdomen, on the pubic hair triangle. By pressing with either hand your stream can be angled. By pulling up or pressing with both hands you can point the stream upward. Try this in the shower where it doesn’t matter if you are sloppy the first few times. Eventually you may become good enough to be able to write your name in the snow. (yes I’ve done this!) Hope this insight helps. Lisa writes: My secret to peeing without exposing myself is to press the edges of my jeans around my labia so that it actually protrudes through the fly. Then I’ll spread the lips slightly. Pinch and pull up on the pants opening in order to direct the stream out front. Sometimes I get a few drops on my jeans when finishing, but it sure beats going the traditional way. |
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| Jun 1st, 2003 08:28 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat |
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| Jun 1st, 2003 05:52 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
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| Jun 1st, 2003 05:28 PM | ||
| AChimp | No, you clog-wearing fool! I leave all the weird fetishes to you Europeans. :P | |
| Jun 1st, 2003 04:46 PM | ||
| FS | AChimp, are you saying you associate urination with sexuality? :/ | |
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