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Aug 7th, 2020 07:53 PM
Tadao The Ice Cream Truck is playing "O Christmas Tree. O Christmas Tree" I fucking hate this guy.
Aug 6th, 2020 03:23 PM
Tadao No, but the creeps are out!
Aug 6th, 2020 01:45 PM
Colonel Flagg
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Someone just drove an Ice Cream truck up my street. It's like twice the size of the old one.

I haven't seen an Ice Cream truck in a decade or more. It's creepy.
I just saw an old ice cream truck rumbling down the street just outside of my neighborhood. Do you live near me now?
Jul 31st, 2020 01:23 PM
Tadao Also Cheech and Chong Nice Dreams did it.

Jul 31st, 2020 01:23 PM
Chojin in places like Colorado, though?
Jul 31st, 2020 01:22 PM
Tadao I think it's still against fed law. So there is probably a high risk of Drug trafficking if you are mobile. I think that one comes with a giant punishment.
Jul 31st, 2020 12:42 PM
Chojin i wonder if it would be possible to open a mobile pot dispensary in an ice cream truck with an appropriate jingle. i mean legally, not the side hustle most ice cream men are actually up to.

and if so, why hasn't anyone done it

aside from the obvious lack of motivation
Jul 31st, 2020 12:25 PM
Tadao When I lived in a Hippy beach town, I wanted to get an Ice Cream truck that played Grateful Dead and we only sold Ben and Jerry's. It probably would have made money.
Jul 31st, 2020 12:20 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Someone just drove an Ice Cream truck up my street. It's like twice the size of the old one.

I haven't seen an Ice Cream truck in a decade or more. It's creepy.
i've kinda always wanted an ice cream truck

think of all the things you could keep cold

ice cream, for example
Jul 30th, 2020 10:03 PM
captain516
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
I too hate everyone on social media for many similar reasons. Everyone is either saccharinely good-natured because they don't want to offend their begrudgingly-friended Aunt Betsy, OR they're self-appointed presidents of the Woke Club.
You're lucky. My experience is all of the above plus people trying to hard to sound cool or edgy (so basically Guitar Woman).

In retrospect I was really lucky to be around a pre-social media internet. Sites like this and Newgrounds were a blast.
Jul 30th, 2020 03:52 PM
Tadao Someone just drove an Ice Cream truck up my street. It's like twice the size of the old one.

I haven't seen an Ice Cream truck in a decade or more. It's creepy.
Jul 30th, 2020 02:57 PM
Esuohlim I too hate everyone on social media for many similar reasons. Everyone is either saccharinely good-natured because they don't want to offend their begrudgingly-friended Aunt Betsy, OR they're self-appointed presidents of the Woke Club.
Jul 30th, 2020 03:10 AM
Chojin for me:

i hate everyone on social media. my friends and colleagues routinely reveal they're the most gullible retards alive, form strong opinions about things they don't begin to understand, think they're daring and brave for having the safest "takes" possible, etc. and if i'm going to be an asshole to people, it should probably be somewhere else.

also i liked this forum


see also: wtf else are we doing in 2020; let's resurrect vbulletin
Jul 29th, 2020 11:46 PM
Esuohlim But seriously what suddenly brought some of the attention back here?
Jul 29th, 2020 11:45 PM
Esuohlim Turning off registrations was Rog's last resort to combat spambots

But since all the bots are too busy meddling in our elections we should be good these days
Jul 29th, 2020 10:39 PM
Tadao
Jul 29th, 2020 10:29 PM
Chojin also registrations are back on

i assume someone will tell me if that wasn't ok to do, but i can't imagine why at this point
Jul 29th, 2020 10:19 PM
Chojin lmao trying to turn the pickle/upboat system back on and came across this in the admin panel

Jul 29th, 2020 10:14 PM
Chojin i assume you were upset that someone beat you to it
Jul 29th, 2020 01:18 PM
zeldasbiggestfan I don't know who, but a number of years ago now someone posted a link of a bunch of pony toys that some guy kept cumming on. It was really upsetting and was also my introduction to bronies
Jul 29th, 2020 12:58 PM
Tadao He was at the front lines, that much is known.
Jul 28th, 2020 10:31 PM
Pentegarn
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Was Willie the first casualty of the great soy wars?
That depends on if bronies were considered part of the overall war or just a Boston Tea Party event that heralded it
Jul 28th, 2020 08:14 PM
Chojin Was Willie the first casualty of the great soy wars?
Jul 28th, 2020 08:12 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
she likes pinkie pie
SHE IS NOT THE TRUE DEMOGRAPHIC PONIES ARE FOR US MIDDLE AGED MEN
Jul 28th, 2020 07:46 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
He blocked me on FB a long time ago. It was over the German scientist that wore a shirt with sexy ladies on it.
I remember Dick Masterson having a funny pun about this on Biggest Problem in the Universe but I forget what that pun is

Also I am too lazy too look the pun up
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