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Jul 13th, 2009 02:02 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost He's taking the easy way out.
Jul 13th, 2009 10:42 AM
Zhukov So I hear Kim has life threatening cancer now. I always figured he would face an international court of such for crimes against humanity or something. I guess not.
Jul 12th, 2009 10:40 PM
Colonel Flagg Here's to good commies
Tonight it's kinda dark now
The beer is perfect
Must enjoy or we'll go to jail
So tonight, tonight
Let it be Kim Jong Il Ale
Jul 11th, 2009 03:40 PM
VaporTrailx1 That commercial sums up what global TV would be like if the Nazis won the war.
Jul 10th, 2009 09:22 PM
Evil Robot They always made that, it's just the first time they had a spot for it on thier state run commie-vision. They also make a car called "Whistle" which boast a dash mounted clock and a state approved radio. It is a copy of a fiat and you can bet his beer is a copy from a DPRK worker getting a job in a japanese plant.
Jul 10th, 2009 06:26 PM
DevilWearsPrada hahahah this is just like animal farm
Jul 10th, 2009 05:33 PM
Ant10708 Dimnos: it won't sell well outside of the 600 or so rich elitists in the country because the majority of the citizens don't have money for the simplest types of food let alone for beer.

I'm sure they are already hallucinating plenty from malnourishment

I wish I had an entire country enslaved so I could open my own brewery
Jul 10th, 2009 03:30 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost survival of the Il'est.
Jul 10th, 2009 02:58 PM
Tadao Makes me wanna load up Final Fantasy 7
Jul 10th, 2009 02:48 PM
Il Beer!

Kim Jong Il, the Dear Leader, has started producing his own beer.

Taedong River Beer is the pride of Pyongyang! It has a 3 minute commercial block but seeing as most Norks are to poor to own a TV Im not sure how much good it will do. Then again living in a crappy country with a total dick for a leader for life and this being the ONLY beer available I doubt they will be that hard to sell.

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