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| Nov 21st, 2004 11:52 AM | |||
| Anonymous | Indeed, it's a sad day for democracy. | ||
| Nov 21st, 2004 11:50 AM | |||
| Lotida |
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| Nov 21st, 2004 11:48 AM | |||
| Anonymous | Post deleted, Zekey banned. | ||
| Nov 21st, 2004 04:54 AM | |||
| Anonymous |
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 ) will be taking over for me for awhile though.Please refer to either of them for all your insult needs, or just be yourself. |
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| Nov 21st, 2004 12:33 AM | |||
| Phunman | What the fuck is gong on? I see no Phun whatsoever in this room. DO i need to crank up the Iron Maiden and send EDDIE To talke control. | ||
| Nov 20th, 2004 01:58 PM | |||
| Anonymous |
meathead. good one. terra. |
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| Nov 20th, 2004 08:10 AM | |||
| Terra |
 It took that fucking long to figure that out, MEATHEAD? Welcome to the third grade! Now do everybody a favor and turn the light off with your tongue when you leave the room, fucktard.
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| Nov 20th, 2004 12:15 AM | |||
| MEATMAN |
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And it's 'ass rimmer.' |
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| Nov 19th, 2004 08:11 PM | |||
| Imadjinn |
Wait, Mad Max has left?! Aw man. Mobody typed 'fucktard' like he did. Looks like there is only one logical course of action... 
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| Nov 19th, 2004 04:03 PM | |||
| Ftang Ftang Olay OLay | i believe it is fuckity 'fucktards' not fuctards speak english i implore you | ||
| Nov 19th, 2004 04:02 PM | |||
| Terra |
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| Nov 19th, 2004 03:59 PM | |||
| Terra |
My Manlove has left for the time being. That means all of your collective fucktard asses are MINE! You fuckity fuctards.
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| Nov 19th, 2004 03:58 PM | |||
| Ftang Ftang Olay OLay |
i don't i just read all the bits with bloodspill and death 
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| Nov 19th, 2004 03:56 PM | |||
| MEATMAN |
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| Nov 19th, 2004 03:50 PM | |||
| Big Papa Goat |
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| Nov 19th, 2004 03:40 PM | |||
| Terra |
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That part? Edited.
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| Nov 19th, 2004 02:57 PM | |||
| Ftang Ftang Olay OLay |
hang on what happened to me getting shot then falling spectacually over a balcony and trashing a cop car??? |
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| Nov 19th, 2004 12:16 PM | |||
| Terra |
That was GOLD, Max!!! One for the archives! You still reign as the King of Word smithing and though your absence will be sorely missed, I'll be carrying on with your work, babe. Thank you for the foundation you've laid.
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| Nov 19th, 2004 01:21 AM | |||
| ZekeySpaceyLizard |
      
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| Nov 19th, 2004 01:01 AM | |||
| ThisIsWitty | I saw Chojin at the mall today. It was crazy. | ||
| Nov 19th, 2004 12:24 AM | |||
| Dynamic Dustin M. |
You know... If I had Tourette's Syndrome and I cussed all the time, this would probably be funny. No wait... It wouldn't. Grow up Max. |
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| Nov 19th, 2004 12:11 AM | |||
| Emu | You're not funny anymore. Please let yourself die already. thx | ||
| Nov 19th, 2004 12:10 AM | |||
| Anonymous |
BAD DAY AT I-MOCK “GODDAMN IT MAX GIVE THE FUCK UP! YOU’RE NOT GOING TO WIN THIS ONE!” Chojin shouted through the bullhorn. “FUCK OFF FUCKTARD!” Max said as bullets fired from his assault rifle, nearly killing Chojin as he quickly ducked down. “You know this fucking massacre is your fucking fault Chojin, you kept letting that crazy sonofabitch slide!” McClain said. “Shut the fuck up! I though he could be rehabilitated!” Chojin retorted. “Rehabilitated?! Do I need to go down a fucking list of all the fucking demented shit he’s done? He eviscerated SpectreX and shoved a fucking pair of clogs up his ass. Retro was found dead behind a gay bar with the words FAG carved into his head! They fucking found Milhouse with his cock cut off and shoved down his fucking throat a week ago! Sethomas was found lying in the fucking street drained of his own fucking blood! “I thought he killed himself.” “Yeah but Max rolled him in dog shit and dumped him in front of the fucking police station and drove off laughing! He’s fucking MOCKED us for too fucking long! He’s been killing and everyone’s been letting it go. He gets off on a fucking technicality all the fucking time! When I WAS in charge of this squad…” “Yeah, but you ain’t so shut the fuck up! I’m telling you something changed. He usually would go quietly back to the insane asylum. He just doesn’t seem to care anymore, not even about his OWN life.” “How many motherfuckers are you gonna let this asshole kill?” Meanwhile… The faces of bound and gagged hostages could only give looks of horror of the scene as Helm lay bleeding strapped to a chair. “Fuck off you cunt!” Helm said barely breathing, as another punch came to his head. “Hehehehehehehe!” Terra said. Punching him again then snuggling into Max’s arms. “That’s it! Mmm I love you so much baby!” Mad Max said kissing Terra. “You fuckers are gonna pay for this sick shit.” “You hear that Terra? We’re gonna pay.” “I believe the bitch boy has forgotten where he’s at.” Terra remarked. “Yes. The same happened with that fucktard over there….and over there…and over there! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” Mad Max laughed pointing to disfigured faces of his other hostages. “Maybe we should hack this one up, and make a sundress out of his skin; I’ve wanted a new outfit.” “Is that what you want baby? I can start peeling him real nice…” “Oh god I love it when you’re so sadistic!” Terra said licking Max’s face. “Oh fuck will you two just fucking kill me and get it over with? Do your fucking worst! I’m not fucking afraid of you or your fucking bitch!” Helm said defiantly. “Oooo! This one’s fierce! Think we got time to torture him?” “Yeah, Chojin’s out there. He’s trying to calm some of those fucking pigs out there down, he wants this to end peacefully, feh. Not in this lifetime.” Meanwhile… “That’s it I’m going in.” Chojin said. “Are you totally fucking mad?! He’ll kill you, and then decimate your corpse!” “No he won’t I’ve always been able to reason with him somewhat, besides he’s got Helm in there, and a bunch of other hostages in there. MAYBE I can get everyone else out alive.” McClain looked at Chojin disapprovingly. “Alright, but me, Boogie and Mew are going in with every fucking VET we have on the fucking force if there’s any sign of trouble!” Chojin nodded and picked up the bullhorn. “MAD MAX I’M COMING IN UNARMED. DON’T SHOOT.” “Fucktard wants to talk! Ha Ha!” “Kill him! Kill him! You got a clear shot!” Terra said. “Not yet. This might be good for a laugh… OKAY FUCKTARD. BUT YOU TRY ANYTHING AND YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD! Terra, baby keep that fucking butcher knife next to that fucktard’s throat. If anything weird happens slit that fucker open like a fucking pig.” “Mmm with pleasure.” Terra said driving the knife closer to Helm’s throat causing bleeding at this point. As Chojin walked in the door, Mad Max held the rifle to his head. “Alright fucktard, what do you have to say and if you fucking piss me off, BLAM! Your fucking brains splatter up against that wall just like Captain Bubba over there.” “Max you need to fucking give up. They’re calling for your blood out there. There’s a fucking lynch mob ready to string you up then drag your corpse through the fucking town.” “Shit, those fucktards couldn’t stop me, even if they tried.” “They WILL stop you, alright? This isn’t a fucking video game or Grandtheft Auto or some shit! They ARE going to stop you. What the fuck is up with you, you actually looked like you might be making progress in the asylum. And aren’t you supposed to be Mr. Loner, what the fuck are you doing with this…” “Watch it there fucktard.” Mad Max said jamming the barrel into Chojin’s head. “…woman. Is THAT why you’ve been acting totally BUGFUCK CRAZY? It’s like you can’t even be reasoned with anymore. Hell in the beginning I almost didn’t mind you taking down some of the scum you focused on, pedophiles like Fartinmowler or Kellychaos. But you’re even fucking killing babies and NEWborns now!” “You mean like this fucktard?” Mad Max calmly and quickly turned his rifle to MetalMilitia and shot him in the chest. Terra laughed. “GODDAMNIT FUCKING STOP THIS INSANITY! IT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY!” Chojin yelled holding his ears as the rifle fixed back onto him. “Never! And it’s fucking hilarious! My mind’s never been so fucking clear! All you fucktards need to fucking die.” “Max look, I dunno what’s going on with you, or what happened or whatever, but in there somewhere there IS a rational human being. Maybe I don’t know all about it. But what I DO know is you don’t go around and start KILLING people! Okay here’s the deal, give yourself up and MAYBE I’ll be able to get you back into the asylum instead of the chair. You’ve proven resourceful you HAVE potential. You could BE a contributing member of the community. Fuck, you owe me that much for letting you get away with some of the twisted shit you’ve done. You’re INDEBTED to me for Christ’s sake whether you realize it or not! What do you say?” Max looked at him a bit, pondering his words. Chojin might have gotten through he thought. Mad Max then looked back over at Terra who was still eager to slit Helm’s throat. Mad Max looked back at Chojin. “I say… no. Its…too late for that now…. Terra slit that fucktard’s throat!” “NO!” Chojin shouted as Terra gleefully slit Helm’s throat. Blood gushing like a fountain, as he gurgled and died. Mad Max began shooting the hostages laughing manically. “NO FUCKING PEACE FUCKTARDS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” Chojin managed to push Max down and run through the door, just as he caught Terra’s thrown blade in his back. “Shit!” he shouted as he collapsed just outside the door, fortunately McClain had decided to launch his assault at this time. “SHIT! START FIRING! BURN THEM THE FUCK OUT!” McClain yelled, as shooting commenced. “HEAVEN REIGNS DOWN ON YOUR HEADS TODAY FUCKTARDS!” Mad Max yelled firing back, capping a few and then disappearing behind the door again. “You dipshits! You’re almost hitting ME!” Chojin said as he passed out, attempting to crawl to the police barricade. Meanwhile inside… Bloody bodies and gore surrounded them, bullets were flying everywhere and the place was getting increasingly hotter due to the fire, but Mad Max and Terra were undeterred, they were pleased with what they had accomplished. Such lovely DECIMATION everywhere and they were in the center of it all. “Well this is it baby.” Mad Max said holding Terra tightly. “We certainly made an impression didn’t we?” she said looking up at him. “Yes, we’re going down as the greatest villains in history. Those fucktards will remember when Madness and Terror struck their fucktard town. WE FUCKING WON!” Mad Max and Terra embraced as the flames grew… Later… Chojin awoke in a hospital bed, McClain stood by. “What the fuck happened?” Chojin said groggily. We got that motherfucker that’s what! Burned all that shit down! Me and my VETS know how to deal with mad dogs like that.” “(sigh) Damn it. It didn’t have to end like that. If he’d only listened to reason…” “Chojin, there’s just no reaching some people.” Protoclown walked in. “Where the fuck have you been, it seems like you’ve been gone for months!” “Get off my fucking ass McClain, I’ve been going through the burned warehouse and thanks to your fucking incompetence you let those motherfuckers get away!” “What?! That’s impossible we had that place surrounded!” “Yeah? Well we didn’t find their fucking bodies! He and Terra had fucking 7 hostages in there, plus Helm. We found 8 bodies, and they all fit the DNA of the victims not those two crazy, obnoxious fucks. No wonder ROG demoted you!” “Fuck off, they probably burned up in the fire.” “Yeah or maybe they fucking escaped” Chojin shook his head. ”It doesn’t matter, either way they probably aren’t going to be showing up again. This place… just wasn’t meant for them.” [center:ffa11bdd16]THE END[/center:ffa11bdd16] [center:ffa11bdd16]?[/center:ffa11bdd16] [center:ffa11bdd16] [/center:ffa11bdd16]
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