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Apr 7th, 2008 08:25 PM
Dr. Boogie It's strange. Threads like this usually go straight to my I-Mockery email account.
Apr 7th, 2008 03:30 PM
Grislygus
Spoilers!
Apr 7th, 2008 03:25 PM
Grislygus Don't worry, a "soccer mom" is "on the ball" with this problem thanks to the note he left on myspace, so we don't need to worry about this at all thanks gubye
Apr 7th, 2008 03:13 PM
Chojin the prince of persia needs your bank account number to defeat jaffar.
Apr 7th, 2008 01:19 PM
Hobo Renee Hey Fat Hippo, don't forget about the cell phones! I can do my laundry and buy bus tickets with my cell phone. It's amazing. The Finnish sauna/lake swimming is probably the greatest thing ever invented.

Seth, I feel the same way about the Midwest.

But don't worry everyone, my friend just gave me a box of vodka-filled chocolate. Dreams come true!

Oh yeah, give me money!
Apr 7th, 2008 02:37 AM
Fat_Hippo
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Originally Posted by Sethomas View Post
Now, if I were somewhere with Hobo Renee, I can't imagine hesitating to provide her with vodka. I think her drinking vodka is something I'd avidly encourage, in fact.

I just can't really imagine ever wanting to go to California or, of all places in Europe, Finland.
Dude, Finland kicks ass! They've got like 5 million people and 2 million saunas! And they've also got....uhhh...reindeer! Who doesn't love reindeer!
Apr 6th, 2008 11:26 PM
Tadao Hey guys, I have an incurable disease and no medical benefits. I can even prove this. Give me money.
Apr 6th, 2008 10:44 PM
DeadKennedys Hello good sir(s), I have found your website through an internet search engine.

Excuse my rudeness, I am the estranged brother of President Robert Mugabe of our Queen's nation of Zimbabwe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mugabe). Women in our country face many dangers as you may know (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7333844.stm), and here is where you good sir may come in. My lovely daughter needs money for an education and I have a fortune of $39,500,000 (thirty nine point five million american dollars) in an offshore banking account that I cannot access without a trustworthy shareholder. I think in our time together I have grown to trust you. All you must do is send me your bank accounts and social security numbers so that the money can be directly transferred to your name. Thank you and God Bless.
Apr 6th, 2008 08:12 PM
Sethomas Now, if I were somewhere with Hobo Renee, I can't imagine hesitating to provide her with vodka. I think her drinking vodka is something I'd avidly encourage, in fact.

I just can't really imagine ever wanting to go to California or, of all places in Europe, Finland.
Apr 6th, 2008 05:08 PM
Fathom Zero Dear Princess Student Renee,

I will need account number so I can transfer funds. I trust you and your words. The state of finland would be proud of your humility.
Apr 6th, 2008 05:04 PM
Hobo Renee Hello. My name is Renee and I 22 year student in Finland. Weather very cold and I feel dying. If possible, send money to account please. I cannot afford purchase of vodka and other things I must need. This not scam. If I dont need help really then I not ask. Can you believe me in your heart?

THANK YOU!!!!
Apr 6th, 2008 03:01 PM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by wherebthepie! View Post
well the best think that can happen here is the RoG or Protoclown sees this and mocks the hell out of this
Those guys don't post here, they got chased off by the Vets for being Newbs.
Apr 6th, 2008 02:29 PM
WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by wherebthepie! View Post
I did'nt just posted here i did it on several forms over the internet. Any chance that i had (even Here, which i know was a stupid idea but i really don't care) well the best think that can happen here is the RoG or Protoclown sees this and mocks the hell out of this
What base is your brother stationed at? And why is he only making $350 a paycheck? Like McClain said, even as an E-1 he should be making much more than $350.
Apr 6th, 2008 01:25 PM
eggyolk don't you have to pass some sort of test to be in the armed forces? you know, to prove you're not retarded
Apr 6th, 2008 11:51 AM
wherebthepie! I did'nt just posted here i did it on several forms over the internet. Any chance that i had (even Here, which i know was a stupid idea but i really don't care) well the best think that can happen here is the RoG or Protoclown sees this and mocks the hell out of this
Apr 6th, 2008 10:51 AM
Pentegarn We didn't over analyze jerks. We only over analyzed the jerk who made this post. Jerk as in singular.
Apr 6th, 2008 10:39 AM
Misdemonar thanks for over analyising JERKS
Apr 6th, 2008 10:29 AM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by Pentegarn View Post
I find it odd that he would turn to here for financial aid.
Not just odd, but stupid. Look at the members list; most of us are relatively young, and a sizable fraction is still in high school. I'd be shocked if the average age of the [active] members is over 30, even with greybeards like you and me.

Yes, there's a lot of disposable income in this age demographic. Not.

The key phrase in the opening thread is "This Is Not A SCAM!" - Just like spam, if it says it isn't, it probably is.
Apr 6th, 2008 10:01 AM
Pentegarn I find it odd that he would turn to here for financial aid. If it isn't a bullshit fishing for dollars scam, then I feel for you, but you really aren't thinking clearly if you are going to a comedy site with a vitriolic forum for help. Because of this, I feel in my gut that this is a scam. So honestly, any hate you get here is your fault for not thinking first. If I am right and it is a scam, then you are getting a miniscule taste of what you deserve.
Apr 6th, 2008 09:43 AM
Colonel Flagg I'm sure he's fooled some people with this tripe.
Apr 6th, 2008 08:41 AM
McClain If you were/are in the Air Force you're making more than $350/paycheck even if you're an E-1. L2Manage$.
Oh;

oh this is so fake don't buy this shit
Apr 6th, 2008 06:04 AM
executioneer I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO CHARITY ALL NIGHT LOOONG :wondershowzen
Apr 6th, 2008 05:36 AM
Pandajuice I feel for you man, but I hate the idea of charity. This is America. Therefore, what you earn in your life is based on how hard you're willing to work. You shouldn't ever need to rely on strangers to pull you through when things go bad.

Your mother can always get on welfare and in government (free) housing. Sure it sucks, but being poor sucks. If you work hard enough, you'll get out of the situation eventually. Why should we pay for a rental apartment for you and your mother when we (well some of us here) already pay enough in taxes to support welfare, disability, and social security? Your situation is exactly what those government programs are designed for.
Apr 6th, 2008 01:23 AM
executioneer are you sure digital charity isn't some camgirl site, cause thats what it sounds like to me
Apr 6th, 2008 01:02 AM
Tadao You may have read the site but you obviously don't read the forums. So as far as I'm concerned you can fuck off.
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