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Feb 25th, 2003 03:21 PM
cenamalo go to a nearby college and be a subject for an experiment. they usually pay pretty good and if anything bad happens than you can sue them and get more money
Feb 25th, 2003 01:15 PM
Anonymous "Like a naughty livejournal page"

anyway i bet all you kids are subscribers over there - like a dream come true!
Feb 25th, 2003 12:01 PM
glowbelly
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Originally Posted by mburbank
BIBS ON HIS CRUSHED DREAMS!
CRUSHED BABY DREAMS
Feb 25th, 2003 04:31 AM
tenno www.suicidegirls.com
Feb 24th, 2003 11:02 PM
theapportioner I think you should become a Mata Hari and seduce Saddam and Kim and the Ayatollah and Osama before killing them.
Feb 24th, 2003 07:37 PM
Jixby Phillips
Feb 24th, 2003 06:52 PM
Anonymous ROBO, YOU LITTLE ROMEO
Feb 24th, 2003 06:50 PM
Captain Robo Modeling?
Feb 24th, 2003 06:06 PM
Anonymous RAVE ON, GEORGE
Feb 24th, 2003 02:57 PM
Morgan try something where it doesn't injure you or put you in a position to humiliate yourself. Or you can go with the bogus charity.
Feb 24th, 2003 02:44 PM
glowbelly
Feb 24th, 2003 01:26 PM
george to les and geggy.

i just discovered the wonders of dexmethorphan a few dweeks back and i can tell you two things: 1. it rocks xtc back to last century. 2. if you take enough to get going (betweeen 600 and 900 ml) then you have to make sure that it is the only active ingredient or you WILL kill yourself.

contact me for details
Feb 22nd, 2003 09:40 PM
jin I went to a party yesterday and woke up in a tub of ice cubes and it was cold and my whole body hurt and someone had bitten my shoulder and now it hurts like a motherfucker and it sucks.



hahahAHhaHahah
Feb 22nd, 2003 02:42 PM
mburbank BIBS ON HIS CRUSHED DREAMS!
Feb 22nd, 2003 01:22 PM
Ninjavenom I only want his heart and a toe.
Feb 22nd, 2003 06:54 AM
Malevolent So, shall we start the bidding on that liver? I believe I heard $30 from slavemason. Do I hear $40? The proceeds will benefit our good friend Doopa with a small commission going to Carnivore's Meat Procurement Fund.
Feb 22nd, 2003 06:17 AM
FS hah! Say that again when you wake up in a tub full of icecubes one morning.
Feb 22nd, 2003 03:00 AM
Mockery You'll not take out my liver. But by all means, enjoy the Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaba beans.
Feb 22nd, 2003 02:56 AM
Anonymous that is a very good point about rog's liver, but believe me no one would take any thing out of scott's body - even for free
Feb 22nd, 2003 12:32 AM
slavemason I'll bid $30 on that clean liver.
Feb 22nd, 2003 12:28 AM
Malevolent Re, the answer is in your own home. Rog and Scott both have inside them thousands of dollars worth of viable tissues and organs that are ripe for the harvesting! Think about how much an alcoholic would pay for Rog's 100% alcohol-free liver! Sharpen that knife, baby!
Feb 21st, 2003 06:54 PM
LuvMeKoala
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Originally Posted by punkgrrrlie10
yeah b/c becoming a lawyer is so easy, cheap and fast.
You never know, I'm sure theres like, a secret code or something that can get ya in right quick!
Feb 21st, 2003 12:36 PM
mburbank Crushed dreams aren't so bad as you might think. Crushed dreams have a bad rep, everybody downs on crushed dreams. I couldn't get by without my crushed dreams which are now so flat I can slide them under a door. With a little effort and perspective, I've come to see my crushed dreams as the Tribal Scarring of adulthood; painful, unnecesarry, prone to infection and necrosis, but kind of bad ass funky in a I-Might-Go-Into-A-Killing-Freenzy-over-a-bad-cup-of-coffe-or-remain-
unmoved-by-the-loss-of-a-limb
kind of way.
Feb 21st, 2003 12:30 PM
Anonymous
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Jixby, who the hell is going to buy Doopa's the dust of Doopa's crushed dreams?
My dreams aren't crushed, the just keep getting hit with the dodgeball and have to leave to go stand up against the wall.


Anyway in desperation I will probably stop by the local craft store here today and see if they can give me some sort of job. I worry no one will hire me though because I will need to have a really flexible schedule for a while for other unrelated shitty reasons.
Feb 21st, 2003 10:26 AM
mburbank Jixby, who the hell is going to buy Doopa's the dust of Doopa's crushed dreams?




OR MINE FOR THAT MATTER?!?
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