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Dec 24th, 2007 11:31 PM
Girl Drink Drunk "I went there looking for girls who shared my belief and passion for eternal romance, but all I found was boring girls who wern't veyr pretty and didn't know a THING about anime! But hey, I found a few that I thought I might like anyway. One had a boyfriend, and the other I never got around to asking out because I was too shy. I went to the sunday school once in a while, hoping to find more there, but all the others were kind of ugly. But anyway, every week I went there, I got more and more depressed, tired, on bored. It got even WORSE when I found out that the girls in the mormon church arn't veyr interested in dating, let alone marrying men who don't go on missions. On a mission, you have to go far away, perhaps to some 3rd world country full of strife and war, and risk being kidnapped or killed or something! You have to give up tv for 2 years, as well as computer and video games."
Dec 24th, 2007 12:06 AM
Jonathan Clement Yeah, that would work too. But what I hate is these christians saying we must "defend family values", as an excuse to deny gays their rights, and then saying "no need for a family in heaven!"
Dec 23rd, 2007 07:37 PM
Emu Why have a soul? Why not just not exist at all?

Fag.
Dec 23rd, 2007 05:57 PM
Jonathan Clement Anyway, my point was, what's the point of having a body? Why not just have a soul?

And just to clarify, no, I do NOT have a scat or bestiality fetish. Infact, I have very low boundaries.
May 29th, 2007 12:49 AM
Jonathan Clement bestiALITY!
May 29th, 2007 12:41 AM
kahljorn "I KNOW A GUY WHO LIKES TO SODOMIZE GOATS! IT'S AWESOME!!!"

so, besides being an admitted scat fetishist, now he is in to bestiality.
May 28th, 2007 11:38 PM
Jonathan Clement RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! A SCREAMING GREEN ALIEN GORILLA!!!
May 28th, 2007 11:24 PM
DuFresne Does he live in your mirror, Jonathan Clement???????!!!!!!! :lo
May 28th, 2007 09:19 PM
Jonathan Clement I KNOW A GUY WHO LIKES TO SODOMIZE GOATS! IT'S AWESOME!!!
May 28th, 2007 08:02 PM
Emu You're like an older, fatter version of my autistic cousin.
May 28th, 2007 07:37 PM
Jonathan Clement HILLERIUS!
May 28th, 2007 03:27 PM
kahljorn HILARIOUS
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May 28th, 2007 07:21 AM
Jonathan Clement A POOP FEETISH?!
May 28th, 2007 02:29 AM
kahljorn
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I would like to cover your dog in crap
Are you coming on to me or something? Keep your poop fetishes away from me.
May 28th, 2007 12:57 AM
Jonathan Clement I AM FARTINS FART MOSTA!
May 28th, 2007 12:44 AM
DuFresne Okay, now you're stealing from Fartin. Dude, pick your role models a little better, will ya?
May 28th, 2007 12:17 AM
Jonathan Clement Um, actually, I am Kahls honorary poopy master.
May 28th, 2007 12:12 AM
DuFresne lol, Jonathan wants to eat chocolate poopy pudding!


Dude, learn to write clearly. And don't steal Kahl's mocking style. Thanks!
May 28th, 2007 12:09 AM
Jonathan Clement Actually, I would like to cover your dog in crap and make him eat roast cat flavored spagetti and make you sing every song by micheal jackson while scrapping the skin off your ear as well as eating a chocolate poopy pudding.
May 27th, 2007 11:49 PM
Misdemonar Jhon, go smoke pot
May 27th, 2007 11:30 PM
Jonathan Clement O RULY?
May 27th, 2007 10:48 PM
kahljorn I think you should explode internally and be able to watch each of your internal organs explode and then watch yourself writhe in eternal pain and have to look at your already retarded face making even more retarded straining faces and i wish you wouldn't die just be organless and be unable to move forever and people would walk by and spit on you and little kids would jump on your head and bums would pee on your face and women would laugh at your small penis and love handles and so on
May 27th, 2007 09:32 PM
Jonathan Clement Besides, I think I should be able to watch my own kids have more kids of their own, and so on!
May 27th, 2007 08:49 PM
kahljorn "O RLY? Tell that the STERILE people and those who die in an accident!"

So? It doesn't mean they weren't born with the ability to reproduce. And those who weren't born with the ability to reproduce were born that way because of a mistake, not because nature had intended it that way. Every living organism has the inherent ability to reproduce, only by mistake or accident are they unable to reproduce.
Quit trying to make retarded points. I was actually expecting you to try to make that exact point... I guess your fat face can't think of anything better to say, though.
May 27th, 2007 05:51 PM
Grislygus No thank you.
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