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Apr 27th, 2003 10:29 PM
Les Waste You aren't very funny. And, apparently, you are very dumb.

Jin needs to post more.
Apr 27th, 2003 10:15 PM
Paul138 The pill is evil. Every pill that has been made to reduce a certain ailment is perscribed more because magically reports of that ailment go up. Suddenly everyone is depressed, hyperactive, or can't get it up.
Apr 20th, 2003 03:48 PM
Paul138 I've thought of a great way to dump someone. Take your girlfriend to a root beer factory and tell them "Y'know, you remind me of this root beer because when you leave it out too long it goes stale and flat."
Apr 10th, 2003 06:14 AM
sadie funny how i feel the same way about you.
Apr 9th, 2003 08:37 PM
Paul138 Every time I hear a Pink Floyd song I wonder how bored the drummer is. I wonder if the drummer is a machine for that matter. Who'd tell the difference?
Apr 9th, 2003 08:36 PM
Paul138 I just found out that Daylight Savings Time has a corporate sponsor: Applebees.
Apr 9th, 2003 08:34 PM
Paul138 Can Odor Eaters throw up?
Apr 6th, 2003 09:34 PM
The Unseen Fuck
Apr 1st, 2003 08:23 PM
Esuohlim PAUL, DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR THROUGH YOUR PENAS DURING FURIOUS MASTURBATION IN YOUR PARENT'S GARAGE? I ASSUME THIS THEORY IS TRUE BECAUSE WHAT LITTLE CAME OUT IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE SIZE OF YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.

EVEN IF NOTHIN CAME OUT MY THEORY IS CORRECT.
Apr 1st, 2003 08:16 PM
Rongi I SEE THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SUCK :/.
Apr 1st, 2003 08:05 PM
Paul138 Fun with Puns: Hey, I like black culture. It's colorful.
Apr 1st, 2003 07:40 PM
Rongi YOU DO REALIZE YOU ARE SPITEFULLY UNFUNNY, RIGHT PAUL :/?
Apr 1st, 2003 07:37 PM
Paul138 ::yawn:: Been a while.

Lets all admit that Billy Madison deserved more than 1 star.
Mar 24th, 2003 05:16 PM
Esuohlim Paul apparantly doesn't listen to anything but short takes.
Mar 24th, 2003 04:47 PM
Jixby Phillips Sweet fucking fuck, shut up
Mar 24th, 2003 04:38 PM
Paul138 It's funny to think that those automatic flushers are either detecting your dick or your ass. We've invented technology to recongize and react to our gentials and assholes.
Mar 22nd, 2003 08:02 PM
Paul138 It wasn't enough my dog had to step in his own piss-nooooooo way-he had to sit in it too.
Mar 20th, 2003 08:24 PM
whoreable I miss jin posts.
Mar 20th, 2003 08:21 PM
jin PAUL138 IS A BEAUTIFUL MAN AND I WISH TO BEAR HIS OFFSPRING.
Mar 20th, 2003 08:18 PM
Professor Cool that was a good short take, rongi
Mar 20th, 2003 07:27 PM
Rongi Shut the fuck up already
Mar 20th, 2003 06:37 PM
Paul138 Why do you need a cash register at a "One Dollar" store?
Mar 20th, 2003 06:34 PM
Paul138 My penis is recongnized by the NRA as a highly favorable weapon.
Mar 20th, 2003 02:33 AM
Sam Yes short...

As in Max's penile length.
Mar 19th, 2003 10:27 PM
Professor Cool Oh i get it

short takes
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