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Sep 13th, 2009 02:59 PM
Tadao PACMAN!
Sep 13th, 2009 02:10 PM
DougClayton4231 Being an African American, I can honestly say that Dolemite is a classic in exploitation films. It is wonderful on so many levels.
Sep 7th, 2009 02:31 AM
Supafly345 Your ironic sense of humor is more distasteful than funny in this respect.
Sep 5th, 2009 09:03 PM
Zbu Manowar The only thing that makes Dolemite bad is a lack of budget. Add a few million to this and some karate trainers, and you will have the best movie EVER.
Sep 4th, 2009 10:42 AM
The Leader
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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
Dolomite is used to raise the pH of acid soils and prevent calcium and magnesium deficiency.

In conclusion, this film, Dolemite, is similar to Dolomite in that it improves soils base compounds, nitrogen in this case.

Because it is manure.
Sep 4th, 2009 09:05 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost There was supposed to be a new Dolemite movie coming out too but it looked really bad....like sadbad.
Sep 4th, 2009 07:38 AM
Supafly345 Rest in peace Rudy Ray Moore, you kung fu hero.
Aug 29th, 2009 10:29 AM
darkvare i love that art they use in this kind of old movies for some reason
Aug 27th, 2009 04:16 AM
Zhukov Dolomite is used to raise the pH of acid soils and prevent calcium and magnesium deficiency.

In conclusion, this film, Dolemite, is similar to Dolomite in that it improves soils base compounds, nitrogen in this case.

Because it is manure.
Aug 25th, 2009 03:31 PM
Max Radical Damn it, I came here so that my suffering wasn't in vain and what do I get? MORE SUFFERING. I will watch those movies and rue you guys so hard.

The Human Tornado is strange - after Dolemite it looks like the height of cinema, but part of your brain knows it's merely the second worst thing ever to happen to your consciousness.
Aug 25th, 2009 12:56 AM
kahljorn
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MS: He needs an all girl army of kung fu killers to take care of business that people don't have any business getting their business involved with.
DAMN RIGHT
Aug 24th, 2009 02:18 PM
Fathom Zero Soul Vengeance is a good one, too.

A dude strangles another guy with his dick.
Aug 24th, 2009 12:59 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost When you're done with that you need to watch Disco Godfather. The last 10 minutes alone are worth the entirety of the movie. Human Tornado was pretty good too.

MS: He needs an all girl army of kung fu killers to take care of business that people don't have any business getting their business involved with.
Aug 24th, 2009 12:50 PM
MrSmiley381 That looks unbelievably terrible, and I can see why it took multiple cocktails to get through it.

Why exactly does he need an all girl army of Kung Fu killers?
Aug 24th, 2009 11:52 AM
Max Radical
Cinemasochism: Dolemite

Anyone who hasn't watched this seen this masterpiece of moviemaking is missing out. Some people tried to reclaim blaxploitation by parodying it. They failed. Rudy Ray Moore instead made blaxploitation his bitch by overextending every single aspect until it screamed his name and called him Daddy. Behold: Dolemite!


Warning: Movie poster may contain better choreography than the film it represents.

I watched it, which took several cocktails and two friends who actually cried "uncle" and bailed two-thirds of the way through - you can read the results here. A sample to get you started:

Rudy Ray Moore wants you to know he's successful with women, and he thinks “insinuation” is something white people do because they’re impotent. If he wishes to imply a lady likes him, the only reason you don't see shaft is because the cameraman can't get the lens into the molecule-thin gap between his crotch and the refurbished prostitute/actress impersonating a face-shaped vacuum cleaner.

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