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Jun 2nd, 2003 11:11 AM
Esuohlim 0100:
Thats not binary dude!

Jun 2nd, 2003 11:09 AM
kellychaos A REAL honor student (comic pause) Yes, your honor. No, your honor. No contest, your honor.
Jun 2nd, 2003 11:04 AM
sadie fs made me .
Jun 2nd, 2003 10:59 AM
kellychaos I can believe I read the whole thing. Burp! :/ :acidreflux
Jun 2nd, 2003 12:32 AM
Pub Lover
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haiku
I'm sure you make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. You will end up a drunk. Your chances of employment and monetary gain are nil.
I Know You Are, But What Am I?!
Jun 1st, 2003 12:32 PM
Esuohlim
Jun 1st, 2003 06:39 AM
FS I sure hope I never need Haiku's legal aid.



Lawyer 1: So, Mr. "FS", you can't give us an accurate account of where you were the day Rob Schneider was murdered?
FS: I... uh... I...
Lawyer 1: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, your honor. Your witness.
Haiku: Your honor, the defense is bored by this trial.
Judge: Aren't you going to at least try and make a defense?
Haiku: I'm just curious...do you like to have the same conversation over and over again or is that just part of the gimmick of this court? In all honesty, your honor.
Jun 1st, 2003 12:28 AM
Les Waste You sure showed me. I guess next time I'll think twice before assuming lawyers spend time at courts and trial and legal type stuff. What I dumb fuck I turned out to be.

Jun 1st, 2003 12:18 AM
Krythor I hate you so much, it's erotic!
Jun 1st, 2003 12:04 AM
The Retro Kat Mmmm... Marijuana
Dank word reminds me of it
I hot boxed a car.
Jun 1st, 2003 12:01 AM
Haiku
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haiku
I'm just curious...do you like to have the same conversation over and over again or is that just part of the gimmick of the site?

In all honesty.
May 31st, 2003 11:59 PM
Haiku
Quote:
Originally Posted by sadie
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Your naivity is appauling. The majority of lawyers don't even see the inside of a court room. There is more to law then trial law you stupid fuck.
speaking of APPALLING, i hope you learn to communicate better in standard english before someone is actually in your legal hands.
I wish the same for you.
May 31st, 2003 11:56 PM
MrAdventure Salutations!

I've taken the effort to pander to your immaculately verbose confabulate stylings. Do not disservice yourself and others by staying locked in your own gilded thread, I beg of thee, roam free and establish cordial relations upon all the glorious forums we've birthed. You may find that your particular musings can caress the deep, dank, myriad of recesses located in those ever-thoughtful Gothic souls, or that, perhaps, you contain the necessary inner rhythmics required to adorn your body in delicate strands of sugar while meditating upon the ramifications of adopting a "straight-edge" lifestyle.

Perhaps then your tempestuous jowls can attempt to sully themselves upon gossamer strands of the communal entity, hopefully bereft of your current ignorance, you colossal conundrum, you.
May 31st, 2003 11:43 PM
sadie
Quote:
Your naivity is appauling. The majority of lawyers don't even see the inside of a court room. There is more to law then trial law you stupid fuck.
speaking of APPALLING, i hope you learn to communicate better in standard english before someone is actually in your legal hands.
May 31st, 2003 11:23 PM
Haiku I'm just curious...do you like to have the same conversation over and over again or is that just part of the gimmick of the site?

In all honesty.
May 31st, 2003 11:18 PM
Schimid Oh no, you again.
Go back home, you bumblefuck.
Oh; and A/S/L.
May 31st, 2003 11:16 PM
Haiku
Quote:
Originally Posted by Les Waste
Quote:
Originally Posted by Haiku
Everyone here is stolid and lemming-like in their devotion to this crappy website that has done nothing to earn your loyalty.
Which is funny because there is almost no talk on this forums about the site. And there are a lot of people who post on the forums but never read the site. Hell, I hate i-mockery, and if I ever saw Rog on the street, I'd bust up his knees real good like.

And since you insinuated that you're a lawyer, let me be the first to congradulate you on a career as a public defender, working for the city and providing legal counsel for homeless people and crazy people who don't have their own, actual attornies because they either couldn't afford one or said they wanted Jesus or represent them. I mean, it's a good career choice to be a lawyer whose defendants are always found guilty, because that's what kind of lawyer you'll be regardless. At least you'll have a legitimate excuse besides, you know, that thing.

And didn't you say you're 22? I don't know too many 22-year-old lawyers. Unless you're lying. Or you just haven't flunked out of school yet.

It's not like we're going to get any good answers though, considering you're the person who still won't tell us A/S/L?

I'm not a lawyer. I never said I was. I'm in law school.

Your naivity is appauling. The majority of lawyers don't even see the inside of a court room. There is more to law then trial law you stupid fuck.
May 31st, 2003 11:09 PM
Ninjavenom Ass is on Fire
Burning, Hellish, and Painful
Fire is Satan
May 31st, 2003 11:04 PM
Schimid I always thought it was "Esu-hlim." You can pronounce Hlim...
May 31st, 2003 10:52 PM
Esuohlim How would the "h" be pronouned anyway?
May 31st, 2003 10:46 PM
Schimid The "h" is silent,
Kind of like Haiku right now.
What a fucking dumb...

...fuck.
May 31st, 2003 10:44 PM
Esuohlim Esuohlim, you ask?
I say it like "Ess-oo-lim"
So I guess there's three
May 31st, 2003 10:43 PM
Schimid Milhouse is better,
Would have been backwards, if not
Too damn confusing.

How many syllables are in Esuohlim?
May 31st, 2003 10:20 PM
Esuohlim This is the best one
No one's is better than this
I bet you're impressed
May 31st, 2003 09:21 PM
Schimid Bad starts can be rough.
Especially...oh, wait.
Out of syllables.

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