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Apr 1st, 2008 04:52 PM
liquidstatik LOL
Apr 1st, 2008 04:47 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Since you're moving out you're aunt will give you money. A lot of extra money. Forget paying rent, you need to get a hat. A certain hat.
http://www.villagehatshop.com/media/....jpg&width=375

Like this awesome watermelon fedora right here.
Apr 1st, 2008 12:36 PM
Fat_Hippo True dat. I've got a hamster that dances AND sings. Best birthday present I've ever received.
Apr 1st, 2008 12:29 PM
Hobo Renee Novelty singing fish, or other animal. Preferably something you can hang on the wall.
Mar 28th, 2008 05:29 PM
Fat_Hippo Chojin, your powers of persuasion are truly magnificent.
Mar 27th, 2008 04:31 PM
Chojin well, you're going to screw up a lot and waste a lot of money, but that's part of the LEARNING PROCESS.

However, I would recommend that you put aside some money every month into a mutual fund or bond fund or something. I was making a lot of money when I was living away from home, but I'd only set aside rent and utilities and with the remainder I'd buy myself awesome things that I still enjoy to this day instead.

DON'T BE ME. DON'T GET GREAT STUFF.
Mar 27th, 2008 01:50 PM
Esuohlim WE COULD BALANCE THE CHECKBOOK TOGETHER, THAT'S ALWAYS A FUNK-BUSTER FOR ME!
Mar 27th, 2008 09:20 AM
Kitsa A can opener. I've found that the Swing-a-Way brand is the only one that works well consistently...and no, they're not paying me to say that, I've just gone through a ton of shitty can openers before wising up.
Mar 27th, 2008 07:57 AM
Kilgore Cod Investing in some toilet paper may be a good idea, unless if you're moving to a cabin and can get away with using leaves and pine cones.
Mar 27th, 2008 02:30 AM
Sam History is full of great homos. Oscar Wilde was a homo. Alexander the Great was a homo. You know who else is a great homo? You are, you big homo!
Mar 27th, 2008 01:50 AM
executioneer make sure to play that one billy joel song about movin' out when you leave
Mar 27th, 2008 01:00 AM
Zomboid IT TAKES ALL KINDS OF FRUIT TO MAKE FRUIT CUP
Mar 27th, 2008 12:10 AM
thebiggameover beer. dont forget beer....
Mar 25th, 2008 04:17 PM
Fathom Zero WE NEED FOOD. STOGIE KEEPS EATING THE COUCH.
Mar 25th, 2008 04:16 PM
sloth neon sign advertising something naughty
alphabet fridge magnets...for spelling something naughty!
baywatch poster that you kiss all the time and gross out your housemate when hes trying it on with chicks and he punches your arm and tells you to quit being such an asshole
fake plastic boobies!
empty pizza boxes, these come free with pizzas so idk you figure it out
a fire extinguisher to let off at impromptu times (house parties!)
a big foam hand
a ghetto blaster with beastie boys mixtape welded into it (you wont need anything else where youre going!)
beers, for chugging
i think thats everything!
Mar 25th, 2008 03:35 PM
Fat_Hippo Don't forget cutlery and plates...unless you're one of those barbarians who uses paper and plastic. A fridge would probably be nice too.
Mar 25th, 2008 02:08 PM
Pub Lover Self-esteem.
Mar 25th, 2008 02:06 PM
argonath Hangers, a hamper, laundry detergent, light bulbs, bed sheets. Not sure how much your brother is willing to share, but those are some of the things I realized I needed once I moved out aeons ago. Check out freecycle.org in addition to CL for free crap.

Don't forget lube to go with your porn. Can't steal any of mom's moisturizer now!
Mar 25th, 2008 12:36 PM
Geggy
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Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja View Post
Things i might need

-a Bed
-Food
-Porn

can any of you world-wisened men beyond your time give me any advice on what i may need to survive in this cruel, cold and slightly overcast world.
you forgot cash, make sure you have plenty. i know from experience and i fell deep into debt. it was either move back home with momma and dadda or continue to go deeper. the hardcore dude that i am i stayed away from momma and dadda and went even deeper. i'm doing fine now.... really.
Mar 25th, 2008 12:25 PM
Esuohlim IT SOUNDS LIKE A GORILLA EATING A LOG CABIN
Mar 25th, 2008 09:30 AM
MetalMilitia You'll probably find you need to get a bunch of things you've never really considered before; towels, rugs, kitchen crap, living room furniture etc.

You can pick those up once you've moved in though.
Mar 25th, 2008 06:48 AM
Hangie Buy a can of mace and subtley replace any axe or breath spray your brother has with it.
Mar 25th, 2008 03:46 AM
Sam I'M THE GRUBBERGIEGER
Mar 25th, 2008 12:41 AM
Jeff The Ninja Bling Blong
Mar 25th, 2008 12:25 AM
Zomboid Andy, Stogie's eating the couch!
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