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Jun 20th, 2003 09:39 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Geggy
I think drivers would drive more cautiously only if sharp objects were installed in the steering wheel. everytime they ram into another car for driving recklessly, the sharp objects will deploy as their heads hit the steering wheel.
What?! ... and incite timidity and good manners?! I want a James Bond car with a release valve to dispense an oil slick and a fifty cal mounted on the back and ...
Jun 20th, 2003 09:26 AM
MrAdventure this almost makes me want to pick the oldsies back up

but then i alreayd covered drivign
Jun 20th, 2003 07:02 AM
Geggy I think drivers would drive more cautiously only if sharp objects were installed in the steering wheel. everytime they ram into another car for driving recklessly, the sharp objects will deploy as their heads hit the steering wheel.
Jun 20th, 2003 06:22 AM
Skulhedface
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Originally Posted by The_voice_of_reason
Ever been hit in the face with an airbag? It fucking hurts.
I never got hit in the face with one, but they seem to be made out of the same material as carpet, so when it deployed, I threw up my arm over my face in reflex and it burnt the hell out of my right arm. Not too seriously (it didn't require skin grafts or anything) but the skin was red and raw and all the hairs on my arm were literally burnt off.

What bothers me about airbags is the smell of the powdery shit it's packed in. The smell hurt worse than the burn on my arm.
Jun 20th, 2003 05:10 AM
Geggy The old lady should be put in a nursing home for driving around like that. Your mom belongs in the psyche zoo for her behavior, that's no excuse.
Jun 20th, 2003 04:47 AM
sadie yah. you fucking geriaphobe.
Jun 20th, 2003 12:24 AM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
I agree. Once people hit a certain age they should stop driving. I think at 60 they have to take a new test, but it is like Pole Position or something.
She meant that the old woman shouldn't have been driving because she was rushing to the hospital for a blood transfusion, not because she was old.
Jun 19th, 2003 10:52 PM
Cap'n Crunch I agree. Once people hit a certain age they should stop driving. I think at 60 they have to take a new test, but it is like Pole Position or something.
Jun 19th, 2003 07:24 PM
sadie thanks, O71394658, for contributing so meaningfully to this thread.

and rongi, yah, your mom freaked, but the old woman should not have been driving. period. how many accidents will she have before she kills or maims someone? she should've called the cops.
Jun 19th, 2003 06:25 PM
O71394658 God help us all.
Jun 19th, 2003 05:53 PM
GnrySgtHartman
Jun 19th, 2003 05:43 PM
Esuohlim YEAH ME TOO :TEAR :TEAR :TAER
Jun 19th, 2003 05:30 PM
O71394658
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Originally Posted by Captain Robo
That is seriously the saddest thing I've ever heard. I feel really bad for that old lady
I thought it was very sad as well.
Jun 19th, 2003 03:49 PM
Rongi I THOUGHT YOU LEFT FOREVER
Jun 19th, 2003 03:31 PM
The_voice_of_reason Ever been hit in the face with an airbag? It fucking hurts.
Jun 19th, 2003 03:24 PM
Captain Robo That is seriously the saddest thing I've ever heard. I feel really bad for that old lady
Jun 19th, 2003 02:52 PM
Rongi
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Originally Posted by aeQea
i do
WAHTCHU SAY 'BOUT MY MAMA
Jun 19th, 2003 12:54 PM
Thulsa Doom I once crashed into a Honda Accord, which in turn hit a BMW. Talk about winning the lottery. The guy driving the Honda turned out to be some narc or ATF agent or whatever. He tried to bullshit me with some story that he was on his way to the airport to arrest some wanted felon or whatever. Alone, in a Honda? Yeah right.....

The guy driving the BMW was actually cool. After filing a police report on the accident, he told me not to worry because his insurance covered it. But the Honda dude was a real pain in the ass. I agreed to pay for the repairs. We took his car to a local car body shop that belongs to my friend's dad. They fixed his car like new (hell, I think it even looked better than it did before the crash). He still wasn't happy, complaining of 'uneven patterns here, a dull spot there'. I didn't see anything wrong with it, so I took it to a second shop. The guy at the next shop told me there was nothing wrong with the job they did at the previous shop, so he warned me that the guy was probably trying to scam some money off me.

The guy took me to court, insisting that he wasn't satisfied with the repair, and that he wanted like $5,000 to 'fully repair the damage done'. So, on top of fixing his car, he wanted $5,000. He was even complaining about having a bad back after the accident. The judge asked him for exam and evaluation results, which the guy failed to come up with. After some court hearings, the judge knew what the guy was onto. The judge basically told him to leave me the fuck alone, insisting that I have fulfilled my part in fixing his car. Fucking scam artist.
Jun 19th, 2003 12:43 AM
aeQea ..
Jun 18th, 2003 09:37 PM
O71394658 Bro, she probably didn't know, but still...you shouldn't yell at old ladies anyway...but DYING...jesus...that story just makes me sad...
Jun 18th, 2003 09:33 PM
Rongi Thanks
Jun 18th, 2003 08:45 PM
O71394658
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Originally Posted by AChimp
When my parents got out, the guy tried to drive around them and leave, and when he finally got out of the car, he was all like "Yeah, so?"

I'm sorry, but I find that extremely funny.

My Mom's car got severely screwed up by some drunk Indian (or Native American...). Our street is right next to a bridge, and the drunk asshole almost knocked my Mom over the bridge.

Rongi, your mom sounds like an asshole. That story really pissed me off.
Jun 18th, 2003 03:56 PM
Kitty of Doom I was once blamed for causing a five cars to bump into each other at a stoplight. This was back in high school when I was driving home. The light turned green and all the cars started to move foward, I took my foot off the brake and started to move. I heard a screeching noise in front but I couldn't see anything. The car in front of my slammed on his brakes but I didn't react fast enough and I hit his bumper.
Everyone then got out of there cars and started to collect insurance information. They all blamed me and one lady was yelling at me for being careless. I was too upset and embarressed to get out of the car until the guy I hit offered to let me use his cell phone and call my parents. The guy I hit didn't even have any damage to his car, we both had the same type of cars,Toyata Camary, so I doubt I was able to push him far enough to cause him to hit and damage 4 other cars. One couple tried to sue me for $1000 in damages but they didn't have a case. I never had to pay any money and I barely had any damage to my car. I assume something else happened infront of me and all the five cars but I never was told what it was.
Jun 18th, 2003 02:03 PM
Professor Cool My old dog died in a car accident when my great uncle drove him, he passed 3 red lights and he blames it because he's colorblind. Damn ol' Duff.

I am back for one reason. Does anyone know what song is played in the background of those 10-10-987 commercials with John Stamos (AKA Uncle Jessie from Full House), I need to know....
Jun 18th, 2003 01:13 PM
AChimp My parents got rear-ended in our car, and the guy practically cracked the back bumper right off the car (you know how everything is fibreglass and plastic now).

When my parents got out, the guy tried to drive around them and leave, and when he finally got out of the car, he was all like "Yeah, so?"

That's when a parking commissioner walked up.
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