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Jun 24th, 2003 05:18 PM

Esuohlim

Jun 24th, 2003 05:13 PM

Cap'n Crunch

Esuohlim's plan worked. I woke up around 8am this morning, and I am set again to fall asleep after Conan.

Jun 24th, 2003 03:28 PM

Anonymous

Oh alright, don't slit your wrists open, just go to school and machine gun a bunch of worthless jocks, that makes you tired real fast.

Jun 24th, 2003 12:31 PM

Esuohlim

I woke up early this morning and felt fucking awful. First-get-up tired is 100 times worse than stay-up-late tired.

Jun 24th, 2003 12:28 PM

kellychaos

Quote:

Originally Posted by GnrySgtHartman

Holy shit, nice post count.

Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

Jun 24th, 2003 12:23 PM

GnrySgtHartman

Holy shit, nice post count.

Jun 24th, 2003 12:03 PM

kellychaos

My mind had no "outer reaches". This is pretty much it. :/

Jun 24th, 2003 09:22 AM

Esuohlim

Straight from the the Outer reaches of your MIND. *wiggles fingers*

Jun 24th, 2003 08:27 AM

Anonymous

Actually a sure way of falling asleep is by slitting your wrists open. Of course there's that whole messy clean up in the morning.

Jun 23rd, 2003 09:22 PM

punkgrrrlie10

I usually take some benadryl when I can't sleep. Takes about half an hour to knock me out.

Sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night when it wears off but then I stay up the rest of the night like everyone else suggested and sleep well the next night.

Jun 23rd, 2003 07:42 PM

The Retro Kat

Maybe the problem is you need to pry your hands off your cock, or on, either way, it does work.

Jun 23rd, 2003 06:56 PM

Generator86

Just drink a lot. Works for me every time.

Jun 23rd, 2003 06:14 PM

Les Waste

It's really hard to stay up all day after not sleeping the night before, but it's worth it. If you fall asleep too early, you'll wake up at like 2 or 3 in the morning and your sleep schedule gets way more fucked up than it was originally.

Drugs always work. Nyquil, sleeping pills, booze, pot, whatever.

Jun 23rd, 2003 04:57 PM

Cap'n Crunch

I stayed up all night, and I am very tired. I am sure I will get to sleep tonight, because I fell asleep on my keyboard for 10 minutes.

Jun 23rd, 2003 04:55 PM

Poxpower

Yeah, I'm completely fucked up. I think I'll go to sleep at around 6pm tonight.
The tomorrow, I might go to sleep at 8 pm, and then 10pm, and so on for the whole summer. Unless I get back on my "got to sleep at 9am wake up at 7"...

Jun 23rd, 2003 03:34 PM

Rongi

I find that after uh..."choking the chicken", I lose all my energy and fall right asleep

Jun 23rd, 2003 01:15 PM

Jeanette X

1. Read a really dull book. It will calm your mind and help you to fall asleep.

2. Do not take naps during the day if you avoid it.

3. Only use the bed for sleeping and sex.

4. If you get in bed, and lay there for ten minutes, get up for a while and then go back to sleep.

Jun 23rd, 2003 01:04 PM

O71394658

I'm a pussy. I go to sleep around 11:30. But after school's out I stay up until 1:30...

Jun 23rd, 2003 11:56 AM

Anonymous

Nice going, Milhouse :<

Jun 23rd, 2003 10:43 AM

Mockery

I go to bed and fall asleep between 2-3am and wake up around 7am. I dunno how I don't just pass out at work. Especially after classes on tuesday and thursdays too. And I've still got the site to run. And I've still got this latest club pack in the works. And I've still got to shoot myself.

Jun 23rd, 2003 10:35 AM

kellychaos

Quote:

Originally Posted by GnrySgtHartman

Quote:

For about three weeks I was going to bed at six or seven in the morning and getting up at five in the afternoon.

Yeah, I Had the exact same problem.

You guys want a job working minights. We're hiring.

Jun 23rd, 2003 10:28 AM

AChimp

You know, there's a reason why the wanking emoticon is sleeping between jerk sessions.

Jun 23rd, 2003 03:18 AM

GnrySgtHartman

Quote:

For about three weeks I was going to bed at six or seven in the morning and getting up at five in the afternoon.

Yeah, I Had the exact same problem.

Jun 23rd, 2003 03:17 AM

Cap'n Crunch

Yeah Thulsa, sure you do cocaine. I mean, you like in Vice City for crying out loud!

I am actually going to take advice from Milhouse, meaning I am going to be on here all night.

Jun 23rd, 2003 01:30 AM

Thulsa Doom

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I got really messed up last summer. For about three weeks I was going to bed at six or seven in the morning and getting up at five in the afternoon.

Here's what you do: Stock up on highly caffeinated pop (SODA

) or energy drinks (or coffee, if you're into that crap) and stay up all night. Do something like playing video games or read, but don't watch TV 'cause that makes you tired. Stay up all night, and then all day. Every time you feel like going to sleep, fight it, and have another sugar-packed beverage. Once you've stayed up until evening the next day, you can reward yourself with sleep. You'll probably sleep more than twelve hours, you'll wake up around nine in the morning, and your internal clock will be reset as desired.

This method has worked for me on three separate occasions. I recommend it. But staying up late is fun anyway. :/

I've done that, and it really works. Especially around New Years Eve/New Year's Day, but I've replaced soda and caffeine with cocaine. :/

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