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Aug 6th, 2007 03:51 PM
tenno It's the junk in the trunk really...

PROTIP: I have a 2 foot tall pewter horse back there right now...
Aug 6th, 2007 02:39 AM
noob3 so a car is like a homo aphrodesiac?
Aug 6th, 2007 01:49 AM
tenno I have a car is why...
Aug 6th, 2007 01:10 AM
noob3
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Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja View Post
Frozen Golfcourse. Wow, that would be intense for the new master tournament. I wanna see Tiger Woods try to stay standing when hes swinging a Golf Club on black ice.

Tiger Woods would DESTROY a frozen golf course, putting over older, more frozen golfer's corpses.


WTF MATT JACK? U lived in Texas and didn't come to OK for the noob3 butt cex but you're all up for it with Tenno?
Aug 5th, 2007 11:27 PM
MattJack I think Arizona and New Mexico should stop existing. Worst. States. Ever.
Aug 5th, 2007 10:07 AM
MisSFiT
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
Yea Tejas didn't have any mescans
Neither did Arizona.
Aug 3rd, 2007 07:35 PM
tenno 0_0 LOVE?!
Aug 3rd, 2007 06:30 AM
EndersGame I maced a crowd of drunk salesmen and stopped them from beating another group of salesmen to death.....
Aug 3rd, 2007 12:28 AM
Fathom Zero I hate my boss already.
Aug 2nd, 2007 09:47 PM
MattJack
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Originally Posted by MisSFiT View Post
It's called Spanish
Yea Tejas didn't have any mescans.

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Whats this? Local mockery?

I'm coming to RAPE you!
RAPE means that the other person isn't willing
Aug 2nd, 2007 07:25 PM
tenno Whats this? Local mockery?

I'm coming to RAPE you!
Jun 30th, 2007 01:28 AM
MisSFiT
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
People talk funny here.
It's called Spanish
Jun 29th, 2007 10:55 PM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by Sethomas View Post
You could hang out with Tenno and Jupitergirl!
hOLY CHRIST flashback
Jun 29th, 2007 05:09 PM
MattJack Hmmm, I hope it doesn't, nor do I see how I could fail to support myself.

I would probably just get a place up here.

How's Canada going for ya? Pretty exciting? Yeauh, I bet.

You got a woman yet? Or do you just tell yourself that they are a "waste of time" and you "don't need 'em?"

Oh well, I'm sure your lvl 47 Orge girlfriend on WoW gets your blood going.
Jun 29th, 2007 04:52 PM
AChimp I predict this life adventure will end with you living back at home with your parents.
Jun 29th, 2007 04:42 PM
MattJack Well, I got more game than Monopoly, so it ain't too bad. lol
Jun 29th, 2007 03:14 PM
Fathom Zero I would think that'd be awkward.
Jun 29th, 2007 11:06 AM
MattJack
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
would golf combined w/ nascar involve hitting balls at the racecars' windshields

because i would so fucking watch that
That is pretty much how I imagined it. The golfer would have to hit X amount of windshields to win. If no golfer hit the amount of windshields necessary to win, then the first driver to cross the finish line wins.

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Originally Posted by DeadKennedys View Post
Fuck yeah! Go to the bunny ranch and screw that Jade chick or whatever her name is. One of my former life goals.

Also, a black guy told me I have the face and demeanor of Tiger Woods. Usually I just get Keanu Reeves
I don't know who that girl is, but I did see a stripper/hooker in Walmart last night. She looked rough.

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero View Post
Bwahaha,...

MattJack, Gigolo.
It is a calling, what can I say?

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Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype View Post
so how are you posting on i-mockery?
I am living with an ex girlfriend of mine right now. She has the power of internet. She is also the only person I know within 1400 miles
Jun 29th, 2007 04:47 AM
MetalMilitia Vegas has an some internet tubes I guess?
Jun 29th, 2007 12:43 AM
ItalianStereotype so how are you posting on i-mockery?
Jun 28th, 2007 10:53 PM
Fathom Zero Bwahaha,...

MattJack, Gigolo.
Jun 28th, 2007 10:22 PM
MisSFiT
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
Considering I have a penis, I don't think the showgirl/hooker thing will work out.
Well, there are always drag shows, and you could be a hooker with a penis.
Jun 28th, 2007 09:08 PM
DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by MisSFiT View Post
Oh and you can always get a job as a showgirl, or possibly at the Bunny Ranch.
Fuck yeah! Go to the bunny ranch and screw that Jade chick or whatever her name is. One of my former life goals.

Also, a black guy told me I have the face and demeanor of Tiger Woods. Usually I just get Keanu Reeves
Jun 28th, 2007 08:44 PM
Sethomas You could hang out with Tenno and Jupitergirl!
Jun 28th, 2007 08:13 PM
executioneer would golf combined w/ nascar involve hitting balls at the racecars' windshields

because i would so fucking watch that
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