| Jan 29th, 2006 06:00 PM |
| red8ge |
clement and his antics 
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| Jan 29th, 2006 05:24 PM |
| executioneer |
hahaha it's AGAINST THE LAW to have sex before you're 16
jonathan clement you are ridiculoius
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| Jan 29th, 2006 04:38 PM |
| EisigerBiskuit |
Damn those teenagers! Taking drugs and driving and sinning.
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| Jan 29th, 2006 03:39 PM |
| Chojin |
"So, first of all, HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's now 2006!... Doesn't feel much like the future, though...
So, the day after tommorow, I'll be 16! I'll be able to legally have sex (Though, I'm still waiting til marriage) and I'll be able to get a learners licence... Damned teenagers... If it wasn't for them, I could drive on my own! :'("
Christ, I was pretty idiotic as a kid, but never this bad :<
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| Jan 29th, 2006 03:33 PM |
| Chojin |
http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanclement/020.htm
"He also always said his life was a living helling because of same sex marriage and abortion and drugs and athiests and many other things... He always said that he wanted a woman who hated all those things so he could truly love and respect her."
You are the best Christian ever, Jon.
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| Jan 29th, 2006 03:24 PM |
| Chojin |
Clement has a webcomic!
http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanclement/001.htm
"Anyway, let's take a look at the comic, shall we? Ah, it appears Ryoga Hibiki from Ranma 1/2 makes the first appearance here. Appearently, he's lost in the wildy on runescape. Hee hee hee. This is gonna be sweet."
I love you, Clement.
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| Jan 29th, 2006 12:10 PM |
| Misdemonar |
clemsy banned guest posting.
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| Jan 27th, 2006 07:18 PM |
| maggiekarp |
What did he change it to?
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| Jan 27th, 2006 07:14 PM |
| ArrowX |
lol he cant even ban my account properly he just changed my password.
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| Jan 27th, 2006 06:23 PM |
| Jeff The Ninja |
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Originally Posted by Callum Creyshaw
YOU TELL EM JON!
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Shut up alt.
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| Jan 26th, 2006 09:10 PM |
| Misdemonar |
Muahahhahah!
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| Jan 26th, 2006 09:04 PM |
| Emu |
What, exactly, will you take action for? You posted your personal thoughts on an internet message board. All I did was copy them somewhere else. I didn't alter anything, and I'm doing nothing to defame you. I'm just transposing the sweet, sweet honey of your shame onto a different part of the internet.
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| Jan 26th, 2006 09:01 PM |
| maggiekarp |
He masturbates to GW 
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| Jan 26th, 2006 08:57 PM |
| EisigerBiskuit |
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She's not a girlfriend. She hates me. And I don't care that much for her. I just think she's hot. I saw her on i-mockery.
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| Jan 26th, 2006 08:34 PM |
| red8ge |
clement you big wuss 
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| Jan 26th, 2006 08:28 PM |
| EisigerBiskuit |
What are they doing exactly? What are you stopping?
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| Jan 26th, 2006 08:28 PM |
| Callum Creyshaw |
YOU TELL EM JON!
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| Jan 26th, 2006 08:23 PM |
| Jonathan Clement |
This stops right here, right now.
http://jonathanclement.proboards29.c...ead=1138325582
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| Jan 26th, 2006 06:32 PM |
| Summourn |
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My own anime fantasy
« Thread Started on Dec 10, 2004, 3:51pm »
Nothing bad every happes here! The number of males and females are exactly the same.Nobody has to live alone.
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That means someone's getting stuck with the fatty!
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| Jan 26th, 2006 06:05 PM |
| Emu |
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No, I only like cute girls... They're not cute at all. And I CERTAINLY am NOT attracted to disney girls!... Anymore... After The Mira Nova think, fuck that. Besides, those vibrator sounds are SO fake! Every time I watch that commersial, I always mutter "Oh, just die already..."
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| Jan 26th, 2006 06:05 PM |
| ArrowX |
HEY GUYS LETS START AN INTERNET WAR ON CLAMENT!!
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| Jan 26th, 2006 06:05 PM |
| Emu |
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There's this network called TLN. And in the late hours around midnight or so, they have these programs with a bunch of whores and they give a number to call them. They even put the sound of their vibrotor on the phone and here they are lying on a bed wearing nothing but skimpy bras and panties. And sometimes, they show them doing something with a steel pole. I think I might know what it is they're doing, but I'm gonna keep my mind off of that. And sometimes, they have these short movies of people having sex and thenk, after that's done, they go and flash a number of the screen to call one of a the sluts. And I hear a voice say "Must be 18 or older to call. $50 charges may apply." Man, what a rip off! Why would I want to pay $50 for some worthless slut and I can hold and kiss and hug and be nice to a NICE DECENT CUTE girl? Man, what some people will waste their money on...-_-
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| Jan 26th, 2006 06:01 PM |
| Emu |
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My own anime fantasy
« Thread Started on Dec 10, 2004, 3:51pm »
Nothing bad every happes here! The number of males and females are exactly the same.Nobody has to live alone. Couples never fight and they agree with eachother completly! They always wait til marraige to have sex and they never get tired of eachother! Noone is gay! Kids are always well behaved! Nobody drinks, smokes aor takes drugs! It's impossible to have defective kids! Nobody ever does bad stuff! Women never have abortions! Women are strong and they NEVER have pain when they give birth! And there are no miscarriages and they NEVER end of having to have an abortion! And they can have literally 1,000,000 kids without any problems! And their husbands make enoguh money to support 1,000,000 kids! Siblings always respect eachother and never fight! Noone murders or rapes or anything! All women are naturally beautiful and all men are handsom and both are loyal to eachotehr and noone has affairs! People don't have to run back and forth between complicated things and they don't have to rember a bunch of things. Well, lets just say noone's ever unhappy. *sigh* I wish it were real...
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| Jan 26th, 2006 06:00 PM |
| Emu |
I hope nobody minds if I chronicle some of the better posts here. It'll be a poor man's Weekend Web.
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I've got to tell it now, while I still remember it.
-WARNING!- Contains sexuality. Reader discretion is advised.
Well, the dream went like this: it all started when I has at the foot of the hill that my friend, marshall's house was on. (We all live at the base of an extinct volcano) And all of a sudden, I had this Manga that appeared out of nowhere. And in, get this! In it, I saw my friend Wendy, Marshall's mother, Who in my opinion is quite cute and pretty (Who also always INSISTS on being Addressed as Mrs. Chisolm, which is quite irriatating) and her husband, Brad, both naked in the bathtub, both as Anime Characters. And as I read through the manga, they starting to have sexual itercourse. (If you're reading this Marshall, Kayla, or Duncan, I appologive for being such a sick puppy. But isn't that how we were ALL created? Anyway, I think in the manga, I saw Marshall evesdropping on the 2. And then right after that, I was riding down the highway towards salmo... WOAH! As I write this stroy, grandpa is talking about going to Kelowna, and we have to go through... Salmo... *The twilightzone theme playing* Anyway, I got to Salmo, and I saw a very old looking vending machine. You know, like from the 20's-50's. I got a sprite and drank a bit, and I had another book. It was kind of a Manga/Chapter Novel. It seemed to be written by Akane Tendo. This book, you saw pictures and words together. Anyway, she described a non-existant time when she Experimented with her sexuality. Well, you know the Ranma 1/2 scene: You're at Furinkan High, and you see the girls, One of the akane, in Red Gym shorts running on pace, 1,2,1,2,1,2,etc. Well, that same scene in my dream, and then this girl shows up, kind of like Azusa from the Seiries, Except she looks like Kim Possible with pink hair, and has a french accent. And she comes onto the school grounds, and starts telling Akane how much a Tomboy she is, Which Ranma is always telling her anyway. But coming from a girl, she kind of thinks about it and then goes into the boys shower and is naked and taking a shower (Seiriously, Akane has a BEAUTIFUL body.) And she's taking a shower, and she's looking down at herself, and I hear akane speaking, of course, And she's doing the commentary, and she calls her breasts, of all things, "Akane Rocks"... WTF?!?!?!?! How random are these dreams gonna get?!?!?!?! I don't remember anything after that, but that's the dream... I'm sure there are any number things that could of induced that dream, though I suspect that picture of Akane sleeping in the nude, dreaming about sleeping with Ranma, had something to do with it. Though, I DID see it the night before, and nothing happened then. If I keep having these dreams, I think I may need to see a phyciatrist.
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| Jan 26th, 2006 05:48 PM |
| ArrowX |
he has fanfics in his dreams
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