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Feb 14th, 2006 11:07 PM
Terra Well yes.

But when you IN love, hopefully your in bed for days on end and are on a whole different planet too.
Feb 14th, 2006 06:10 PM
Bod When you've got the flu you stay in bed for days on end and are on another planet for the most of it.
Feb 14th, 2006 01:12 PM
maggiekarp Love is like a bad analogy. There really isn't alot quite like it, so you end up looking stupid trying to make others understand what you're feeling. And in the end, you probably don't know what you're talking about.
Feb 14th, 2006 01:11 AM
ArrowX Love is like slapping your wife around. Its fun and exciting at first but after the 10th hit your hands get sore.
Feb 13th, 2006 04:49 PM
Vexation They Say Love is Blind... So what the hell is with this love at first sight?

And Love is more like a serious head injury. You walk around like you are in a daze, everything is fun. You might die.
Feb 13th, 2006 04:07 PM
executioneer lol
Feb 13th, 2006 04:04 PM
Dole Love is like the TV series '24' - its episodic, has pretentions to running in 'real time', and resurrected the career of Keifer Sutherland.
Feb 13th, 2006 03:00 PM
Cosmo Electrolux what a terrible analogy... maybe try....." Love is like gas, one day you have it and you're doubled over in pain, the next day, you're left with a vacant, empty feeling in your stomach and a brown stain in your panties" .....that's more like it....
Feb 12th, 2006 06:49 PM
Tara Yeah, it's like gas. One day you have it and the next day you wonder what the fuss was all about.
Feb 12th, 2006 06:43 PM
executioneer love is like cancer sometimes you can't get rid of it and sometimes it goes into remission with chemo and radiation therapy
Feb 12th, 2006 04:49 PM
Cosmo Electrolux Love passes swiftly...just like life. My Tattoo says so...
Feb 12th, 2006 04:38 PM
Womti love is like fucking anthrax.
Feb 12th, 2006 04:35 PM
Sethomas Okay, so love is like AIDS.
Feb 12th, 2006 01:54 PM
sadie i like this analogy, but it's not quite accurate. i mean, even the flu eventually fades away.
Feb 12th, 2006 11:13 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Misdemonar
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gurlugon
I love the cock, what does this mean
dad?
Feb 11th, 2006 09:54 PM
Gurlugon speaking of which, i think i now either have the flue or strep
Feb 11th, 2006 01:49 PM
Misdemonar
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Originally Posted by Gurlugon
I love the cock, what does this mean
dad?
Feb 11th, 2006 01:40 PM
Bod
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gurlugon
I love the cock, what does this mean
Just to look at? Or for something more constructive?
This ain't love, but maybe a lot less hassle.
Feb 8th, 2006 10:47 PM
Marc Summers That's because light can't get in from the outside
Feb 8th, 2006 10:10 PM
HickMan You're black on the inside
Feb 8th, 2006 08:48 PM
Gurlugon I manage to confuse the symptoms all the time, and I love the cock, what does this mean
Feb 8th, 2006 08:07 PM
Bod
REal love is like the Flu

Real love has the same misrepresentation as flu, so many people say they have the flu when in fact they just have a nasty cold that they'll soon get over in a day or two. Even a viral infection as unpleasant as it is, ain't flu.

You only know flu when you've actually had it and you'll never confuse it with a cold again.

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