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Feb 19th, 2003 06:14 PM
slavemason I think you really hurt him that time Max.
It's been so long I forgot, Cherry aren't you waiting around to open a book store or something?
Whatever you did, three weeks off sounds like a good time for a bender.
Feb 19th, 2003 03:21 PM
FartinMowler Msn is where I talk to my friends. Its a public forum and if you can't handle a noobie like me poking fun then I will leave. Team Elite
Feb 19th, 2003 03:12 PM
mburbank Geeze. Fartin. I'm really sorry, man. I totally missjudged you. Here I thought 'Fartin Mowler' was your idea of a joke and I was razzing you and everything, and it turns out some guys who picked on you called you that, and now it's like, you Nom de Guere, which is jaunty and turns the tables on your oppressors. Sort of like the way the Founding Fathers took Yankee Doodle as a nicname, or Ben Affleck took on Daredevil. I guess I had you pegged all wrong.

See, I thought the Fartin Mowler joke was what made you a numb tit, and all along it was the way you jumped in to something you know nothing about, bit off more than you could chew and made yourself look like a complete idiot before your stupid ass body had even followed your foot through the door.

My bad.
Feb 19th, 2003 03:05 PM
James Oh, and good luck, cherry.
Feb 19th, 2003 03:05 PM
James How the fuck did I get involved here? Stupid Martin. And for the record, my name is very boring and original, seeing as I've stated my distaste for "wacky" and "zany" user names. So your insult is as weak as your little girl legs.

Martin, your problem is you think this place is supposed to be "on" all the time. If it's not a joke, it's not supposed to be here. You fail to realize that not everyone is a friendless dipshit like you, and some of us have strong ties to others on here. Therefore, certain information, such as Cherry's new career, is very interesting to a number of people on here. To try to contact each indivisual person on an instant messenger would be just as stupid as, well, some retarded newbie named FartinMowler trying to pick fights with random people because he has no fucking clue what's going on.

Like I said before, you already failed your initiation for these boards. You shouldn't even be allowed to post right now.
Feb 19th, 2003 02:49 PM
slavemason Some one could slip him some BEANO.
Feb 19th, 2003 02:47 PM
FartinMowler Thats the point asswipe. Some dink in highschool used to call me this and I thought it was appropriate that I use this name. Could have come up with something clever like Les WAste or Jamesman. Wow Cherry is fucking brilliant name!!! Shut the fuck up. My next post will be " I had a shower" then " I ate a bowl of cereal" then " I walked the fucking dog"
Feb 19th, 2003 02:30 PM
mburbank Cherry, Please! How could someone who came up with the rib tickling user name Fartin Mowler dissapoint in any way?
Feb 19th, 2003 12:05 PM
cherry oh look its back. goodie. lets see what it will say next. i bet you some scouring pads it is bllody hilarious. come on mowler, dont let me down.
Feb 19th, 2003 12:01 PM
FartinMowler
Numb Tit #1

Mburbank I find you nurturing and I am just a sycophant. I bow to your supreme intellect.
Feb 19th, 2003 11:23 AM
mburbank Websters Collegiatte defines "Elite" as ONE BIG NOTCH BELLOW FARTIN MOWLER!! FARTIN MOWLER RULES!!! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! HEY, FARTIN! ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! GO FARTIN! GO FARTIN!



Seriously now, with a user name as intensley droll as "Fartin Mowler" you pretty much know right off the bat he's going to be good. PROBING QUESTION, FARTIN! YOU ARE ONE BIG NUMB TIT FOR SURE!
Feb 19th, 2003 11:16 AM
FartinMowler
bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla

Elite? Can you elaborate on the significance of you status?
Feb 19th, 2003 10:59 AM
Les Waste Max rules
Feb 19th, 2003 10:36 AM
mburbank FARTIN MOWLER ROCKS, MAN! That post was as insightful as his user name is hillarious! WAY TO BE MAN!!! WAY... TO... BE!!! OH! OH! I THINK I'M GETTING A CHUBBY! I AM! I AM GETTING A CHUBBY! FROM FARTIN MOWLER!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!


YAY FARTIN MOWLER! BEST I-MOCKER EVER! WHAT A NUMB TIT!
Feb 19th, 2003 06:48 AM
slavemason How about a Church? Sorry, I'm a closet arsonist.
Feb 19th, 2003 02:04 AM
sadie did you do a little cleansing routine, cherry? you should definitely burn something. :P
Feb 19th, 2003 01:42 AM
Cybernetico Since when did bosses want people to stay

G'damn good for nothing nickelodeon giving me false ideas
Feb 19th, 2003 01:25 AM
Carnivore I'd rather have kept waiting for someone older to die
Feb 19th, 2003 01:21 AM
roonTing I hope you didn't just destroy your entire life.

YAY CARNIE! A NEW DEATH!!!! It took long enough.
Feb 19th, 2003 01:08 AM
Carnivore STFU, Fartin. The I-Mockery Elite are trying to congratulate one of their own on her life-altering decision. Go sit in the corner with the other posters of absolutely no significance.

Gemma, I wish you the very best. Although we are all quite disappointed on this side of the Atlantic that we won't be able to see you as frequently as a result, it just gives us all the more incentive to get our asses over there. I-Mockery Summer Convention 2003 is moved to Brighton!
Feb 18th, 2003 07:58 PM
Les Waste YA WTF POSTS ON A MESSAGE BOARD ARE SOOOOOOOO BORING PEOPLE SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT THEYRE PERSONAL LIVES THATS WHAT MSN MESSANGER IS FOR

MESSAGE BOARD DISCUSSION SHUD BE ABOUT RANDOM STUFF THAT IS FUNNY AND VIDEO GAMES GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME N00BS LOL J/K
Feb 18th, 2003 07:55 PM
FartinMowler
Boring

I just want to appologize for the fact that I find Cherry's post boring. They have this wonderful invention called Msn for sending personal messages.
Feb 18th, 2003 07:31 PM
mburbank "Mockery" is "Stealing" my on-line "Schtick".

"Congatulations" Cherry, particularly on your "Bath".
Feb 18th, 2003 07:21 PM
cherry I wont be moving my stuff down until we get a new place sorted so i wont be on that much until the end of march.
plus of course I will no longe live alone and that geek with the funny hair that i am off to live with can be kind of distracting.
but you know me, i will post when i can.
Feb 18th, 2003 07:15 PM
FartinMowler
What ever

Ya I suck!!!!
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